Alex Reid - Why no quotes/interviews?

gv6lgv6l Posts: 604
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Why haven't we heard the slightest snippet of information from the lovely Alex himself?:rolleyes:

Surely he's a celebrity in his own right?

Is it because we haven't reached that part of the script yet?
Has he been gagged?
Is he saving himself for the split?
Maybe he's keeping quiet due to respect for his new love?

I reckon he's not allowed to talk as he'll spoil the illusion they're trying to create.:cool:

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  • SloopySloopy Posts: 65,209
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    Who??!

    Oh, him - the wonky-faced 'cage fighter'......
  • gv6lgv6l Posts: 604
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    Sloopy wrote: »
    Who??!

    Oh, him - the wonky-faced 'cage fighter'......

    :D:D:D:D

    You're right - Who??

    I edited it to contain his job description

    :D:D:D
  • Sun_BeamSun_Beam Posts: 11,600
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    I very much doubt, going by the state of him, he could string two words together! :D

    This whole saga isn't about Alex, it's about Jordan, so the deal is that she's probably photographed with him to make Peter jealous, and to show she's moved on, but in actual fact, they're, no doubt, just acquaintances. Knowing her, she's had him to sign a contract stating he will never, EVER sell any details of their 'romance', but this is probably fine with him as he's netting a share of all their hideous set-up papped photos, which will keep him financially happy for a while.

    Ain't love grand? :yawn:
  • TabbythecatTabbythecat Posts: 33,953
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    Sloopy wrote: »
    Who??!

    Oh, him - the wonky-faced 'cage fighter'......

    Looks like he has been hit with a baseball bat CLONK!:D
  • lotty27lotty27 Posts: 17,858
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    Sun_Beam wrote: »
    I very much doubt, going by the state of him, he could string two words together! :D

    This whole saga isn't about Alex, it's about Jordan, so the deal is that she's probably photographed with him to make Peter jealous, and to show she's moved on, but in actual fact, they're, no doubt, just acquaintances. Knowing her, she's had him to sign a contract stating he will never, EVER sell any details of their 'romance', but this is probably fine with him as he's netting a share of all their hideous set-up papped photos, which will keep him financially happy for a while.

    Ain't love grand? :yawn:

    Totally agree, espcially about the staged photos. Plus it might be a bit difficult to speak coherently when you're wearing a gimp mask :eek::D

    The man only comes 2nd to Mark Croft in the ugliness stakes - bluurrgggghhhhhhh!! Revolting.
  • SloopySloopy Posts: 65,209
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    Looks like he has been hit with a baseball bat CLONK!:D

    He does look a bit of a plank - exactly Jordan's type then......:p
  • Sun_BeamSun_Beam Posts: 11,600
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    Originally posted by lotty27
    Totally agree, espcially about the staged photos. Plus it might be a bit difficult to speak coherently when you're wearing a gimp mask:eek::D

    The man only comes 2nd to Mark Croft in the ugliness stakes - bluurrgggghhhhhhh!! Revolting.

    Yeah, I can see that might be a bit of a problem. :p We've never heard him speak, and I dont care if I don't, so for the sake of our eyes, he should wear the mask 24/7 as he's got a face only a mother could love! :D Maybe he could get a 2 for 1 so that Jordan can do us a favour and cover up as well? :D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,693
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    probably not allowed to say a word incase it doesn't fit in with what she wants to say :D:D:D
  • SloopySloopy Posts: 65,209
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    Probably waiting for their big 'exclusive' interview with OK! magazine.....:yawn:
  • TabbythecatTabbythecat Posts: 33,953
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    lotty27 wrote: »
    Totally agree, espcially about the staged photos. Plus it might be a bit difficult to speak coherently when you're wearing a gimp mask :eek::D

    The man only comes 2nd to Mark Croft in the ugliness stakes - bluurrgggghhhhhhh!! Revolting.

    Right that's a great idea pugly male celebs:D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,585
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    Because he is the only one keeping a dignified silence.
  • TabbythecatTabbythecat Posts: 33,953
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    Because he is the only one keeping a dignified silence.

    Wait until a big pay packet is thrust under his hooter he will squeal like a piggy
  • SloopySloopy Posts: 65,209
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    Once they've split up (in a few weeks) I'm sure we'll get to hear all the 'gory details'....:yawn:
  • TabbythecatTabbythecat Posts: 33,953
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    Sloopy wrote: »
    Once they've split up (in a few weeks) I'm sure we'll get to hear all the 'gory details'....:yawn:

    Will he need an interpreter???:D
  • SloopySloopy Posts: 65,209
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    Will he need an interpreter???:D

    And subtitles if he manages to get his mug on TV. :sleep::D
  • gv6lgv6l Posts: 604
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    Because he is the only one keeping a dignified silence.

    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 25,310
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    Sun_Beam wrote: »
    Yeah, I can see that might be a bit of a problem. :p We've never heard him speak, and I dont care if I don't, so for the sake of our eyes, he should wear the mask 24/7 as he's got a face only a mother could love! :D Maybe he could get a 2 for 1 so that Jordan can do us a favour and cover up as well? :D

    Oh but we have
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2r5IwtMDse4

    He is actually quite well spoken and is not half as bad as he looks in the papers.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 15,448
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    Probably because he is a monosyllabic moron.
  • Rosie RedRosie Red Posts: 8,446
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    Stewing wrote: »
    Probably because he is a monosyllabic moron.

    No ,this thread isn't about Jordan - it's about Alex.
  • Sun_BeamSun_Beam Posts: 11,600
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    :D:D

    He might well be a nice enough bloke, who speaks properly and actually has something in his head, but the very fact he's associating himself with Jordan for money makes him dubious in my book.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 25,310
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    Sun_Beam wrote: »
    :D:D

    He might well be a nice enough bloke, who speaks properly and actually has something in his head, but the very fact he's associating himself with Jordan for money makes him dubious in my book.

    I didn't say he wasn't dubious - the entire genre of cage fighting sounds pretty dodgy to me anyway - but he certainly isn't monosyllabic or requiring subtitles, as intimated.
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