Alex Reid's musings

tinkerbell987 · 01/12/10 - 17:30

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/news/a290898/alex-reid-im-a-household-name.html

the gormless **** never fails to make me laugh at him

artlesschaos · 01/12/10 - 17:34

tinkerbell987 wrote: »

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/news/a290898/alex-reid-im-a-household-name.html

the gormless **** never fails to make me laugh at him

Bless him, he is sandwiches, cake, sausage rolls, drinks, plastic plates, knives and forks, napkins and a basket short of a picnic, isn't he?

[Deleted User] · 01/12/10 - 17:43

. I saw some kids the other day having a play fight. One of them said,'I'm going to Alex Reid you'."

"...remove your brain.." ?

lexi22 · 01/12/10 - 17:44

tinkerbell987 wrote: »

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/news/a290898/alex-reid-im-a-household-name.html

the gormless **** never fails to make me laugh at him

"I like to keep that privacy and mysticism."

Blondie X · 01/12/10 - 17:46

This bit made me PMSL

This is a chance to see the real Alex Reid - the sophisticated one

I bet he can tell the difference between Blue Nun and Black Tower

[Deleted User] · 01/12/10 - 17:46

artlesschaos wrote: »

Bless him, he is sandwiches, cake, sausage rolls, drinks, plastic plates, knives and forks, napkins and a basket short of a picnic, isn't he?

Dear Artlesschaos,

I'm afraid he has not even chosen his piece of grass...

DC

[Deleted User] · 01/12/10 - 17:47

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[Deleted User] · 01/12/10 - 17:48

Blondie X wrote: »

This bit made me PMSL

I bet he can tell the difference between Blue Nun and Black Tower

When broken and pressed hard into a face, perhaps?

artlesschaos · 01/12/10 - 17:50

Blondie X wrote: »

This bit made me PMSL

I bet he can tell the difference between Blue Nun and Black Tower

:D
I bet he gets that wine in the funny shaped bottle cos he thinks it is posh!

Awww, he really is such a lurch.

artlesschaos · 01/12/10 - 17:54

Not Lurch - Kronk!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqF7JBlqkOA

artlesschaos · 01/12/10 - 18:05

artlesschaos wrote: »

Not Lurch - Kronk!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqF7JBlqkOA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBy34aPDtnw:D:D

John.Ditchfield · 01/12/10 - 18:15

Since he isnt part of Pwice incorporated anymore just a question of time before he resorts to this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeyCHLJby-0

lozenger · 01/12/10 - 19:10

He says he brought more women to the Bravo channel than they'd ever had before. How do they measure this? I wasnt aware viewing statistics recorded gender.

vierte · 01/12/10 - 19:16

lozenger wrote: »

He says he brought more women to the Bravo channel than they'd ever had before. How do they measure this? I wasnt aware viewing statistics recorded gender.

If you have a box in your house they do, my friend had one and it has your age and sex listed

di60 · 01/12/10 - 20:01

'Delusions of Grandeur' would be a more fitting title for his upcoming show ........ idiot!!!

[Deleted User] · 02/12/10 - 14:34

Have you seen the advert for his show, it really doesn't compliment him.
The boot of his car wont close, he trys to slam it shut a couple of times then realises it is obstructed by his mobile phone!!

BReal2 · 02/12/10 - 14:41

What in the world is wrong with him? I very much doubt a ton of women are tuning in to droll over Katie Price's braindead husband. And i'm sure if he's a household name then that name is "Mr.Katie Price"

OneTreeHillFan · 02/12/10 - 19:24

lol bless him
a bit thick (to put it lightly) but a sweet guy:)

Valdery · 02/12/10 - 19:31

Reid said: "I was never average Joe Bloggs, but now I'm a household name. I saw some kids the other day having a play fight. One of them said, 'I'm going to Alex Reid you'."

Thank goodness the kids didn't haven't heard about "Reidination". :eek:

Valdery · 02/12/10 - 19:33

vierte wrote: »

If you have a box in your house they do, my friend had one and it has your age and sex listed

You mean they can tell how many times you do the deed? :eek: :eek: :eek:

vierte · 02/12/10 - 19:35

Valdery wrote: »

Thank goodness the kids didn't haven't heard about "Reidination". :eek:

That quote is just so unbelievable, if it did happen it was probably just junior and a friend messing around, I seriously doubt anyone unrelated to him knows who he is

vierte · 02/12/10 - 19:36

Valdery wrote: »

You mean they can tell how many times you do the deed? :eek: :eek: :eek:

Lol no from what I remember it has age ranges and then a pink button for female and blue for male, you use them for guests in the house, any household members just push their letter

Valdery · 02/12/10 - 19:40

vierte wrote: »

Lol no from what I remember it has age ranges and then a pink button for female and blue for male, you use them for guests in the house, any household members just push their letter

Just male and female? What about if you are both or neither or on the verge of becoming the other?

slsls · 02/12/10 - 19:54

lozenger wrote: »

He says he brought more women to the Bravo channel than they'd ever had before. How do they measure this? I wasnt aware viewing statistics recorded gender.

They do. If it's the GFK figures they have gender recorded from their interviewees.

Valdery · 02/12/10 - 20:15

Isn't he going to do a job for KP's media company?

[Deleted User] · 03/12/10 - 04:02

Valdery wrote: »

Just male and female? What about if you are both or neither or on the verge of becoming the other?

or, you could be Mr Price from Monday to Friday, but have a weekend alter ego named Roxanne?

(double the viewing figures, eh?

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