Your embarrassing celebrity crushes.

afcbfan · 09/09/03 - 14:54

How about a thread dedicated to the celebrities that you fancy that , were you to reveal your bizarre taste to anybody else, would get you laughed out of the pub!

The sort of celebrity that would have people questioning your eyesight, or your sanity.

Well, speak freely here!

In the first of a what could be a rather short thread can I say that, given half the chance, I'd really like to, ahem, boff...

Lisa Riley, rotund host of 'You've been framed'!

[Deleted User] · 09/09/03 - 14:56

I've had a bit of a crush on Robbie Coltrane... ever since his 'Cracker' days:o

[Deleted User] · 09/09/03 - 15:02

I always had a thing for Cheryl Baker.

I'll get me coat.

[Deleted User] · 09/09/03 - 15:04

shane ritchie
brian conley
kenneth branagh

but when i was younger i used to fancy even worse people such as michael barrymore,chris evans and stu francis ("ooh i could crush a grape"!)

Porcupine · 09/09/03 - 15:05

I fancy Derek Acorah from Most Haunted

afcbfan · 09/09/03 - 15:07

Originally posted by del.g
I always had a thing for Cheryl Baker.

I'll get me coat.

I fancied Cheryl Baker!

I couldn't stand Jay Aston, though!

[Deleted User] · 09/09/03 - 15:15

Mariella frostrup-She may not be imbarrsing but everyone said i was twisted.

afcbfan · 09/09/03 - 15:23

Fern Britton.......mmmMMMM!

Oh, and I'm not sure you could call her a celebrity because I don't know her name but, is it Shelley's mum in 'Coronation Street'?

Works in the Rovers, blonde piece, about 60?

I would!

[Deleted User] · 09/09/03 - 15:27

I'm not sure if this counts as embarassing (or a celebrity!) but I also seriously have the hots for Madeleine West, who plays Dee in Neighbours.

[Deleted User] · 09/09/03 - 15:28

Originally posted by del.g
I'm not sure if this counts as embarassing (or a celebrity!) but I also seriously have the hots for Madeleine West, who plays Dee in Neighbours.

How is dee imbarrsing then

System · 09/09/03 - 15:31

My boyfriend also fancies Fern Britten (which doesn't say a lot about me perhaps!!).

I quite fancy Simon Cowell.

Del.g I've met Dee from Neighbours - very tiny in real life but quite sweet. She's not particularly minging and has a great pair of boobs!

FastEddie · 09/09/03 - 15:31

Michelle from Neighbours....oh, what i wouldn't give...
*sigh*

...

Janine from Eastenders
Sophie Ellis-Bextor
Charlotte Church

System · 09/09/03 - 15:37

Sophie Raworth

[Deleted User] · 09/09/03 - 15:39

Originally posted by TOML
How is dee imbarrsing then

She isn't embarassing herself, it's just that whenever I mention that I watch Neighbours I still seemed to get laughed at, which IS embarassing!

Geeg · 09/09/03 - 15:42

I fancy John edwards (the guy from Crossing over with...on living):o

especially embaressing cos I dont believe in any of that stuff

but he has nice arms:o

System · 09/09/03 - 15:43

When I read the title I thought it was going to be ways to embarass a celebrity that you fancied...

You'd need live television to do it perfectly...

System · 09/09/03 - 15:45

Vannesa Feltz

[Deleted User] · 09/09/03 - 15:46

Carol Voderman

[Deleted User] · 09/09/03 - 15:49

There is nothing at all wrong with watching Neighbours del.g - it is quality viewing! The fact that I fancy Karl Kennedy is just an added bonus! I had to turn my attentions to Karl after the departure of the lovely Tad

However have also succumbed recently to the attractions of Shane Richie after watching him play such a lovely guy in Eastenders lately...:o

Also used to have a now rather worrying soft spot for Des Lynham

and love Dawson's Dad in Dawson's Creek - easily the most attractive man on the show - he had the most amazing arms! Yummy!

Just realised I appear to have a thing for older men....

afcbfan · 09/09/03 - 15:49

Originally posted by the spiz
When I read the title I thought it was going to be ways to embarass a celebrity that you fancied...

As soon as I posted it I thought 'That's a rubbish title'!

It should be called 'Your embarrassing celebrity crushes'.

[Deleted User] · 09/09/03 - 15:50

RONNIE CORBETT :cool:

*damo.

Beth Hart · 09/09/03 - 15:52

Originally posted by afcbfan
As soon as I posted it I thought 'That's a rubbish title'!

It should be called 'Your embarrassing celebrity crushes'.

No sooner said ....

Beth.

FastEddie · 09/09/03 - 15:54

Originally posted by cathraff
Just realised I appear to have a thing for older men....

This sounds like a job for FE

afcbfan · 09/09/03 - 15:54

Vanessa Feltz and Janine for me too!

Talking of Sophie Ellis Bextor, I used to have a huge crush on her mum, Janet Ellis, in my younger days!

[Deleted User] · 09/09/03 - 15:57

Originally posted by *D.B.
RONNIE CORBETT :cool:

That were a joke, BTW. :cool:

I think. :eek:

*damo.

[Deleted User] · 09/09/03 - 15:59

Originally posted by cupcake
I've had a bit of a crush on Robbie Coltrane... ever since his 'Cracker' days:o

Ooh me too!

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