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Katie Price twitter: I can't wait to go up and down the country to audition girls for one of my new shows Jordan Idol
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Don't know why anyone would want to have skin the colour of an aged leather armchair, polyester hair and caterpillars for eyebrows. Not to mention bowling balls for t*ts and a top lip to rival Donald Duck's.
Who is commissioning this crap? Are they insane?
Bit of a generalisation there.
It's really only the media that makes things seem that way. The reality is quite different. IMO and experience of course.
My
God
:eek:
But there are very insecure people out there who may well think that this is the way to happiness.
Also by girls- does she mean young women or children?
If the latter then :eek: and I am for some reason instantly reminded of JonBenet Ramsey, I dont know for why- just popped into my head.
But really Jordan/Katie please stfu
It's probably been commissioned by Living from her production company, so in the end, she's got to take the blame.
Yes, sorry, I should have said ' a lot of girls' . I agree they're not all like that, but there are many who are.
Agreed. My sister and her friends are all 17/18 and are more interested in getting into uni and getting a career afterwards. They think the likes of Jordan etc are vile chavs and are to be ridiculed not admired.
It'll be a success for Living, but they only get about 1 million viewers a week.
You`ve obviously made a close study of her cors your description is such an uncanny likeness of the siren herself!:D:D
I agree. Its not to be taken too seriously, its light hearted entertainment. It won't change the way teenages think its just will be cringeworthy tv. Like the auditions at the beginning of XFactor of people who think they can sing. I wonder who the judges will be.
She's so in-yer-face I don't think anyone can avoid her!
I think there are only a few who fancy their chances as a wag or a wannabe, most including my teenager study really hard to get decent jobs. There are many opportunities now for education, travel etc. I think a lot more when I was at school. Having said that she likes watching KP its escapism.
Only a total moron would look forward to this.
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Anyone mad enough to watch it better make sure the colour on their tv is turned down low because the orange glow will be enough to blind them
WEEK 1 - The Future's Orange...
The contestants compete in a challenge to see who can end up looking the most radioactive. The one who looks most like an Oompa Lumpa at the end of the challenge wins. The two contestants with the lowest number of votes from the public go through to the CHAV-OFF:-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHAeHJiIjB4
Katie Price then has to save one of them (or send it to dead-lock if she can't be arsed).
The leaving contestant will be subjected to a barrage of abuse by the other contestants before singing the farewell song:-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARja3jjnKdw
At the end of the song, the leaving contestant will have her hair extensions yanked out by the remaining Jordan Wannabees before being escorted off the premises by security.
WEEK 2 - Veneer We Go Again
Contestants will get plastic looking, ill-fitting veneers done, then will compete to see who can lose the most over the next 7 days.
WEEK 3 - Botoxic
It's time to get the needles out. Will our contestants be able to get that frozen Jordan look?
WEEK 4 - Horseing Around
Time for the contestants to see if they can emulate the plastic one's talent for buying, then discarding horses.
WEEK 5 - Death Race 2011
How many obsticles will the contestants hit as they drive a massive pink horsebox around the track? Remember, while driving, they have to have their vision obscured by a bag, towel or other similar object. They will also have to either talk on a mobile phone or spray perfume.
WEEK 6 - Hogging The Headlines
How many stories about themselves will the contestants be able to sell to the media in the course of one week?
*shagging footballer week, then selling the story
*shagging pop star week, then selling the story
*slagging off high profile celeb of the week week
*leaking embarassing, but tabloid-worthy "home movie" week
*selling your grannie week
*keeping a straight face when you bully people, then claim to be the victim
*turning a traumatic event into a good story, then breaking it up into as many parts as possible in order to string it out. Extra points for getting people talking by dropping hints about un-named celebs being involved
The finale can be a head to head "honesty" competition, where contestants take it in turns to come up with the nastiest insults.
On the plus side, at least it will help social services to target their resources by bringing together so many people with psychological problems in the one location.
Sorry Johark, we appear to have been writing along the same lines at the same time. It really is true that it takes a lot of effort to be famous the Jordan way.:p