Sophie Reade's nude 2011 calendar (NSFW)

MD1500 · 02/11/10 - 23:07

Sarcastic article about it from Anorak News including NSFW scans of each month. You have been warned!

http://www.anorak.co.uk/264240/celebrities/sophie-reades-nude-2011-calendar-defies-the-cold-snap-photos.html

[Deleted User] · 02/11/10 - 23:20

Great photos. Classy AND sexy. Good work Soph. xxx

[Deleted User] · 02/11/10 - 23:26

Not really for me.

But on the subject of ex housemates on calendars, who is this?

http://www.divadirect.co.uk/catalog/product/gallery/id/13112/image/20419/

[Deleted User] · 02/11/10 - 23:29

I wonder if John will have one his stocking off Jose:D
Didn't he have a thing for her.;)

[Deleted User] · 02/11/10 - 23:31

Sophie = Sexy BB winner of all-times! :cool:

meecha · 02/11/10 - 23:34

There is nothing classy about Sophie Reade!

quasimoron · 02/11/10 - 23:36

I see she is promoting Tvx too.Showing your bald fandago is not really sexy.The boys will love it, she looks good but it is hardly classy.
Her nipples look sore in the pics, has she had more surgery.I guess if I want to see boobs and bare fandango, I will strip, have a close shave and look in the mirror.
It would have been better done with more subtlety, leaving a bit of mystery.Sophie sure has a great figure thats undeniable but maybe more discretion and class needed in the photos.Cut out the full frontal crotch shots for example.It should be about what you dont see, the tease, not a show all.

oathy · 02/11/10 - 23:46

Topless shoots can be really sexy/Classy.
Sadly this is just Garage/lockeroom material.

its funny some of the better pictures are ones she just doesnt have her boobs flopped out and l looks like shes awaiting a Body Cavity search at the Airport.

ElliotSaunders · 02/11/10 - 23:55

What's wrong with her breasts they look erm sore? bruised?

[Deleted User] · 03/11/10 - 00:04

quasimoron wrote: »

I see she is promoting Tvx too.Showing your bald fandago is not really sexy.The boys will love it, she looks good but it is hardly classy.
Her nipples look sore in the pics, has she had more surgery.I guess if I want to see boobs and bare fandango, I will strip, have a close shave and look in the mirror.
It would have been better done with more subtlety, leaving a bit of mystery.Sophie sure has a great figure thats undeniable but maybe more discretion and class needed in the photos.Cut out the full frontal crotch shots for example.It should be about what you dont see, the tease, not a show all.

You looking for camera man?
willing to offer my services for free.

phil solo · 03/11/10 - 01:09

ElliotSaunders wrote: »

What's wrong with her breasts they look erm sore? bruised?

At a guess, recent boob job of the "cut areolae, stuff implant in, sew back" type rather than the "slice skin under the breast" type.

ftw774 · 03/11/10 - 02:16

Those aren't nice knockers I'm afraid :eek:

Pretty girl though

Scots rool · 03/11/10 - 09:10

BBKrayzee wrote: »

Great photos. Classy AND sexy. Good work Soph. xxx

Classy?

Andy_G · 03/11/10 - 17:59

Maybe I'm just getting old, but those fake, gigantic comedy breasts just don't do it for me, natural is the only way to go.

CHARMER1 · 03/11/10 - 18:00

Got to say it, she looks really good in these pictures, I wonder where the Sophie went that we saw on BB went ??

p.s. John James fancied Sophie and I guess she is similar to Josie isint she :eek:

staceyxxx23 · 03/11/10 - 18:02

I have this! It's actually so hot :')

[Deleted User] · 03/11/10 - 18:02

CHARMER1 wrote: »

Got to say it, she looks really good in these pictures, I wonder where the Sophie went that we saw on BB went ??

p.s. John James fancied Sophie and I guess she is similar to Josie isint she :eek:

The fake blonde look that is where the similarities end;)

rfonzo · 04/11/10 - 00:58

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Once you seen one picture, you have seen em all:D

rfonzo · 04/11/10 - 00:59

ElliotSaunders wrote: »

What's wrong with her breasts they look erm sore? bruised?

One of the photography crew should should have nipped to chemist for a bit of savlon.

rfonzo · 04/11/10 - 01:09

Whoever has a birthday is a bit unlucky as she does not have her breasts on show.:D

Vampira · 04/11/10 - 13:19

It looks like she stuck her nipples in a meat grinder. Yuck. And that stupid open mouthed expression on her face in every pic is super cheesy. She is not a good model and her mutant boobs are gross. She should keep her clothes on, she'd look a lot better.

rfonzo · 04/11/10 - 15:43

Whoever has a birthday in July is a bit unlucky as she does not have her breasts on show.:D

Special K_ · 04/11/10 - 16:55

She is a very pretty girl but I don't find her sexy at all. If she were to put on a little weight her breasts wouldn't look so out of proportion with the rest of her. The veneers are horrible.

[Deleted User] · 05/11/10 - 14:46

Andy_G wrote: »

Maybe I'm just getting old, but those fake, gigantic comedy breasts just don't do it for me, natural is the only way to go.

They're not really fake. She's a naurally big girl and, like all humongous blobs of flesh, are the subject of gravity... yes even at her young years. That's what god gave her!

The surgery was a reduction and slight re-shape and I think they made the areolas smaller? Don't know... although she's a good looking girl, I'm not an expert on her life. :-)

So to sum up, I think her 'prob' (if she has one) is that they were too big and could have been a size or 2 smaller.

And FWIW, I agree with you. They don't do anything for me.

Scots rool · 05/11/10 - 14:59

Civil Civillian wrote: »

They're not really fake. She's a naurally big girl and, like all humongous blobs of flesh, are the subject of gravity... yes even at her young years. That's what god gave her!

The surgery was a reduction and slight re-shape and I think they made the areolas smaller? Don't know... although she's a good looking girl, I'm not an expert on her life. :-)

So to sum up, I think her 'prob' (if she has one) is that they were too big and could have been a size or 2 smaller.

And FWIW, I agree with you. They don't do anything for me.

She had fake norks prior to her going into the house - she told the other HM's they cost her a lot of dosh, & she hoped to be able to pay off her loan when she left the house. She had them enlarged again on leaving the house.

[Deleted User] · 06/11/10 - 05:11

Dreadful wandering mangled nipples on overstuffed pendulous mammaries...:(

Nice figure and,nice pert boobs would have complemented it a treat.

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