Had the first 'ZOMG! CHRISTMAS HAS BEEN BANNED COZ IT OFFENDS MUSLIMS!!!' status of the year on my newsfeed today. I think it's actually beaten DS to that title, which is quite impressive really.
They only posted a picture of the headline, but it looks like it came from that infamously bollocks 'Winterval' story that's been doing the rounds for years. But I suppose, in their eyes, nothing sums up Christmas better than using a made-up tabloid story to have yet another pop at the Muslims. Peace on Earth and goodwill to all men, eh?
Yeah me too ;( . Someone else on there friends list had a pop at them though . And I posted a hoax slayer link about it. Suprise surprise thy didn't reply though :rolleyes:
I almost had a heart attack yesterday when I saw a whole load of "I'm gonna miss Peter so much" "Gone but not forgotten" "my favourite memory, so sad there won't be anymore".
Turns out Peter is going travelling for 3 months and is not dead as I suspected.
A girl I used to go school with recently split up with her boyfriend (about a month ago) and since then she does nothing but post miserable status updates. Okay, so you're single, but Jesus, it isn't the end of the world.
Just to clear up the rumors yes (NAME) is critical in the (LOCAL HOSPITAL) intensive care unit with her breathing so you all know now before any of yaz start goin round sayin she's had an overdose or a car accident or whatever other bullshit would end up going round (NAME OF TOWN)....she's in a coma so let's have sum likes for her to have the strength to wake up eh people...please xxxx
This is from her mother.
Surely, if your daughter was in a coma, the last place you'd think of being is Facebook?!
Just to clear up the rumors yes (NAME) is critical in the (LOCAL HOSPITAL) intensive care unit with her breathing so you all know now before any of yaz start goin round sayin she's had an overdose or a car accident or whatever other bullshit would end up going round (NAME OF TOWN)....she's in a coma so let's have sum likes for her to have the strength to wake up eh people...please xxxx
This is from her mother.
Surely, if your daughter was in a coma, the last place you'd think of being is Facebook?!
And how on earth will Facebook likes bring her out of a coma?!
The girl who I mentioned a while ago (trixie-woo's mum, who has 1000 profile pics and over 30 albums, all of her little girl) has just revealed that she's pregnant with twins. Oh god, please, nooooo!
The girl who I mentioned a while ago (trixie-woo's mum, who has 1000 profile pics and over 30 albums, all of her little girl) has just revealed that she's pregnant with twins. Oh god, please, nooooo!
Let me guess, did she donthe test today & she's 3 weeks gone?! Hope you're ok btw x
A woman I know, who I used to work with, only posts on her Facebook when she is roaring drunk. Hence days without anything, then intermittent bursts of the most cloying shite imaginable.
"I will alwayz luv u Peter!"
"Our time together wos the best Peter!!!"
"We will meet agen sum day Peter!!!! U no its true!!!"
Peter isn't dead, by the way, he just buggered off and left her.
Let me guess, did she donthe test today & she's 3 weeks gone?! Hope you're ok btw x
6 weeks apparently. She was posting cryptic messages on fb for a while about getting an abortion, then found out it was twins so decided to keep them (?!)
I'm ok thanks :-) thanks for asking! I nearly had a flounce but DS keeps me company on lunch breaks
True. Well we're always here to keep you entertained by talking shite
Good god, has Pete's ex got no dignity? I do sometimes use FB to point'n'laff Nelson Muntz style at the states my exes get their life into, or at worst wish them fear, famine & pestilence but otherwise delete & move on. There really needs to be a "WARNING: You are very drunk. Do you really wish to post this?" window.
Let me guess, did she donthe test today & she's 3 weeks gone?! Hope you're ok btw x
I seriously have a FB friend who recently announced she was 2 weeks pregnant and hasn't shut up about it since. I'm pleased for her and all, but all her status's are about babies, hormones, scans, yadda yadda yadda. Yawn. It's going to be a long 9 months.
The girl who I mentioned a while ago (trixie-woo's mum, who has 1000 profile pics and over 30 albums, all of her little girl) has just revealed that she's pregnant with twins. Oh god, please, nooooo!
Could you please keep us updated on these little un's (my grammar is awful, I don't know if there should be an ' in there and if it should go before or after the s) names?
6 weeks apparently. She was posting cryptic messages on fb for a while about getting an abortion, then found out it was twins so decided to keep them (?!)
I'm ok thanks :-) thanks for asking! I nearly had a flounce but DS keeps me company on lunch breaks
6 weeks apparently. She was posting cryptic messages on fb for a while about getting an abortion, then found out it was twins so decided to keep them (?!)
I'm ok thanks :-) thanks for asking! I nearly had a flounce but DS keeps me company on lunch breaks
If she went for a scan with the intention of having an abortion (i think the poster mentioned how this lady had been posting cryptic messages about having an abortion) then it wouldve been picked up there.
Its quite common for women to go to abort their pregnancy but change their mind if they find out its twins. We cant get our heads around that but it happens!
If she went for a scan with the intention of having an abortion (i think the poster mentioned how this lady had been posting cryptic messages about having an abortion) then it wouldve been picked up there.
Its quite common for women to go to abort their pregnancy but change their mind if they find out its twins. We cant get our heads around that but it happens!
I think you'd see 2 sacs but possibly not heartbeats yet.
At six weeks a good sonographer can see at least a foetal pole to confirm a pregnancy.
It depends on the view they can get and if the woman is having an internal scan they can see better.
At 6 weeks it would be hard to tell if its two viable pregnancies, or whether one or both could potentially result in a miscarriage.
So in essence its possible to confirm that there are two sacs, possibly whether there is anything in them etc but way too soon to say that the pregnancy will end with a twin birth.
At six weeks a good sonographer can see at least a foetal pole to confirm a pregnancy.
It depends on the view they can get and if the woman is having an internal scan they can see better.
At 6 weeks it would be hard to tell if its two viable pregnancies, or whether one or both could potentially result in a miscarriage.
So in essence its possible to confirm that there are two sacs, possibly whether there is anything in them etc but way too soon to say that the pregnancy will end with a twin birth.
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Thats hilarious!
I don't think anyone including myself really cares what you do with your face. :rolleyes:
This is from her mother.
Surely, if your daughter was in a coma, the last place you'd think of being is Facebook?!
And how on earth will Facebook likes bring her out of a coma?!
Why, "like" her status, silly! That cures all sorts, dontchaknow!
Yet she went out to a firework party and did not care about her dogs or others while she was enjoying them :mad:
Talk about double standards :mad:
Let me guess, did she donthe test today & she's 3 weeks gone?! Hope you're ok btw x
I wonder why :rolleyes:
6 weeks apparently. She was posting cryptic messages on fb for a while about getting an abortion, then found out it was twins so decided to keep them (?!)
I'm ok thanks :-) thanks for asking! I nearly had a flounce but DS keeps me company on lunch breaks
Good god, has Pete's ex got no dignity? I do sometimes use FB to point'n'laff Nelson Muntz style at the states my exes get their life into, or at worst wish them fear, famine & pestilence but otherwise delete & move on. There really needs to be a "WARNING: You are very drunk. Do you really wish to post this?" window.
Although most people would ignore it anyway
I seriously have a FB friend who recently announced she was 2 weeks pregnant and hasn't shut up about it since. I'm pleased for her and all, but all her status's are about babies, hormones, scans, yadda yadda yadda. Yawn. It's going to be a long 9 months.
Could you please keep us updated on these little un's (my grammar is awful, I don't know if there should be an ' in there and if it should go before or after the s) names?
How can she know at 6 weeks she's having twins?
Wtf!? :eek:
If she went for a scan with the intention of having an abortion (i think the poster mentioned how this lady had been posting cryptic messages about having an abortion) then it wouldve been picked up there.
Its quite common for women to go to abort their pregnancy but change their mind if they find out its twins. We cant get our heads around that but it happens!
I deliberately chose to ignore that bit as I cannot get my tired old brayne around the fact that someone would pist in FB about that!!!!
I think you'd see 2 sacs but possibly not heartbeats yet.
At six weeks a good sonographer can see at least a foetal pole to confirm a pregnancy.
It depends on the view they can get and if the woman is having an internal scan they can see better.
At 6 weeks it would be hard to tell if its two viable pregnancies, or whether one or both could potentially result in a miscarriage.
So in essence its possible to confirm that there are two sacs, possibly whether there is anything in them etc but way too soon to say that the pregnancy will end with a twin birth.
Eta apologies i quoted the wrong person!
Thank you both
Shit, I am pregnant with twins. Every time I strip off and look down I see two sacs
My life is over.