Lets play Darts for Comic Relief

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• Pink Knight Posts: 24,773

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  01/03/15 - 21:20 #27

  Ollie_h19 wrote: »

  This is just a warm-up show.

  
  The only thing making me warm at the moment is the big glass of booze I have in my hand.

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• [Deleted User] Posts: 0

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  01/03/15 - 21:20 #28

  "Lets Play Darts" well after we have spoken about it for 50 minutes

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• Jamesollier18 Posts: 1,831

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  01/03/15 - 21:20 #29

  get over yourself philoola people are so impatient

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• Psycho_Ned Posts: 17,741

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  01/03/15 - 21:20 #30

  pork.pie wrote: »

  Oh ffs... get on with it... I'm not interested in Lenny wading through squalor, or Wolfie's beard (Don't mind a bit of Anastasia though)... just play ruddy darts... like it says on the tin.

  Give Lenny his yearly bit of TV time, it's the only time in a year he's not seen on TV in a hotel bedroom

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• Tassium Posts: 31,639

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  01/03/15 - 21:21 #31

  "... and just before Wolfie and Lee Mack get going, a word from Lenny Henry in Poorzambique"

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• Ollie_h19 Posts: 8,548

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  01/03/15 - 21:23 #32

  Offiah has been taking walk-on tips from Bobby George.

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• Pink Knight Posts: 24,773

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  01/03/15 - 21:24 #33

  pork.pie wrote: »

  Oh ffs... get on with it... I'm not interested in Lenny wading through squalor,

  
  Premier Inn are that bad ?

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• gillypanda Posts: 13,963

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  01/03/15 - 21:24 #34

  What a load of faffing!
  
  25 minutes in and here come the darts

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• J-Zee Posts: 557

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  01/03/15 - 21:24 #35

  This is not looking good so far and where's Bully?

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• rockjack Posts: 13,897

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  01/03/15 - 21:25 #36

  Sounds like Lee quite good

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• Pink Knight Posts: 24,773

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  01/03/15 - 21:26 #37

  best of nine legs, this is going to take forever.

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• FrostyJim Posts: 3,942

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  01/03/15 - 21:27 #38

  This may take a while

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• Inspiration Posts: 62,705

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  01/03/15 - 21:27 #39

  I think Martin Offiah needs to get his glasses checked.

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• [Deleted User] Posts: 0

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  01/03/15 - 21:27 #40

  he should be Martin "Gerry" Adams

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• Ladyxxmacbeth Posts: 1,868

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  01/03/15 - 21:28 #41

  I think it's quite good. Darts is a very difficult game

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• Psycho_Ned Posts: 17,741

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  01/03/15 - 21:28 #42

  Lee Mack is definitely decent, his arrows are all in the actual 1/20/5 bit of the board whereas Offiah is spraying them about a bit!

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• [Deleted User] Posts: 0

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  01/03/15 - 21:28 #43

  whats with the loud bangs,, is the dart board nailed to a garage door or something

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• Ollie_h19 Posts: 8,548

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  01/03/15 - 21:28 #44

  Tony Green just called Anastacia the 'Golden Girl'. That's Trina Gulliver, Tony!

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• Inspiration Posts: 62,705

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  01/03/15 - 21:29 #45

  Yup thought so.. they're editing the actual darts. What a joke.

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• gillypanda Posts: 13,963

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  01/03/15 - 21:30 #46

  Inspiration wrote: »

  Yup thought so.. they're editing the actual darts. What a joke.

  
  Yup! What a waste of time

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• Jamesollier18 Posts: 1,831

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  01/03/15 - 21:30 #47

  should of got a ticket mate if you wanted to see every minute mate

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• Pink Knight Posts: 24,773

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  01/03/15 - 21:30 #48

  Inspiration wrote: »

  Yup thought so.. they're editing the actual darts. What a joke.

  
  They need to, or it will be on while this time tomorrow.

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• nuttytigger Posts: 14,053

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  01/03/15 - 21:31 #49

  I'm only watching it coz Andy Fordham is on it.

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• Chris1964 Posts: 19,796

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  01/03/15 - 21:31 #50

  Inspiration wrote: »

  I think Martin Offiah needs to get his glasses checked.

  
  I know-he's throwing darts like me!

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• FrostyJim Posts: 3,942

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  01/03/15 - 21:32 #51

  Martin Offiah, blimey. It's called "aiming" mate.

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