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    BlueStreakBlueStreak Posts: 11,145
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    No - but would your friend say 'I don't drink - but if I get the opportunity of winning some drink (knowing that you like it) I'm going to turn it down'.

    I think she said what she did just to START something. I think not only does she drink like a fish but probably swears like a sailor and farts like Mo!

    That's really not a thought I wish to go to bed on Sheila LOL!

    :p

    Edit. I should have also said, A Lady does not fart. She merely emits little puffs of air that sprinkles fairy dust around. But as we mentioned Mo, then yeah, she farts LOL!

    :p
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    BlueStreakBlueStreak Posts: 11,145
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    AOTB wrote: »
    You're not being quite outraged enough here BlueStreak. Flogging is too good for him, he disgusts me.

    You won't believe this, but it get's worse. SINCE the wedding, we've been out and when someone who didn't know him if he drank, he STILL said no!! I couldn't believe my ears! He is a Liar, and a disgusting human being.

    I am ashamed to have called him a friend :devil::devil::devil:;)

    I think a priest is called for. The devil has taken over it would appear.

    Failing that, ripping his arms off and slapping him around the face with the soggy ends? Is that enraged enough LOL! ;)

    :)
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    RhumbatuggerRhumbatugger Posts: 85,713
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    No - but would your friend say 'I don't drink - but if I get the opportunity of winning some drink (knowing that you like it) I'm going to turn it down'.

    I think she said what she did just to START something. I think not only does she drink like a fish but probably swears like a sailor and farts like Mo!

    Oh come on. She paid Mo to fart for her.

    She can't be arsed.

    Literally.
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    AOTBAOTB Posts: 9,708
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    No - but would your friend say 'I don't drink - but if I get the opportunity of winning some drink (knowing that you like it) I'm going to turn it down'.

    Sheila!! Where were you when I needed you? Alas, it's too late. He's already been disowned. Betty told me to do it. :cry::cry:
    Would you mind if we don't talk about him for a bit..it's still a little 'raw' for me right now..;)
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    sheila bligesheila blige Posts: 8,012
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    Oh come on. She paid Mo to fart for her.

    She can't be arsed.

    Literally.

    I think it was actually Amy who farted and Mo just took the praise for it!
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    sheila bligesheila blige Posts: 8,012
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    AOTB wrote: »
    Sheila!! Where were you when I needed you? Alas, it's too late. He's already been disowned. Betty told me to do it. :cry::cry:
    Would you mind if we don't talk about him for a bit..t's still a little 'raw' for me right now..;)
    You are one bloody wind-up merchant AOTB! If I didn't know better - I'd swear you were actually Matthew Wright!
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    mustard99mustard99 Posts: 2,245
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    I myself don't drink often due to a medical condition ... But would never be selfish enough to say I would not get it for others ...but that's the difference ...I'm a team player and there is no I in team

    There is ME though.
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    doormousedoormouse Posts: 2,268
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    AOTB wrote: »
    Sheila!! Where were you when I needed you? Alas, it's too late. He's already been disowned. Betty told me to do it. :cry::cry:
    Would you mind if we don't talk about him for a bit..it's still a little 'raw' for me right now..;)

    I hope you're not going to tell him some decent people from DS started a hate campaign against him :p
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    kate03kate03 Posts: 4,036
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    Haha....another great thread and another blow to Amy's whiter than white image blown out of the water. I did laugh when I seen her getting stuck into that champagne and had an image of Matthew positively foaming at the mouth at her hypocrisy :D:D
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    AOTBAOTB Posts: 9,708
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    You are one bloody wind-up merchant AOTB! If I didn't know better - I'd swear you were actually Matthew Wright!
    Matthew Wright? Noooooo!:cry: I feel even worse for disowning my mate now. He's called, and keeps texting me but what's done is done. He had his chance. :D:D
    doormouse wrote: »
    I hope you're not going to tell him some decent people from DS started a hate campaign against him :p
    Ha, no doormouse I would never do that for fear of having what seems like half a million DS posters frothing at the mouth and asking to bring back the death penalty if I dared to commit such a heinous crime!
    kate03 wrote: »
    Haha....another great thread and another blow to Amy's whiter than white image blown out of the water. I did laugh when I seen her getting stuck into that champagne and had an image of Matthew positively foaming at the mouth at her hypocrisy :D:D
    You do realise that hasn't happened here right?
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