Me too , for the size if nothing else.
My house is always crowded and I seem to spend most of my time in my rather cramped kitchen , there or the dining room.
I could fit the whole extended family in this kitchen !
I'm dead jell
You would lose your extended family in you would ever stick them in there, it would take days to find them :eek:
She can't be feeling that sick if she's still show jumping.
I'm just surprised she's not brought out "The KP guide to pregnancy" :eek:
That's one trick she has missed.
Still, I don't think anyone will be rushing to buy a one page pamphlet which says ''I just do as I like and to hell with everyone else. You should too.''
No such luck ! I'm positive my lot have a homing device on me , they always find me , no matter where I am !
:D:D:D
I just had a big meet up with mine for Easter, it was lovely but I was glad whenever I needed a wee so I could lock myself in the bathroom and get a few minutes peace.
Still, I don't think anyone will be rushing to buy a one page pamphlet which says ''I just do as I like and to hell with everyone else. You should too.''
I'm sure KP would make it longer than that, her being the great author that she is.
Didn't she claim that alex helped with the deposit on that(present) new house ? Wasn't that how they touted the story to the mags etc " OUR NEW START AWAY FROM ALL THE PETEY MEMORIES..." blah blah blah.. I wonder if he really did,or was that another fairy story.
Either way she is going nowhere soon. That house seems ideal for her needs & she has done too much to it to think of moving.
So, if she moves house every time she has a new bloke and wants to escape the memories of the old ones; that's a helluva lot of bricks and mortar:eek::D
Didn't she claim that alex helped with the deposit on that(present) new house ? Wasn't that how they touted the story to the mags etc " OUR NEW START AWAY FROM ALL THE PETEY MEMORIES..." blah blah blah.. I wonder if he really did,or was that another fairy story.
Either way she is going nowhere soon. That house seems ideal for her needs & she has done too much to it to think of moving.
Where would Roxanne have found the cash for a deposit, as he doesn't seem to have had any money when she met him.
I think she will move eventually. She's easily bored and after 4 or 5 moves, one more will make no difference. Poor kids though - I bet they don't know if they're coming or going.
Dammit why do I have to have dignity and self esteem???
To write in our autobiographies about how great someone is and how amazing his body is..in all departments! And then after the break up to say he has an acorn and people buying our books, we missed a trick Grace
To write in our autobiographies about how great someone is and how amazing his body is..in all departments! And then after the break up to say he has an acorn and people buying our books, we missed a trick Grace
We really have. How about we go to a psychic and marry whatever name they pull out of a hat?? I'm sure Sandals will be most accommodating.
We have to give ourselves a slap because we are sort of aspiring to be her just so we can have her lovely house with that kitchen of dreams in it. Grace and Onion we have hit rock bottom
Is it wrong that I briefly wondered if it might be worth it just for that kitchen? :o:o
I must admit that when I saw the house I did feel a bit jellus.:o
I have to say though,that when I remembered what,or rather WHO KP had to do to pay for it,I changed my mind.
Plus i bet all that crap stuck on them falls off within a week and people are saying they are lush and that they are going to buy them, the old sycophants kissing her ass, she could post up a picture of a steaming pile of shit and they would say it was "lush" and "amazing"
We have to give ourselves a slap because we are sort of aspiring to be her just so we can have her lovely house with that kitchen of dreams in it. Grace and Onion we have hit rock bottom
Tbh it is not the rest of the house for me... I could live without the pool and nine bedrooms... just the thought of cleaning that lot makes me cringe... but that kitchen... omg if I could have that kitchen attached to my house I would rarely be leaving the house lol... I am not jealous of KP though it isn't her kitchen... I'm jealous of whoever has that kitchen. :p:p
We have to give ourselves a slap because we are sort of aspiring to be her just so we can have her lovely house with that kitchen of dreams in it. Grace and Onion we have hit rock bottom
That's not her kitchen, isn't it a house she was looking at?
Maybe she's moving to get away from the resident horse trainer?
Tbh it is not the rest of the house for me... I could live without the pool and nine bedrooms... just the thought of cleaning that lot makes me cringe... but that kitchen... omg if I could have that kitchen attached to my house I would rarely be leaving the house lol... I am not jealous of KP though it isn't her kitchen... I'm jealous of whoever has that kitchen. :p:p
Yeah we are not jealous, but if she gets that house we will be and if we were her do you think we bloody clean our own houses, do we balls, we get someone else in to clean it.
Plus i bet all that crap stuck on them falls off within a week and people are saying they are lush and that they are going to buy them, the old sycophants kissing her ass, she could post up a picture of a steaming pile of shit and they would say it was "lush" and "amazing"
Tbh it is not the rest of the house for me... I could live without the pool and nine bedrooms... just the thought of cleaning that lot makes me cringe... but that kitchen... omg if I could have that kitchen attached to my house I would rarely be leaving the house lol... I am not jealous of KP though it isn't her kitchen... I'm jealous of whoever has that kitchen. :p:p
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You would lose your extended family in you would ever stick them in there, it would take days to find them :eek:
She can't be feeling that sick if she's still show jumping.
I'm just surprised she's not brought out "The KP guide to pregnancy" :eek:
That's one trick she has missed.
Still, I don't think anyone will be rushing to buy a one page pamphlet which says ''I just do as I like and to hell with everyone else. You should too.''
No such luck ! I'm positive my lot have a homing device on me , they always find me , no matter where I am !
:D:D:D
I just had a big meet up with mine for Easter, it was lovely but I was glad whenever I needed a wee so I could lock myself in the bathroom and get a few minutes peace.
I'm sure KP would make it longer than that, her being the great author that she is.
Either way she is going nowhere soon. That house seems ideal for her needs & she has done too much to it to think of moving.
Me too... I had baking fantasy's just looking at it lol
Where would Roxanne have found the cash for a deposit, as he doesn't seem to have had any money when she met him.
I think she will move eventually. She's easily bored and after 4 or 5 moves, one more will make no difference. Poor kids though - I bet they don't know if they're coming or going.
Dammit why do I have to have dignity and self esteem???
To write in our autobiographies about how great someone is and how amazing his body is..in all departments! And then after the break up to say he has an acorn and people buying our books, we missed a trick Grace
We really have. How about we go to a psychic and marry whatever name they pull out of a hat?? I'm sure Sandals will be most accommodating.
Is it wrong that I briefly wondered if it might be worth it just for that kitchen? :o:o
Someone after my own heart :cool:
I must admit that when I saw the house I did feel a bit jellus.:o
I have to say though,that when I remembered what,or rather WHO KP had to do to pay for it,I changed my mind.
Plus i bet all that crap stuck on them falls off within a week and people are saying they are lush and that they are going to buy them, the old sycophants kissing her ass, she could post up a picture of a steaming pile of shit and they would say it was "lush" and "amazing"
Tbh it is not the rest of the house for me... I could live without the pool and nine bedrooms... just the thought of cleaning that lot makes me cringe... but that kitchen... omg if I could have that kitchen attached to my house I would rarely be leaving the house lol... I am not jealous of KP though it isn't her kitchen... I'm jealous of whoever has that kitchen. :p:p
That's not her kitchen, isn't it a house she was looking at?
Maybe she's moving to get away from the resident horse trainer?
Yeah we are not jealous, but if she gets that house we will be and if we were her do you think we bloody clean our own houses, do we balls, we get someone else in to clean it.
I know that it's hypothetically speaking, she buys that house then it is HER kitchen
Forgive me people but I like those shoes
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