What are your predictions for the news in 2011?

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  • FroodFrood Posts: 13,180
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    Leading footballer admits he is a virgin and will stay that way until he is married

    Human race caught in the middle of a war for world domination between badgers and penguins

    I've a feeling the second one is more likely...

    The badgers will win.

    Be afraid, be very afraid........

    :eek:
  • plateletplatelet Posts: 26,383
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    The WC was this year.

    EDIT: I presume you mean the rugby World Cup?.

    The clue was in my expectation that England would reach the final :)
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,341
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    America finally triggers off world war 3 and launches the first nuke in anger while condemning NK and Iran for having nuclearweapons/power.
    A mass storming of the Houses of Parliament and the police and armed forces won't protect the politicians. Resulting in a load of politicians'corpses hanging by the neck from trees or lamposts with barbed wire around their necks becuase the people are SICK OF THEM!!
  • PhoenixblissPhoenixbliss Posts: 9,478
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    I sense there maybe major earthquakes in the USA derailing the economic recovery.

    I also think many key political figures from another generation will depart from us leading to a sense of history moving on an era-Thatcher, Dennis Healey, Lord Carrington Tony Benn etc
  • PhoenixblissPhoenixbliss Posts: 9,478
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    Clegg will survive 2011 but events will mean he wont feel his position is secure long term.I think there will be a royal illness (SERIOUS) next year
  • cnbcwatchercnbcwatcher Posts: 56,681
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    Royal Wedding and hopefully an economic recovery.
  • PhoenixblissPhoenixbliss Posts: 9,478
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    Two royal weddings nowe!

    But the economic recovery is looking very shakey with revised downwards growth figures.

    I see Icelands president has rewarned that Katlas eruption is very close.Major effects from that in 2011.A much more devasting event that the Icelandic volcanic eruption this year.Many times more powerful Katla is.Bad news for our hard hit airlines.
  • bluebladeblueblade Posts: 88,859
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    Prince William & Kate Middleton will marry.

    I also think that flash mobs could become a more definite & recognised phenomena in 2011, as protests against the government are organised over the internet.
  • JC_GTA2010JC_GTA2010 Posts: 2,226
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    It will rain in summer.
  • BorefestBorefest Posts: 9,557
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    Leading footballer admits he is a virgin and will stay that way until he is married

    Human race caught in the middle of a war for world domination between badgers and penguins

    I've a feeling the second one is more likely...

    Is that set in black and white ;)
  • hellsTinkerbellhellsTinkerbell Posts: 9,871
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    Free broadband .(theres absolutely no reason why it shouldnt be).
    Petrol prices up (again)
    Lib dems dumped by Tories.(Outserved their purpose)
    Royal death.(male i think)
    Halt to Tesco overtaking.(well...erm basically everything)
    Shunning of North and South korea as both seen as an issue of causing war.
    Governments uniting on protecting planet.
  • PaparazzoPaparazzo Posts: 6,155
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    (Hopefully) the economic situation will be fixed (yay!)
    Heather from EE will eat something on screen
    Ronnie from EE will be miserable
    Katy Perry & Russel Brand announce split
    The world is at peace, with no countries fighting, for the first time since time began.
  • Zero gravitasZero gravitas Posts: 12,368
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    Leading footballer admits he is a virgin and will stay that way until he is married

    Human race caught in the middle of a war for world domination between badgers and penguins

    I've a feeling the second one is more likely...

    It's even money really. The badgers can dig in for the long haul, but the Penguins will dominate the seas.
    The outcome? Anybodies guess.:D
  • Mr. FahrenheitMr. Fahrenheit Posts: 9,911
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    1. Amy Winehouse will become a nun.

    2. A Royal will die.

    3. The badgers are building submarines underground, so they will beat the penguins.

    4. Lady GaGa will reveal that she is, in fact, a man.

    5. Another Terrorist threat.
  • bluebladeblueblade Posts: 88,859
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    Free broadband .(theres absolutely no reason why it shouldnt be).
    Petrol prices up (again)
    Lib dems dumped by Tories.(Outserved their purpose)
    Royal death.(male i think)
    Halt to Tesco overtaking.(well...erm basically everything)
    Shunning of North and South korea as both seen as an issue of causing war.
    Governments uniting on protecting planet.

    Dream on !!!
  • LillithLillith Posts: 946
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    The Queen and Prince Phillip divorce.
    Prince Phillip gets his own phone in show on LBC
    Princess Diana turns up at William's wedding like Alexis Carrington in Dynasty
    Terry Wogan gives up wearing his wig
    Osama Bin Laden found living in a caravan in Morecombe
    New series of Last of the Summer Wine made starring Bruce Forsyth, Vince Cable Russell Brand
  • himerushimerus Posts: 3,040
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    Argentina will retake the Falklands?
  • d0lphind0lphin Posts: 25,353
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    Someone was predicting on BBC News 24 this morning a war in the Middle East, possibly turning global.:(

    Agree with the above poster about Argentina reinvading the Falklands caused by Royal Navy cutbacks.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 10,273
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    I'll get married!!! WHAHEYYYY :D
  • AzagothAzagoth Posts: 10,169
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    himerus wrote: »
    Argentina will retake the Falklands?

    What with? Are they going to swim across? Argentina simply does not have the military capability or fiscal ability to invade. I remember them running scared and whining like a little bitch when we replaced the Tornadoes based at Mt. Pleasant with four Typhoons.

    Don't be fooled into thinking that the Falklands are undefended.
  • Mr. FahrenheitMr. Fahrenheit Posts: 9,911
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    GOGO2 wrote: »
    I'll get married!!! WHAHEYYYY :D

    Congrats, whoever you are!:D
  • richard craniumrichard cranium Posts: 4,388
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    Someone famous will die.

    A football manager will admit that his team lost to a better side and WON'T blame the match officials for every decision against them ............

    .....Nah, only kidding, that'll never happen.
  • ThinWhitePukeThinWhitePuke Posts: 358
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    Obama will be shot dead
    Michael Douglas will die
    Man City will win the Premiership
    Ed Milliband will face a leadership challenge
    Margaret Thatcher will die :(
    Suicide bombing in UK will kill many
    Senior cabinet minister will be outed as homosexual but keep his job
    Record blizzard paralyses UK in Feb
    A royal wedding and a royal funeral in 2011
  • d0lphind0lphin Posts: 25,353
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    Obama will be shot dead
    Michael Douglas will die
    Man City will win the Premiership
    Ed Milliband will face a leadership challenge
    Margaret Thatcher will die :(
    Suicide bombing in UK will kill many
    Senior cabinet minister will be outed as homosexual but keep his job
    Record blizzard paralyses UK in Feb
    A royal wedding and a royal funeral in 2011

    You're a cheery soul aren't you!:p
  • rick182rick182 Posts: 11,092
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    With a month to go lets see who was correct
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