Things you would never hear on Strictly (mark 2)

winenroseswinenroses Posts: 6,470
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There used to be a thread on this.

I'll start off with the 'nevereverheard':

"It was a really easy dance for us this week." :D
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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,496
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    I hurt myself every time I hit the floor in training.
  • lach doch mallach doch mal Posts: 16,328
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    I'm just doing this for the money, and I hate my celebrity contestant:p.
  • Leatherface!!!Leatherface!!! Posts: 4,438
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    Bruce is actually funny
  • IvanIVIvanIV Posts: 30,309
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    Ann, it was fa-bu-lous.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 879
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    Why did I have to get the ugly one?

    That's a costume? Sorry, I thought it was dental floss.

    Your first 10. How do you feel, Ann?

    Sorry, my mistake, Craig has drawn a negative sign on his paddle.

    Bruno used a 4 paddle! Quick, spike his drink again!
  • kochspostulateskochspostulates Posts: 3,067
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    Its really unfair that I get lumbered with a 73 year old, whereas you get a 30 year old gymnast who used to be a dancer.



    How do you expect me to lift you? You are as tall as me and twice as heavy?
  • winenroseswinenroses Posts: 6,470
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    "I'd like to curse the viewers for keeping us in."
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 5,578
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    "Actually, I'm going to respect the spirit of the dance this week" - Ann.

    "We're going to go for traditional, simple, classic choreography" - Aliona.

    "I'm not really interested in sex, I'd rather have a cup of tea" - Pamela.
  • trunkstertrunkster Posts: 14,468
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    'This weeks dance is a peice of p*ss'

    'Tess, you must let me have your stylists phone number'

    'You really cracked me up Tess'
  • chucklingbunnychucklingbunny Posts: 4,016
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    A 2 from Alesha and a 3 from Bruno - how do you feel about that?
  • kochspostulateskochspostulates Posts: 3,067
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    Anton: Ann, can you do a splits kick then a shimmy and then run your hands up and down my body while putting your sexy face on?


    Ann: yes of course
  • bloggingbellebloggingbelle Posts: 1,172
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    Alesha " Scott that was awful"

    Len " Aliona that was a fantastic contemporary dance"

    Craig "Ann that was like a Ocean cruiser gliding over calm seas"

    Bruno " Gavin button up that shirt":rolleyes:
  • winenroseswinenroses Posts: 6,470
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    Bruce "That's not funny."

    Tess "No, it's not. And you are doddery."
  • millie3millie3 Posts: 1,134
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    You look classy Pamela!
  • Mr McGoldrickMr McGoldrick Posts: 568
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    Tess - "I know, Claudia is better than me"
    Tess - "I know, I have got a dodgy eye"
    Tess - "I know, I'm a total arsehead off camera"
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,602
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    Gavin: "I am really proud of my beard"
  • Leatherface!!!Leatherface!!! Posts: 4,438
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    Alesha - "Sadley Kara/Scott you did mess up, but unlike previous weeks Im going to mark you down"
  • 80sQueen80sQueen Posts: 792
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    Len: "Aliona, I really look forward to your choreography"

    Bruno "Scott, it was all right. That's all"

    Tess: "I feel I really connect with the cooooples better than that Claudia, I mean, it's not like I just pretend to listen to them until it's my turn to talk, is it?"

    Ann "Thanks Craig, I really look forward to your comments and will endeavour to use them when I practice my dancing this week - that is why I didn't interrupt you - I care what you think"
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,984
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    I can now reveal that the couple leaving strictly come dancing is.......Ann and Anton! :D
  • PANNAL1PANNAL1 Posts: 8,905
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    Robin: i wish i was dancing with Matt
  • pabirdpabird Posts: 871
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    Alesha + Here is a technical tip to help you
  • 80sQueen80sQueen Posts: 792
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    Claudia: "Lemme have a go on that machine, I likes it!!!"
  • Hound of LoveHound of Love Posts: 80,070
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    Alesha " Scott that was awful"

    Len " Aliona that was a fantastic contemporary dance"

    Craig "Ann that was like a Ocean cruiser gliding over calm seas"

    Bruno " Gavin button up that shirt":rolleyes:

    :D:D:D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,602
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    Props: "There's no way we are ever going to use that golden door ever again"!
  • cranford fancranford fan Posts: 656
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    Len: 'There wasn't enough faffing about for me!'
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