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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 813
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    Azura's Star wrote: »
    Look on the bright side - it could be Insania.:D

    This has caused me to have insania stuck in my head and I now want to drive a screwdriver through my brain

    It's a good article from the mirror but I don't think Pete is the innocent participant it makes out.............
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    sconescone Posts: 14,850
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    bunny55 wrote: »
    Obviously the housekeeper is required as he cant clean up what he spills.

    His girlfriend's must be swallowers :D
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    Azura's StarAzura's Star Posts: 3,190
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    Grace In Love wrote: »
    This has caused me to have insania stuck in my head and I now want to drive a screwdriver through my brain

    It's a good article from the mirror but I don't think Pete is the innocent participant it makes out.............

    :eek:
    How could you?
    For shame!
    He is but a mere pawn,a teeny-tiny innocent child being cruelly manipulated by the axis of evil:rolleyes:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 813
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    #980
    scone wrote: »
    His girlfriend's must be swallowers :D

    Wash your mouth out scone :p
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    BadcatBadcat Posts: 3,684
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    Grace In Love wrote: »
    Wash your mouth out scone :p

    with what? ;)

    :eek:
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    Daisy BennybootsDaisy Bennyboots Posts: 18,375
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    lexi22 wrote: »
    I'm a bit perplexed that Ian sees it all as poor hapless DOTY being manipulated into this, rather than him happily going along with the axis of evil? :confused: Particularly when one half of the axis of evil works for DOTY? :confused:

    He contradicts himself a wee bit by saying that he blames ITV and CAN...but further on in the article he concedes that the "sad part is the Pete must know it's a bit off".

    Perhaps he doesn't want to start a twitter war with fans.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 813
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    Azura's Star wrote: »
    :eek:
    How could you?
    For shame!
    He is but a mere pawn,a teeny-tiny innocent child being cruelly manipulated by the axis of evil:rolleyes:

    Bit strange to use the term 'axis of evil'. Does this mean Andre has weapons if mass destruction?
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    sconescone Posts: 14,850
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    Grace In Love wrote: »
    Wash your mouth out scone :p

    I'm just pointing out that he obviously has trouble with things like spills, wonder if he actually wipes his own arse
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    Betty BritainBetty Britain Posts: 13,721
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    Have to say I'm suprised at Ian Hyland actually being critical of CAN ... that's him off the Xmas card list
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    GoatyGoaty Posts: 7,776
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    scone wrote: »
    I'm just pointing out that he obviously has trouble with things like spills, wonder if he actually wipes his own arse

    EEEK!!!
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    Betty BritainBetty Britain Posts: 13,721
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    scone wrote: »
    I'm just pointing out that he obviously has trouble with things like spills, wonder if he actually wipes his own arse

    No he gets his housekeeper in ;)
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    Azura's StarAzura's Star Posts: 3,190
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    #988
    Grace In Love wrote: »
    Bit strange to use the term 'axis of evil'. Does this mean Andre has weapons of mass destruction?

    Not unless you count his "music".
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 813
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    #989
    Badcat wrote: »
    with what? ;)

    :eek:

    :eek:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 813
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    Azura's Star wrote: »
    Not unless you count his "music".

    Or his ****
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    Betty BritainBetty Britain Posts: 13,721
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    #991
    Badcat wrote: »
    with what? ;)

    :eek:

    Alker Selzer ;)
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    GoatyGoaty Posts: 7,776
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    Grace In Love wrote: »
    Or his ****

    "acorn" you means? :D
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    Azura's StarAzura's Star Posts: 3,190
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    Grace In Love wrote: »
    Or his ****

    :eek:Acorn of Disappointment?:eek:
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    scone wrote: »
    I'm just pointing out that he obviously has trouble with things like spills, wonder if he actually wipes his own arse

    He probably uses the booklets from the left over copies of a whole new world as toilet paper
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    #995
    Azura's Star wrote: »
    :eek:Acorn of Disappointment?:eek:

    :D:D
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    sconescone Posts: 14,850
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    Betty Britain wrote: »
    No he gets his housekeeper in ;)

    I bet his bottom deposits smell of roses, I'm guessing he has one of these in his house

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2T6YdEcp6w
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    Azura's StarAzura's Star Posts: 3,190
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    #997
    Goaty wrote: »
    "acorn" you means? :D

    Great minds eh Goaty?;)
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    #998
    Goaty wrote: »
    "acorn" you means? :D

    He will be invaded for oil next
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    lexi22lexi22 Posts: 16,394
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    Azura's Star wrote: »
    I wondered about that aswell.
    Clearly even the mighty IH isn't immune from Andre the man-baby's poor-wickle-me schtick.
    Daisy Bennyboots wrote: »
    He contradicts himself a wee bit by saying that he blames ITV and CAN...but further on in the article he concedes that the "sad part is the Pete must know it's a bit off".

    Perhaps he doesn't want to start a twitter war with fans.

    Or perhaps he's inviting a twitter war with one half of the axis of evil... ;)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 813
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    lexi22 wrote: »
    Or perhaps he's inviting a twitter war with one half of the axis of evil... ;)

    Kim Jong-Un or Mahmoud Ahmadinejad?
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    ValentinaVargasValentinaVargas Posts: 673
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    Daisy Bennyboots wrote: »
    Rather a scathing headline! How unusual, almost uncanny it is to see print media take a pop at CAN. They have mysteriously held off for years.:confused:


    Perhaps Ian has been perusing his copy of last week's Press Gazette.

    Pages 1 and 2

    http://viewer.zmags.com/publication/288510e6#/288510e6/1

    Pages 6 and 7

    http://viewer.zmags.com/publication/288510e6#/288510e6/6
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