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Cilla Black is preparing us for the worst!!

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    SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    I started this thread about 2 weeks ago!.....and only yesterday did someone reply............

    Why yesterday?......I is confused!
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    WoowookidWoowookid Posts: 7,367
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    Saw her as a 'talking head' on some show recently and couldn't get over the Botoxed look she has now.

    Her cheeks and eyebrows don't move at all, just her mouth - unfortunately. That faux Scouse twang gets on my nerves, and I'll bet she talks as if she's got a plum in her gob when she's offscreen.
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    CFCJM1CFCJM1 Posts: 2,065
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    Hi Celo

    I think I was the first to respond to your initial thread yesterday.

    I only just remembered having seen her in panto a few years ago. You know how the mind tries to block out events that are too hideous to remember and then you can get awful flashbacks - out of the blue!! I think that's what happened. Now I need help.
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    SloopySloopy Posts: 65,209
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    Cilla's definitely been having a lorra lorra botox in recent years.

    But she was never a looker, so I suppose she's had to make the best of what she has (or rather, doesn't have).
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    TabbythecatTabbythecat Posts: 33,953
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    Woowookid wrote: »
    Saw her as a 'talking head' on some show recently and couldn't get over the Botoxed look she has now.

    Her cheeks and eyebrows don't move at all, just her mouth - unfortunately. That faux Scouse twang gets on my nerves, and I'll bet she talks as if she's got a plum in her gob when she's offscreen.

    sounds like she has a tin in there!
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    WoowookidWoowookid Posts: 7,367
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    Sloopy wrote: »
    Cilla's definitely been having a lorra lorra botox in recent years.

    But she was never a looker, so I suppose she's had to make the best of what she has (or rather, doesn't have).

    Not 'arf! ;)

    Her teeth seem to have got bigger too.
    Perhaps she's got Desert Orchid's dentist? :D
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    Squealer_MahonySquealer_Mahony Posts: 6,483
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    She always seems so nice on TV. I guess she's just good at her job then if horrible in real life!
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    SloopySloopy Posts: 65,209
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    No - just very, very fake. :D
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    SloopySloopy Posts: 65,209
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    Woowookid wrote: »
    Not 'arf! ;)

    Her teeth seem to have got bigger too.
    Perhaps she's got Desert Orchid's dentist? :D

    Could be. Or maybe she inherited his teeth when dear old Desert Orchid slipped off the mortal coil.

    :D
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    Squealer_MahonySquealer_Mahony Posts: 6,483
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    Sloopy wrote: »
    No - just very, very fake. :D

    Yeah sounds like it alright!
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    SloopySloopy Posts: 65,209
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    Cilla's turned it into an art form. :p
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    Squealer_MahonySquealer_Mahony Posts: 6,483
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    She should open a school to coach people to go on Bug Brother and other Reality Tv shows she'd make a fortune.
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    SloopySloopy Posts: 65,209
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    Only she would have to employ some minion to do all the talking.

    God forbid that she should have to speak to these ill-educated wannabes herself. :sleep:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 57
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    Sloopy wrote: »
    Cilla's definitely been having a lorra lorra botox in recent years.

    But she was never a looker, so I suppose she's had to make the best of what she has (or rather, doesn't have).

    LOL this is one of the funniest forum threads I've read in a long time. Keep them coming!

    Personally I cant stand the woman, or her like - LuLu, Gloria Hunniford, Jimmy Tarbuck.

    My mate dislikes them apparently because they were on the TV in the 1980s telling people to vote for Mrs Thatcher. Something ironic he said about 'stars' who come from the slums of Liverpool and Glasgow to tell everyone to vote tory. The line from Alf Garnet rings a bell "My father would walk miles without shoes on his feet to vote Conservative!"
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    SloopySloopy Posts: 65,209
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    They're all the 80s variety club types who worshipped the Queen and had framed pictures of Maggie Thatcher on the wall.

    Hasn't worked for Cilla yet though, has it? She's still holding out for that Damehood.

    Then again, turning up on the Royal Variety Performance with an illuminated leotard riding up her crotch probably didn't help matters.

    "Look at me, haven't I got fantastic legs?"

    Yes, love. Shame about the rest of you.
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    dd68dd68 Posts: 17,841
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    I heard she is doing the Friday Night project soon.
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    SloopySloopy Posts: 65,209
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    Thanks for the warning.
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    TabbythecatTabbythecat Posts: 33,953
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    Sloopy wrote: »
    They're all the 80s variety club types who worshipped the Queen and had framed pictures of Maggie Thatcher on the wall.

    Hasn't worked for Cilla yet though, has it? She's still holding out for that Damehood.

    Then again, turning up on the Royal Variety Performance with an illuminated leotard riding up her crotch probably didn't help matters.

    "Look at me, haven't I got fantastic legs?"

    Yes, love. Shame about the rest of you.

    Mrs T thinks that Black is thinking her body is a temple, sorry luv its now a condemed building!
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    SloopySloopy Posts: 65,209
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    I would say the recently burnt-out Cutty Sark is in better shape.
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    Squealer_MahonySquealer_Mahony Posts: 6,483
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    Sloopy wrote: »
    I would say the recently burnt-out Cutty Sark is in better shape.

    :D:D:D Brilliant!!!!
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    SloopySloopy Posts: 65,209
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    ...Although the Cutty Sark can be restored, of course.
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    Squealer_MahonySquealer_Mahony Posts: 6,483
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    Sloopy wrote: »
    ...Although the Cutty Sark can be restored, of course.
    You're killin me ... seriously ... :D:D:D
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    SloopySloopy Posts: 65,209
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    If Cilla was a garden shed she would be towed off on the back of a skip.

    There's only so much you can do with a 100-year old ruin. And I'm not talking about the Cutty Sark this time.
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    TabbythecatTabbythecat Posts: 33,953
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    Sloopy wrote: »
    If Cilla was a garden shed she would be towed off on the back of a skip.
    Just think of all those coats of Cuprinol she has applied over the years the ozone layer must have shrunk by 20%
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    DomestiquesDomestiques Posts: 1,720
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    didnt popbitch or holy moly recently imply something based around the old columbian marching stuff.
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