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Maria assaulting Todd (again)

mo mousemo mouse Posts: 38,764
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Seems perfectly ok for some people to do it. Cue Kevin and the Thick Mechanic leaping to her aid. And, if she's thick, Tyrone must be thick too. How right you are, Tyrone.
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    immusicimmusic Posts: 955
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    MadMaria is the only good thing Stuart Blackburn has ever done!
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    Off_the_hook13Off_the_hook13 Posts: 17,284
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    Todd deserves everything he gets.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 10,163
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    If Muuria weakly lobbing a mobile phone at Todd can leave a nasty great scraze like that, then I'm seriously worried.
    The missus will likely shatter my jaw the next time she tosses a Revel or a Mint Imperial at me.

    I had no idea the mundane things in life were so ridiculously dangerous.

    :o
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    mo mousemo mouse Posts: 38,764
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    If Muuria weakly lobbing a mobile phone at Todd can leave a nasty great scraze like that, then I'm seriously worried.
    The missus will likely shatter my jaw the next time she tosses a Revel or a Mint Imperial at me.

    I had no idea the mundane things in life were so ridiculously dangerous.

    :o

    It's a big, bad world, UQ.
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    J-BJ-B Posts: 18,615
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    Seems to be one rule for some and entirely another for the rest. Maria viciously and brutally attacks Todd and her punishment is spending half hour discussing rocket physics with Tyrone.

    If Kev did a couple of lines and went out for a scrap he'd be straight back into the nick.
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    Hound of LoveHound of Love Posts: 80,138
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    J-B wrote: »
    Seems to be one rule for some and entirely another for the rest. Maria viciously and brutally attacks Todd and her punishment is spending half hour discussing rocket physics with Tyrone.

    If Kev did a couple of lines and went out for a scrap he'd be straight back into the nick.

    :D

    The thick as gravy Maria should have the book thrown at her for what she did to Todd.
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    trevon1trevon1 Posts: 6,530
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    Todd deserves everything he gets.

    Todd is just helping Maria. He just wanted to save her from a life of lusting after gay blokes. Too bad she can't appreciate it and repays his kindness with violence. :(
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    Joy DeanJoy Dean Posts: 21,346
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    How very dare she?!!!>:(

    I love Todd.
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    avon942avon942 Posts: 18,831
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    Todd deserves everything he gets.

    I agree, I'm so glad Marcus is leaving as it means Todd doesn't end up with him.
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    avon942avon942 Posts: 18,831
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    Todd deserves everything he gets.

    Edit: double post.
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    CherryRoseCherryRose Posts: 13,198
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    mo mouse wrote: »
    Seems perfectly ok for some people to do it. Cue Kevin and the Thick Mechanic leaping to her aid. And, if she's thick, Tyrone must be thick too. How right you are, Tyrone.

    She didn't hit the fecker hard enough
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 44
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    CherryRose wrote: »
    She didn't hit the fecker hard enough

    Quite right CherryRose. I would have smashed his head in had I been Maria. He deserves it. Poor Maria. No wonder she snapped.
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    GrannyGruntbuckGrannyGruntbuck Posts: 3,638
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    Yes, Maria should have battered him within an inch of his life with a baseball bat!
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    trevor tigertrevor tiger Posts: 37,996
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    I can see why Kevin was defending Maria and chastising Todd as thumping first and asking questions later tends to be the way he deals with things. Maria needs to be reported to the police for her violence and pronto as clearly she's about to start harassing Tyrone now.

    Todd did her a favour if only she wasn't too thick to realise this.
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    alienpandaalienpanda Posts: 9,444
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    that phone to the head scene looked pretty realistic!
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    GrannyGruntbuckGrannyGruntbuck Posts: 3,638
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    alienpanda wrote: »
    that phone to the head scene looked pretty realistic!

    Pity it wasn't a brick.
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    mo mousemo mouse Posts: 38,764
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    I want King Todd to press charges.
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    GrannyGruntbuckGrannyGruntbuck Posts: 3,638
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    I want Todd to die!
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    broadshoulderbroadshoulder Posts: 18,758
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    Todds the only one standing up to Maria and her bad behaviour

    She physically assaulted him again. The moment he opens his mouth he is in the wrong/ That large girl called him a bully, Maria was whisked off by Tyrone and Kevin warned him off. Each of them ganged up on the young male shouting off, No wonder he thinks they are all idiots.

    The only way he has time for is....himself. The rest are all rubbish

    Maria deserves a hiding for what she is doing. And the stuff involving Kirsty....jesus wept
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    Mel94Mel94 Posts: 6,569
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    If Muuria weakly lobbing a mobile phone at Todd can leave a nasty great scraze like that, then I'm seriously worried.
    The missus will likely shatter my jaw the next time she tosses a Revel or a Mint Imperial at me.

    I had no idea the mundane things in life were so ridiculously dangerous.

    :o

    I hope you don't ever watch any of the Final Destination films then Uncle Q :o:D:D
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    J-BJ-B Posts: 18,615
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    I'm in a right dilemma over this one. Todd is fast becoming my second favourite character after Phelan, whilst on the other hand Maria's plastic surgeon has done an incredible job and she has a lovely pair of norks.

    I think I have to do the honourable thing and side with Todd on this one.
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    Hound of LoveHound of Love Posts: 80,138
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    J-B wrote: »
    I'm in a right dilemma over this one. Todd is fast becoming my second favourite character after Phelan, whilst on the other hand Maria's plastic surgeon has done an incredible job and she has a lovely pair of norks.

    I think I have to do the honourable thing and side with Todd on this one.

    :D

    The right decision.
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    mo mousemo mouse Posts: 38,764
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    J-B wrote: »
    I'm in a right dilemma over this one. Todd is fast becoming my second favourite character after Phelan, whilst on the other hand Maria's plastic surgeon has done an incredible job and she has a lovely pair of norks.

    I think I have to do the honourable thing and side with Todd on this one.

    Appreciate the dilemma, Jabe. King Todd is walking on water at the moment but, as you say, Maria's chest does need respect. A tough call.
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    Charley Says...Charley Says... Posts: 1,385
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    All Hail King Todd...

    Chubby cheeks Maria is no match for his untamed wit...
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    Lewi26Lewi26 Posts: 11,841
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    The thick slag should be locked away for months. Not That anyone will miss her mind, she done bugger all last year and no one gave a shite
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