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K2kK2k Posts: 200
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What headlines would you most like to see on DS (but most likely never will)?

Mine:

Radio 1 presenters forced to compete in Hunger Games.

Rita Ora to retire from everything - forever!

The Apprentice - Everyone is competent this year.

Bill Murray - We actually filmed Ghostbusters 3 10 years ago and didn't tell you.

New strain of Ebola only affects reality tv stars.
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    kiviraatkiviraat Posts: 4,634
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    "All Zelebs pack up their lives on Earth for a new for a new commune on Pluto."
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    dee123dee123 Posts: 46,274
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    Gremlins 3 to be made with NO CGI.

    Scream 5 & 6 are greenlighted

    Julia Roberts & Reese Witherspoon retire from acting
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    wilehelmaswilehelmas Posts: 3,610
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    Simon Cowell says: 'that's it folks, I'm done. Retiring to the Maldives and you can all go and whistle. No more Simon Cowell, ever'.

    The Daily Mail Goes Bust.

    Two glorious headlines that I hope will come true someday.
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    80sfan80sfan Posts: 18,522
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    Coronation Street to end in December

    Eastenders axed!

    Emmerdale - The End

    ITV - bust!!

    Peter Andre retires from 'showbiz'
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    chrisii2011chrisii2011 Posts: 2,694
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    dee123 wrote: »
    Gremlins 3 to be made with NO CGI.

    Scream 5 & 6 are greenlighted

    Julia Roberts & Reese Witherspoon retire from acting

    Id love the middle one
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    davelovesleedsdavelovesleeds Posts: 22,638
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    Anthony Cotton sacked from Corrie.
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    cliffy91cliffy91 Posts: 1,462
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    Shakin' Stevens grabs 5 Number One

    Strictly Come Dancing to waltz off our screens
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    MicrokorgMicrokorg Posts: 2,670
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    World wide ban on Reality TV
    BBC drop all channels except one & two to concentrate on quality broadcasting
    Kerry katona, Jordan, Peter Andre sent to Mars mission for 50 years. No communication available

    Itv goes bust
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    LightningIguanaLightningIguana Posts: 21,854
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    Katie Price deflates, was wearing balloons this whole time.

    All US TV shows to air in UK free of charge (in my dreams this one).
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    Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    Katie Price and Peter Andre get back together and decide to move to the remotest place on earth where tv cameras and OK rag can not reach
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 609
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    TV news cursed to tell the truth as it really is.
    Press news legally reclassified as entertainment (fiction)
    TV licence fee axed for those who pay for tv services (cable/satellite)
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    montyburns56montyburns56 Posts: 2,011
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    Jonathan Ross promises to not have any more reality TV stars/judges on his show.

    Cheryl Cole (yes, Cole) admits that she's just an unpleasant, violent chav with nice hair.
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    spookyLXspookyLX Posts: 11,730
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    Peter Andre disappears up his own bum
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    rioniarionia Posts: 1,657
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    John Barrowman's Love Child wins Paternity Case
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    Bunnygirl66Bunnygirl66 Posts: 293
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    I've just seen mine here: http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/miranda-hart-confirms-bbc-sitcom-4493821
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    NotaTypoNotaTypo Posts: 4,253
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    OK and Heat magazine discover the concept of shame and shut down with immediate effect


    Daily Mail sales plummet. Bankruptcy looms.
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    chris1978chris1978 Posts: 1,931
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    Justin Bieber hit over the head with a large mallet
    BBC licence fee axed for those who despise Eastenders
    Peter Andre found in Iceland freezer
    Saturday night TV on all channels to be replaced with the testcard or pictures of cats
    New satellite TV service launches; all you need is a small dish called a "squarial"
    Michael Jackson not dead anymore as suddenly brought back to life by scientists.
    The Kardashians spontaneously combust resulting in the collapse of the Daily Mail showbiz sections.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,170
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    chris1978 wrote: »
    Justin Bieber hit over the head with a large mallet
    BBC licence fee axed for those who despise Eastenders
    Peter Andre found in Iceland freezer
    Saturday night TV on all channels to be replaced with the testcard or pictures of cats
    New satellite TV service launches; all you need is a small dish called a "squarial"
    Michael Jackson not dead anymore as suddenly brought back to life by scientists.
    The Kardashians spontaneously combust resulting in the collapse of the Daily Mail showbiz sections.
    I like all,of those :-) if only
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    chris1978chris1978 Posts: 1,931
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    tangledinblue wrote: »
    I like all,of those :-) if only

    We can dream, probably number 1 stands a fair chance! :D
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    K2kK2k Posts: 200
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    DS fixes comments section on articles so it doesn't log you out randomly.
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    CravenHavenCravenHaven Posts: 13,953
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    Pwicey and Curry in bizarre mutually fatal feud photostory. With pictures.
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    BadWigeonBadWigeon Posts: 2,313
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    "Paris in peevish pooch peril" Hilton gored by five teacup Chiahuahuas, authorities say it was self defence
    "Kardashians Konquer Khazakhstan" Khloe, Kendal and Kylie fall for trio of rapping Khazaks. Family follow. There is no television. We are saved.
    "Hi-Ho Li-Lo Ho-Ho" Lindsay Lohan to star as Snow White in Blackpool Christmas panto, then retires.
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    denial_orstupiddenial_orstupid Posts: 665
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    chris1978 wrote: »
    Justin Bieber hit over the head with a large mallet
    BBC licence fee axed for those who despise Eastenders
    Peter Andre found in Iceland freezer
    Saturday night TV on all channels to be replaced with the testcard or pictures of cats
    New satellite TV service launches; all you need is a small dish called a "squarial"
    Michael Jackson not dead anymore as suddenly brought back to life by scientists.
    The Kardashians spontaneously combust resulting in the collapse of the Daily Mail showbiz sections.


    Oh please god no , i cant think of anything worse .
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    Torch81Torch81 Posts: 15,623
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    davelovesleeds wrote: »
    Anthony Cotton sacked from Corrie.

    That'd be mine too. Although perhaps it should read "Antony Cotton's character to be immediately killed off in Corrie" just so we could be sure he couldn't come back!
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    Pisces CloudPisces Cloud Posts: 30,239
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    The abolition of the Monarchy vote passed.
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