brain tumour
a violent partner with a fondness for sharp knives to the throat [mine]
countless near misses with things catching, or about to catch, fire
several close shaves with traffic
various states of madness.
Ok here goes
force 10 storm, while in a 32 foot yacht in the English Channel
2 terrorist bombs attacks in Bali
6.9 Earth Quake day of my wedding in the Dominican Republic
Rolling a jeep down a hill in greece
- A triple bypass heart operation at 18 months old
- A few near misses at almost getting run over thanks to idiot drivers who shouldn't be on the road
- Almost going to London the day a nail bomb went off right where I might have been (I had to go a different day in the end, luckily)
- Nearly getting strangled by a local thug child when younger
- Having a nervous breakdown in my teens
- Very dangerous suicidal thoughts at various points in my life
last year in november and december I couldn't eat anything and survived on water..doctor had no idea and by christmas I was just starting to eat again and it all came back with no idea what had happened..went from a size 16 down to a 12 being a wee bit baggy..I never want that to happen to me again
epilepsy fits that I get have nothing on that
Several car journeys in India. Spent most of the time with my eyes closed
Being a child in the 70s before Health and Safety
3 car crashes without a scratch
My mother's cooking
A night out in Bangkok
Several car journeys in India. Spent most of the time with my eyes closed
Being a child in the 70s before Health and Safety
3 car crashes without a scratch
My mother's cooking
A night out in Bangkok
Did her style of cooking food give you food poisoning or something? :eek:
Flamin' nora, there's some right hardasses here who make Keith Richards look like the pussy that he is. Well done!
Mine is rather pathetic in comparison:
Peritonitis
Resulting septacemia
A 3-day coma
2 major heartbreaks
Having £25k stolen from me
Major internal bleeding in my right arm after breaking a bone
A broken leg
Broken elbows/wrists/coccyx
So you brave people have suffered hardship, injury, illness, war, famine and the reign of Margaret Thatcher - but tonight comes your biggest challenge, something so terrible it can hardly be put into words...
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Being shot at in an attempted coup in Manila
Daytime tv
Burger King
Being chased by a large cock (ooo matron)
a violent partner with a fondness for sharp knives to the throat [mine]
countless near misses with things catching, or about to catch, fire
several close shaves with traffic
various states of madness.
A few other written off cars
A quad bike accident involving a barb wire fence
That was all when i was young, I'm a much better driver now :eek:
How dare you!
force 10 storm, while in a 32 foot yacht in the English Channel
2 terrorist bombs attacks in Bali
6.9 Earth Quake day of my wedding in the Dominican Republic
Rolling a jeep down a hill in greece
- A few near misses at almost getting run over thanks to idiot drivers who shouldn't be on the road
- Almost going to London the day a nail bomb went off right where I might have been (I had to go a different day in the end, luckily)
- Nearly getting strangled by a local thug child when younger
- Having a nervous breakdown in my teens
- Very dangerous suicidal thoughts at various points in my life
Those are the ones that stick out the most.
epilepsy fits that I get have nothing on that
Being a child in the 70s before Health and Safety
3 car crashes without a scratch
My mother's cooking
A night out in Bangkok
(But only as overnight stops on fly/drive road trip style holidays.)
Mine is rather pathetic in comparison:
Peritonitis
Resulting septacemia
A 3-day coma
2 major heartbreaks
Having £25k stolen from me
Major internal bleeding in my right arm after breaking a bone
A broken leg
Broken elbows/wrists/coccyx
The rest is just pathetic manflu type stuff
Surely the 'winner'
...seven hours of Terry Wogan
Oh, I forgot. Living in East Hull for 4 years :eek:
Ha ha. Give it a week or so and if no one's heard from me, send out the rescue party.
Did that for the first 18 years of my life then headed south in search of my fortune. 25 years later, I'm still looking.