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Charlotte doin Fan** farts

StigofthedumpStigofthedump Posts: 3,993
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and asking Lauren to do one! How low can she go?
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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 68,508
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    Stigofthedump wrote: »
    and asking Lauren to do one! How low can she go?

    Practically as far as her knees...
  • StigofthedumpStigofthedump Posts: 3,993
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    wonkeydonkey wrote: »
    Practically as far as her knees...

    Ha. No doubt all Charlotte fans will be doing F-farts tomorrow in her honour.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 830
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    Goodness - I was wondering why everyone was looking down at her - we couldn't see Charlotte - but we could hear her......

    Oh my goodness
  • SnowStorm86SnowStorm86 Posts: 17,273
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    No doubt the usual suspects will try to twist this to be all Lauren's fault.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 12,538
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    She back to pretending to be drunk for the simpletons who like that side of her act. Unfortunately the other hms are making it plain they don't believe her which leaves her wandering around feeling stupid.
  • rolergirlrolergirl Posts: 5,205
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    according to south park the term is "queefs":eek::confused::o
  • Quantum CatQuantum Cat Posts: 511
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    Carol declared she would 'attempt one in the morning'.

    Can't wait.
  • StigofthedumpStigofthedump Posts: 3,993
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    SnowStorm86 wrote: »
    No doubt the usual suspects will try to twist this to be all Lauren's fault.

    You know it!

    larf @ queefs, I couldnt think of the word.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 68,508
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    SnowStorm86 wrote: »
    No doubt the usual suspects will try to twist this to be all Lauren's fault.

    Hazel's, surely.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,671
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    SnowStorm86 wrote: »
    No doubt the usual suspects will try to twist this to be all Lauren's fault.

    There is already a thread blaming Lauren.:D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,671
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    Quantum Cat wrote: »
    Carol declared she would 'attempt one in the morning'.

    Can't wait.

    You can't wait for Carols', but Lauren refusing to do one discussed you so much that you even started a thread on it.:confused:
    http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=1887320
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 68,508
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    I genuinely didn't know they were something one could push out. I associate them with middle aged mothers doing certain yoga poses.
  • StigofthedumpStigofthedump Posts: 3,993
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    wonkeydonkey wrote: »
    I genuinely didn't know they were something one could push out. I associate them with middle aged mothers doing certain yoga poses.

    :D:D:D:D
  • Quantum CatQuantum Cat Posts: 511
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    Hillbillygale wrote: »
    You can't wait for Carol's but Lauren refusing to do one discussed you so much that you even started a thread on it.:confused:
    http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=1887320

    'Can't wait' was sarcasm.

    maybe I should have used the :rolleyes: smiley
  • TalullahmayTalullahmay Posts: 5,962
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    Stigofthedump wrote: »
    and asking Lauren to do one! How low can she go?

    How disgusting she really is the pits & she must have a Fanlight the size of a football field....I thought you only got them when you was having intercourse because of the lack of Lubrication or the pushing causing a air to get trapped! I stand corrected if i'm wrong...Christmas must be fun in her house:yawn:
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    Quantum Cat wrote: »
    'Can't wait' was sarcasm.

    maybe I should have used the :rolleyes: smiley

    :rolleyes::confused:;)
  • Quantum CatQuantum Cat Posts: 511
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    Hillbillygale wrote: »
    :rolleyes::confused:;)

    :cry:
  • StigofthedumpStigofthedump Posts: 3,993
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    Talullahmay wrote: »
    How disgusting she really is the pits & she must have a Fanlight the size of a football field....I thought you only got them when you was having intercourse because of the lack of Lubrication or the pushing causing a air to get trapped! I stand corrected if i'm wrong...Christmas must be fun in her house:yawn:

    When I was at school many years ago, 2 female friends of mine had a competition to see who could do the best ones :o , they could do them at will
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    mickmercer wrote: »
    She back to pretending to be drunk for the simpletons who like that side of her act. Unfortunately the other hms are making it plain they don't believe her which leaves her wandering around feeling stupid.

    Definitely faking being psst. The fanny farts to shock, the crawling on the hands & knees to bed, the fear of pissing the bed, all part of the wearing very thin now, act.
  • bratwurztbratwurzt Posts: 2,707
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    It's the Geordie Shore hands in the diary room that annoys me. Why do they all look like they are directing traffic when the talk? (the Geordie lot)
  • MiniMeTooMiniMeToo Posts: 17,674
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    wonkeydonkey wrote: »
    I genuinely didn't know they were something one could push out. I associate them with middle aged mothers doing certain yoga poses.

    I never heard of doing it on command...
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 12,538
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    MiniMeToo wrote: »
    I never heard of doing it on command...

    "By the right....quick fanny farting.....wait for it, WAIT FOR IT!!"
  • kimotagkimotag Posts: 11,064
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    wonkeydonkey wrote: »
    I genuinely didn't know they were something one could push out. I associate them with middle aged mothers doing certain yoga poses.

    I used to do a yoga class with a bunch of (mostly) middle-aged women and never heard a single FF! :)
  • B L ZeebubB L Zeebub Posts: 9,134
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    Everyone should watch the South Park episode - 'Eat, Pray, Queef'.

    It will edgeyoucate you all. :D
  • viewer123viewer123 Posts: 1,990
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    kimotag wrote: »
    I used to do a yoga class with a bunch of (mostly) middle-aged women and never heard a single FF! :)

    Too slack.
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