Typical Christopher Conversation
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HM: Did you see how he/she spoke to me Christmas? I'm furious!
CH: To be honest, I think you are both in the wrong.
HM: Why?
CH: Are you going to let me finish? I'm allowed to express my opinion too. (Repeats the same point 3 times with different words)
HM: I just asked why?
CH: (Stares at ceiling, talks through Cheshire Cat grin) I know you just asked why, and I'm giving you my thoughts on the situation. I would like to do that without having my status as a human being called into question.
HM: I wasn't being rude!
CH: No, no, no, no, I know. You're not a... horrible... person. I'm just saying... from the perspective of... a viewer... you're outbursts could come across in a negative way.
HM: Why are you bringing up the viewers?
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CH: Are you going to let me finish?
HM: Sure.
CH: Can I finish a sentence in this house without being interrupted? I'm not a victim. I will stand my ground... take it on the chin... and I WILL be heard. Thank you.
Storms off.
Add. Rinse. Repeat. 20 times a day to make the highlights show. As the HM numbers dwindle near the end, harder to ignore = maximum exposure.
Well played Christmas. ;-)
CH: To be honest, I think you are both in the wrong.
HM: Why?
CH: Are you going to let me finish? I'm allowed to express my opinion too. (Repeats the same point 3 times with different words)
HM: I just asked why?
CH: (Stares at ceiling, talks through Cheshire Cat grin) I know you just asked why, and I'm giving you my thoughts on the situation. I would like to do that without having my status as a human being called into question.
HM: I wasn't being rude!
CH: No, no, no, no, I know. You're not a... horrible... person. I'm just saying... from the perspective of... a viewer... you're outbursts could come across in a negative way.
HM: Why are you bringing up the viewers?
.
CH: Are you going to let me finish?
HM: Sure.
CH: Can I finish a sentence in this house without being interrupted? I'm not a victim. I will stand my ground... take it on the chin... and I WILL be heard. Thank you.
Storms off.
Add. Rinse. Repeat. 20 times a day to make the highlights show. As the HM numbers dwindle near the end, harder to ignore = maximum exposure.
Well played Christmas. ;-)
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I genuinely like him!
But no one deserves to win if their "Best Bits" reel is going to be other people "putting them down", and Diary Room praise from HMs.
And tasks.
Seriously, peeps have won for doing far less than Christopher.I dont really care who wins in the grand scheme of things, I would not mind Helen winning though (shock Horror) and if we go by what you are saying then she ought to be the outright winner having held the show up for so long;-)
Mark, Chris and Winston are the only ones I dread winning.
I fully expect Winston to win:(
It is easy to hold the show if you have a free pass to final.
There will always be AT LEAST 5-10% of the voting public that will eventually get drawn to the unpopular "villain" or "anti-winner".
BB couldn't have known that we'd chose Pauline to be the 1st Power HM and then couldn't have known she'd choose Helen.
These conspiracy theories are all a teensy weensy bit cobblers IMO
Too true!
I agree, and that is why the format is flawed, especially in VTE.
They show has 10 weeknights of airtime to fill, and likeable or not, the loudest characters (or the showmances) fill the HL shows until the last week (or are voted out).
The 2-3 people who have contributed nothing in that time, bar a few standing their ground moments, get through to the end and 1 wins simply by NOT being one of the people who've put their whole personality (bitching, arguments, tomfoolery and all) on the screen for 10 weeks.
Hahaha! Brilliant comment but I have still disagree. Would love Christopher to win
Christopher: "Nice weather today"
Other HM: "I can't believe you just said that you're so rude don't you understand how that makes me feel! You prick!
Christopher: "Please, don't speak to me like that."
Other HM: "OMGZ you are so mean you should apologise to me!"
Christopher
well fabricated, made up using bits and pieces of real conversations with Christopher, usually involving mark talking over him etc.
i disagree that its christopher looking bad in every situation
Ashleigh deserves to win she has done a hell of alot more than Christopher and been a true gameplayer. Christophers entire highlights package will be him fawning over Mark and grabbing a few snogs here and there. Winston would be an OK winner but another TOWIE type *yawn* it's what the producers want
Exactly, without Mark kicking him around, his winner interview would be crickets-chirping.
And his "Best Bits" would be Winston, Ashleigh, Mark and Chris in the Diary Room saying "Christopher is a great guy" over clips of Christopher smiling in tasks.
Christopher is certainly not a Sam the fact he's got something going on in most HL shows prove that. Sam could have gone home for a few weeks and no one would have noticed.
I don't understand why people think Ashliegh's contributed so much more. I'm not saying she's boring but all I've ever seen her do is bitch and moan and occasionally come up with a 'plan' that backfires on her arse.
If anything, Christopher has been overly patient and understanding with the other housemates, despite repeatedly being kicked whilst down or when there was no need. (Helen's - I'd give the pass to Mark not Christopher comment, for instance)
That's more accurate.