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Mick Carter's Cockney Rhyming Slang

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    GeekInfectedGeekInfected Posts: 6,372
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    Bricks = Bricks & Mortar = Daughter

    Brahms and Liszt = Pissed (as in drunk)

    Whistle = Whistle & Flute = Suit
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    TheGraduate2012TheGraduate2012 Posts: 14,822
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    priscilla wrote: »
    Ooh I see :o:blush:

    Hehe!

    Quite a revelation;-):blush:
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    cahcah Posts: 24,689
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    Farmers= Farmer Giles=Piles
    Skin+Blister=Sister
    Plates =Plates of meat=Feet
    Dog=Dog+Bone=Phone
    Ruby=Ruby Murray=Curry
    Titfer=Hat
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    Paulie WalnutsPaulie Walnuts Posts: 3,059
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    cah wrote: »
    Farmers= Farmer Giles=Piles

    Nauticals also = Piles

    Sherbert - Sherbert Dab - Taxi (cab)

    Hampsteads - Teeth

    Miltons (Milton Keynes) - Beans

    Pissed can also be Schindlers as well as Brahms & Liszt

    Syrup (of figs) - Wig

    Irish (jig) - Wig
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    CherryRoseCherryRose Posts: 13,198
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    Sez_babe wrote: »
    Aaaah is that from tonight? I thought he said squid :D

    What's swede mean then?

    Have you never heard the term turnip head?
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    2shy20072shy2007 Posts: 52,579
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    Chris Mark wrote: »
    A James.


    "'Ere that Alfie is a bit of a James"

    James= James Blunt= Blunt.........cu........

    James Hunt actually ;)
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    kazzieconkazziecon Posts: 464
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    2shy2007 wrote: »
    James Hunt actually ;)

    I always thought it was Berkshire Hunt 😄😄😄. Some are obviously not original rhyming slang!
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    RetroMusicFanRetroMusicFan Posts: 6,673
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    I'm driving down the frog in me jam while on the dog to me china!

    Catching a sherbert to the Star Of Bengal for a nice Ruby!

    That Max needs to stop shoving his hampton into Lucy.

    That Kat is a bit of a treacle, always got her threepennys on show.

    Bianca's got a north like the black hole of Calcutta!

    Alfie's having saucepans with his ex trouble.
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    0...00...0 Posts: 21,111
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    kazziecon wrote: »
    I always thought it was Berkshire Hunt 😄😄😄

    Jeremy Hunt
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    priscillapriscilla Posts: 34,370
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    I'm driving down the frog in me jam while on the dog to me china!

    Catching a sherbert to the Star Of Bengal for a nice Ruby!

    That Max needs to stop shoving his hampton into Lucy.

    Not sure about the first part of the first one, but dog to me china 'on the phone to my friend/wife'

    Second one, something to do with a curry

    Third one, stop shoving his penis into Lucy :blush:

    How did I do??? :D
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    RetroMusicFanRetroMusicFan Posts: 6,673
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    priscilla wrote: »
    Not sure about the first part of the first one, but dog to me china 'on the phone to my friend/wife'

    Second one, something to do with a curry

    Third one, stop shoving his penis into Lucy :blush:

    How did I do??? :D

    You did quite well!
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    Paulie WalnutsPaulie Walnuts Posts: 3,059
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    priscilla wrote: »
    Not sure about the first part of the first one, but dog to me china 'on the phone to my friend/wife'

    Second one, something to do with a curry

    Third one, stop shoving his penis into Lucy :blush:

    How did I do??? :D

    You didn't seem to work out what Kats Threepennys were. Let's just say that they're better than her Khyber.
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    RetroMusicFanRetroMusicFan Posts: 6,673
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    You didn't seem to work out what Kats Threepennys were. Let's just say that they're better than her Khyber.

    Let's just hope she's got some Alans on!

    What about her boat?
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    Sez_babeSez_babe Posts: 133,998
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    What about her boat?

    I read Danny Dyer's autobiography recently and he wrote about a film he did which is a cockney rhyming slang for that! He didn't go into details so I googled it :o
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    RetroMusicFanRetroMusicFan Posts: 6,673
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    Kat's Alans are full of raspberries because Alfie has been wearing them because he is too boracic to buy any Solomons!

    Alfie's dickys always make me smile!

    Buy a syrup for Max because he looks like a Milton!

    The Sharon and Phil bed scene did make me feel a bit uncle!

    Phil and Terry's heads look like a pair of Bristols!

    I'm off to the loo for a gypsy's or maybe a pony!
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    Sez_babeSez_babe Posts: 133,998
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    OK, from tonight's episode:

    Bunny.....?????
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    GeekInfectedGeekInfected Posts: 6,372
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    Bunny = Rabbit = Talk/Conversation
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    RetroMusicFanRetroMusicFan Posts: 6,673
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    Bunny rabbit = rabbit and pork = talk.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,182
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    Kat's Alans are full of raspberries because Alfie has been wearing them because he is too boracic to buy any Solomons!

    I love 'boracic' for skint, use it all the time and I'm not even the slightest bit Cockney :D
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    RetroMusicFanRetroMusicFan Posts: 6,673
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    Someone's started another so i'm bumping the original thread!
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    BerBer Posts: 24,562
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    Sez_babe wrote: »
    I read Danny Dyer's autobiography recently and he wrote about a film he did which is a cockney rhyming slang for that! He didn't go into details so I googled it :o

    His assertation that he was a proper cockney was a bit cringy!
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    Chris MarkChris Mark Posts: 4,897
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    2shy2007 wrote: »
    James Hunt actually ;)
    kazziecon wrote: »
    I always thought it was Berkshire Hunt 😄😄😄. Some are obviously not original rhyming slang!

    Rhyming slang evolves, just like all language does. ;-)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,133
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    Anyone got a Tony for my toe?

    Yeah me , they're in me Nanny :D
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    radcliffe95radcliffe95 Posts: 4,086
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    kazziecon wrote: »
    I love proper rhyming slang ... We originate from West London but my grandad and uncle always used it. Still use the odd word but how "swede" means head I really don't know! I think it's just one of those phrases which I have grown up with 😊😊

    Swede isn't cockney rhyming slang.
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    Sez_babeSez_babe Posts: 133,998
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    From tonight's episode -

    "You're 'aving a bubble, ain't ya?"

    Bubble?
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