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StarpussStarpuss Posts: 12,845
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I met some friends the other day for coffee and one of them told a funny story about her and her husband having sex in the kitchen and her teenage sons coming home early and 'catching' them at it. :o:o:o:o

The boys were (understandably) a bit traumatised but I thought it was an amusing story. My hubby and I often take advantage of a child free house to have non-bedroom sex. But our other friend was disgusted...:eek::eek:

I thought all parents took the chance for a quickie sometimes if the kids go out? Or is it just me?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 494
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    *covers eyes and leaves thread in disgust*
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    RadiomaniacRadiomaniac Posts: 43,510
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    Is it Friday?
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    StarpussStarpuss Posts: 12,845
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    Is it Friday?

    Sorry! I didn't realise this was a friday topic..:eek:

    I was just wanting someone else to say they do it too.

    I feel a bit :o:o:o:o now
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 8,512
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    Starpuss wrote: »
    Sorry! I didn't realise this was a friday topic..:eek:

    I was just wanting someone else to say they do it too.

    I feel a bit :o:o:o:o now

    Yes back in the day!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 165
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    I just wish we had the chance - with a 4 year old around all day and then a 7, 14, 16 and 19 year old there and not going to bed until we do chance would be a fine thing!
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    diddygirldiddygirl Posts: 4,875
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    sex? Between a married couple? What an absurd idea! I got married to ensure an end to that nonsence!!!
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    StarpussStarpuss Posts: 12,845
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    I feel a bit better reading these posts...:D

    My husband says I am being silly and that everyone does it if they get the chance. When you have children you have to take any chance you can get for a bit of loving!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,475
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    I'll never forget a Sunday afternoon when our daughter was very small and always had a nap, though was being a bit of a 'mare to settle... she eventually went quiet and my ever-romantic other half came running into our bedroom to me yelling "quick" :D

    I think as parents you learn very good ways of hiding what it is you're actually doing :o
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    SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    Doing it in the kitchen while waiting for the chips to fry is a good as place or time as any other.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,475
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    AS1 wrote: »
    I just wish we had the chance - with a 4 year old around all day and then a 7, 14, 16 and 19 year old there and not going to bed until we do chance would be a fine thing!

    Long skirts are your friends ;)


    (I just said that out loud didn't I??! :o :eek: :D )
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    StarpussStarpuss Posts: 12,845
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    Collette wrote: »
    Long skirts are your friends ;)


    (I just said that out loud didn't I??! :o :eek: :D )

    :D:D:D:D

    And you learn to be really really really quiet too...:D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,091
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    Collette wrote: »
    I'll never forget a Sunday afternoon when our daughter was very small and always had a nap, though was being a bit of a 'mare to settle... she eventually went quiet and my ever-romantic other half came running into our bedroom to me yelling "quick" :D

    I think as parents you learn very good ways of hiding what it is you're actually doing :o

    Well I wish my parents would have learnt that. THREE TIMES :mad:
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    MenkMenk Posts: 13,831
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    fxm89 wrote: »
    Doing it in the kitchen while waiting for the chips to fry is a good as place or time as any other.

    Or an egg to boil. ;)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,475
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    Well I wish my parents would have learnt that. THREE TIMES :mad:

    I'm really sorry but :D:D:D

    :o:o:o

    The one good thing that comes of this is that you'll be able to traumatise your kids one day ;)
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    MenkMenk Posts: 13,831
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    Well I wish my parents would have learnt that. THREE TIMES :mad:

    :D

    I never saw my parents at it, but the first time I ever heard it, I remember thinking that my dad was trying to kill my mum.

    (Didn't blame him mind. ;))
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,091
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    Collette wrote: »
    I'm really sorry but :D:D:D

    :o:o:o

    The one good thing that comes of this is that you'll be able to traumatise your kids one day ;)

    Ha, well I think I've just about recovered now, but at 12 years old it was very traumatising! My favourite excuse when I said 'What are you doing?!!?' was "We're getting ready for bed!"
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    StarpussStarpuss Posts: 12,845
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    My poor friend is mortified that her sons saw her. She hasn't been able to look them in the eye since.

    :eek::eek::eek:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 165
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    Collette wrote: »
    Long skirts are your friends ;)


    (I just said that out loud didn't I??! :o :eek: :D )

    :D I don't wear skirts and don't think I even own any - may just have to invest in some now though ;)
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    StarpussStarpuss Posts: 12,845
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    I loved it when my daughter joined the Brownies. We had 30 minutes between dropping her off and collecting her. :D:D:D
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    hannah-xhannah-x Posts: 3,394
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    My nine year old sister walked in on my step mum and dad once. She asked whay they were doing, they said they were "wrestling" :p:o
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    The screamThe scream Posts: 2,338
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    oooh dear, I and the Oh was once caught 'at it'.
    We were in our own bed and obviously lost in the moment, until this little head popped up between the sheets and said 'what are you doing to my mummy?
    That was a moment killer I can tell thee!
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    hankhandsomehankhandsome Posts: 56
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    i saw a video once of a woman in her bedroom .. "on her own" .. with accessories ...

    she was getting pretty involved and, let's say, rather enthusiastic when there was a loud bang on the door and a voice that said "muuuuum, can i have some money to go down the shop?"

    she yelled back "take it out of my purse! ... get back downstairs!"

    although rather amusingly she still continued to use the accessory, but not as .. um .. 'energetically' as she had been.

    made me laugh anyway ...
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    roniftoronifto Posts: 4,616
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    hannah-x wrote: »
    My nine year old sister walked in on my step mum and dad once. She asked whay they were doing, they said they were "wrestling" :p:o

    LOL - Wrestling! :D





    I'm doing it now on my computer chair, while typing!
















    Joking.
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    hellsTinkerbellhellsTinkerbell Posts: 9,871
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    I went in for a soak in the bath one day i thought i had the house to myself.
    Hubby away working...younger kids at school...older son moved out and living with girlfriend.
    Blissfully soaking away in bath with ears under the water i see movement at the side of my eye.
    Older son and girlfriend going upstairs and me lying in the bath with the door wide open.
    He looked in...she looked at me and pretended she didnt see me.....i was mortified.
    I didnt even try to cover myself....i just waved at them.
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    darkjedimasterdarkjedimaster Posts: 18,621
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    Collette wrote: »
    I'm really sorry but :D:D:D

    :o:o:o

    The one good thing that comes of this is that you'll be able to traumatise your kids one day ;)

    Reminds me of a text I got sent :eek:

    "Warning only read if you dare"
    Do you remember when your mum used to tuck you in & kiss you goodnight ?.

    Well chances are is that she had just finished giving your dad a bj. Now it's your turn to ruin someone else's day :D
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