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The Prospect of Nude Cheryl

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"Cheryl Cole has reportedly claimed that she will never pose nude."

Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones.....
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    ValLambertValLambert Posts: 11,688
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    I have a little jar of cocktail sticks left over from the 80's. I imagine very similar.
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    rhynoGBrhynoGB Posts: 4,278
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    thats a shame,but at least she's showing some signs of common sense,then again money speaks volumes,give it 5 years & she'll do it
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    WardogzWardogz Posts: 497
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    I would love to see her nude. Cheryl is hotter than hell.
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    SloopySloopy Posts: 65,209
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    rhynoGB wrote: »
    thats a shame,but at least she's showing some signs of common sense,then again money speaks volumes,give it 5 years & she'll do it

    Oh, definitely.

    When the going gets tough, whip your kit off for the highest bidder.
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    zx50zx50 Posts: 91,271
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    Wardogz wrote: »
    I would love to see her nude. Cheryl is hotter than hell.

    I won't argue with you there. There's good looking women, then, there's Cheryl Cole :D
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    zx50zx50 Posts: 91,271
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    ValLambert wrote: »
    I have a little jar of cocktail sticks left over from the 80's. I imagine very similar.

    Another one completely over exaggerating :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 5,304
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    zx50 wrote: »
    Another one completely over exaggerating :D

    But funny though.
    Cheryl's set on conquering America. She won't take her clothes off until America asks.
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    zx50zx50 Posts: 91,271
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    lynxmale wrote: »
    But funny though.
    Cheryl's set on conquering America. She won't take her clothes off until America asks.

    It was funny, but an over exaggeration though. I think Cheryl might very well conquer America. She's done far better than any of the others. I think since Simon placed her on the panel for X-Factor and Britain's Got Talent, her career options have just went in to over drive. She must be making an absolute fortune now. I wouldn't be surprised if her weekly income's more than Ashley's.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 5,304
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    zx50 wrote: »
    She must be making an absolute fortune now. I wouldn't be surprised if her weekly income's more than Ashley's.

    That's because I'd much prefer Cheryl to play keepy-uppy with my testicles.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,224
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    lynxmale wrote: »
    But funny though.
    Cheryl's set on conquering America. She won't take her clothes off until America asks.

    yeah, it'll probably be for Heff at the Playboy mansion too.
    In a "tastefull" shoot of course! ;)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 10,287
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    IMO Cheryl needs to keep her clothes on, not because she doesn't have a good body, she does but there's no need to join just another long line of women willing to get their kits off. What's the point ? She can do other things, not brilliantly but she's not some 'glama' model. Keep 'em on Chezza !
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,187
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    zx50 wrote: »
    It was funny, but an over exaggeration though. I think Cheryl might very well conquer America. She's done far better than any of the others. I think since Simon placed her on the panel for X-Factor and Britain's Got Talent, her career options have just went in to over drive. She must be making an absolute fortune now. I wouldn't be surprised if her weekly income's more than Ashley's.

    ???????:confused:
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    zx50zx50 Posts: 91,271
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    marisa8481 wrote: »
    ???????:confused:

    Okay, so I got that bit wrong. I forgot Amanda was the female Judge on that programme.
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    zx50zx50 Posts: 91,271
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    IMO Cheryl needs to keep her clothes on, not because she doesn't have a good body, she does but there's no need to join just another long line of women willing to get their kits off. What's the point ? She can do other things, not brilliantly but she's not some 'glama' model. Keep 'em on Chezza !

    Not got a good body. Are you serious?

    http://celebrityandworld.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/cheryl-cole.jpg

    She might not have a curvy body, but bloody hell, she's definitely not got an ugly body, that's for sure.
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    poboppobop Posts: 254
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    zx50 wrote: »
    It was funny, but an over exaggeration though. I think Cheryl might very well conquer America. She's done far better than any of the others. I think since Simon placed her on the panel for X-Factor and Britain's Got Talent, her career options have just went in to over drive. She must be making an absolute fortune now. I wouldn't be surprised if her weekly income's more than Ashley's.

    I don't think she will 'conquer' America and that's because people with skeletons in their closets don't seem to do too well there, take Hugh Grant can't get a job there because of his past, Robbie isn't taken seriously because of his attitude.

    When it comes to female superstars the type that succeed are the sacharine sweet-next door type Britney's, not some loud mouth northerner with an assault conviction.

    There has also been a few discussions about the possibility she will not be able to officially be employed in the US because of her conviction anyway.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 10,287
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    zx50 wrote: »
    Not got a good body. Are you serious?

    http://celebrityandworld.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/cheryl-cole.jpg

    She might not have a curvy body, but bloody hell, she's definitely not got an ugly body, that's for sure.

    You read it wrong.... I said, 'not because she doesn't have a good body, she DOES.'
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    misslibertinemisslibertine Posts: 14,306
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    zx50 wrote: »
    Not got a good body. Are you serious?

    http://celebrityandworld.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/cheryl-cole.jpg

    She might not have a curvy body, but bloody hell, she's definitely not got an ugly body, that's for sure.

    they said "NOT because she doesn't have a good body" - read more carefully.
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    misslibertinemisslibertine Posts: 14,306
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    pobop wrote: »
    I don't think she will 'conquer' America and that's because people with skeletons in their closets don't seem to do too well there, take Hugh Grant can't get a job there because of his past, Robbie isn't taken seriously because of his attitude.

    When it comes to female superstars the type that succeed are the sacharine sweet-next door type Britney's, not some loud mouth northerner with an assault conviction.

    There has also been a few discussions about the possibility she will not be able to officially be employed in the US because of her conviction anyway.[/QUOTE]

    i was wondering about that bit. but didn't she go over there when she guested on will.i.am's song? maybe they worked something out then?
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    SlojoSlojo Posts: 4,230
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    zx50 wrote: »
    Okay, so I got that bit wrong. I forgot Amanda was the female Judge on that programme.

    Easy done both talentless airheads elevated above their station :D

    Oh and the thought of CC naked is quite frightening.

    With that awful skinny body and fake hair extentions she would look like a mop :eek:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 5,304
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    There'll be plenty to mop up if she does take her clothes off. We all know what teenage boys are like in their bedrooms.
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    zx50zx50 Posts: 91,271
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    You read it wrong.... I said, 'not because she doesn't have a good body, she DOES.'

    Okay, I apologise. I honestly thought you said what I must have thought you said.
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    zx50zx50 Posts: 91,271
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    Slojo wrote: »
    Easy done both talentless airheads elevated above their station :D

    Oh and the thought of CC naked is quite frightening.

    With that awful skinny body and fake hair extentions she would look like a mop :eek:

    I completely disagree. Cheryl is so hot she's on fire. I've only ever seen a FEW like her in my lifetime. She's really that hot.
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    WardogzWardogz Posts: 497
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    My bet is Cheryl is hotter than 99% of the people that say she isn't sexy.
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    SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    Wardogz wrote: »
    My bet is Cheryl is hotter than 99% of the people that say she isn't sexy.

    The point is that you don't need to be like her to critique her.

    She's FAKE FAKE FAKE.
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    SloopySloopy Posts: 65,209
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    Keep your kit on, love - or eat a pie or ten.

    The 'toothpick in a wig' look isn't appealing.
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