Email Offers - New Year Resolution!

Department_SDepartment_S Posts: 4,924
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Ok so I have decided that as part of my New Year's Resolution to do something different with my life I am going to choose today's email offers to me and take up on every one of them. Right so this is what I'm gong to do this week:-

1, A reflexology session in Covent Garden

2. A cryogenic lipolysis session at Kensington Skin Care Surgery

3. A night in a Premier Inn for £25

4. An all you can eat buffet at Tara Tan Restaurant ( wherever that is )

5.Shop at Jaegar's Half Price sale

6. A Day at Paradise Park in Hertfordshire and finally

7. A Laser Tooth whitening course in Bishopsgate, London

A busy week ahead then......

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  • 3Sheets2TheWind3Sheets2TheWind Posts: 3,028
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    Thanks for sharing...
  • davidmcndavidmcn Posts: 12,110
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    I'm going to join Christian Singles Online, get laid tonight on F***book, and wire some money to a bloke regarding "a business deal worth $15,000,000.00 in his control which will be executed under a legitimate arrangement".
  • GiraffeGirlGiraffeGirl Posts: 13,619
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    Ok so I have decided that as part of my New Year's Resolution to do something different with my life I am going to choose today's email offers to me and take up on every one of them. Right so this is what I'm gong to do this week:-

    1, A reflexology session in Covent Garden

    2. A cryogenic lipolysis session at Kensington Skin Care Surgery

    3. A night in a Premier Inn for £25

    4. An all you can eat buffet at Tara Tan Restaurant ( wherever that is )

    5.Shop at Jaegar's Half Price sale

    6. A Day at Paradise Park in Hertfordshire and finally

    7. A Laser Tooth whitening course in Bishopsgate, London

    A busy week ahead then......

    This actually (if genuine) seems a really good idea to me. Expensive though.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,138
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    I did that last year, and now I have a 4ft penis

    I have to wear bicycle clips

    edit a bicycle clip
  • grumpyscotgrumpyscot Posts: 11,354
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    bugloss wrote: »
    I did that last year, and now I have a 4ft penis

    I have to wear bicycle clips

    edit a bicycle clip

    So you didn't accept the offer for Viagra etc then?
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