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Memorable sitcom lines - name that show !
Andy Birkenhead
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"Women - I don't know. You wear a dress the size of three teabags, then complain when blokes look at you !!" 
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Who's next ?
'Back of the net'
"Don't mention the war."
Fawlty Towers
- "What about if the police found it?"
- "I'm talking about the police!"
'They're not very good after luch, all that wine & garlic , very dabilatating you know, all they know how to do is chase women'
'And that was a moving moment wasnt it , when the angel of the lord came down & said 'bugger me whats going on here' ' The gospel according to the marx brothers'
'We both took to the stage, i took hold of her & be both started to dance backwards, teh band couldnt play for laughing , she bursted into tears & her mother belted me round the earhole with a rolled up copy of the ballroom gazette'
' I take it your contribution was the crossword puzzle' , 'Nopthing wrong with it' , 'not until they fiilled it in' , 'a concentrated square of filth & hardcore pornography' 'right the way through from one across to 28 down'
'Tell me who that is ive been calling grandfather all these years?' , 'Gladstone'
'Obergurgle'
'Boogaloo'
"You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it."
The Thin Blue Line.
and
"Now look here - you'll have what you're given and if I say you'll eat soggy chips, you'll eat soggy chips."
Only fools and horses
"We had cameraderie"
"Is he the Italian boy"?
2)" Mr Bedford Mr Bedford"
3) "The Cranes of Maine have got your living brain"
1 = Only Fools And Horses ?
3 = Frasier ?
Too easy - Dad's Army, the U-boat crew episode
Correct .
Number 2 was from Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em episode Second Honeymoon
Isn't it
'don't tell him your name Pike?'
No, no , no and a thousand time NO!
[Lavender/Pike] Whistle while you work, Hitler is a twerp, He's Half barmy, so's his army, whistle while you work...
[Madoc/U-Boat captain] Your name will also go on the list! What... is.. it....
[Lowe/Mainwairing] Don't Tell Him Pike!
[Madoc...] Pike.... (lost in the laughter)
"Sir, I have a cunning plan..."
"Really ...... is it more cunning than a fox, with a doctorate in cunning from Oxford University?"
"No..."
Specific answers...
"Men Behaving Badly"
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