I have not ''fallen'' for anything. I am 100% aware of Chris' reputation and everything you have listed above. I am humouring him. And having a little fun myself.
Nothing wrong with that!
Thank god for that!! Really thought you had bought this nonsense
Oh don't be silly. I'm on many forums. You think I could keep this up across all those with the same "stories" as you call them? :rolleyes: This is 100% true. Hell I keep even pinching myself thinking I'll wake up soon.:)
Chris you are ridiculed on other forums for your "life stories"
Of course. I've stepped up my personal hygiene and showered yesterday, today and will tomorrow. My daughter said to her mum "thank God for salami girl, he's a changed man and doesn't smell now"
You told us all before that your personal hygiene routine was adequate and you didn't smell?
You told us all before that your personal hygiene routine was adequate and you didn't smell?
It doesn't matter. It really doesn't matter. If you, or anyone, is going to read, my advice would be to just let it flow over you, breathe deep and wash the blindingly obvious inconsistances out of your brain.
In the grand scheme of things, it really, really, doesn't matter.
ETA:
Although, it could be turned into a kind of spectator sport. "Spot the Chrisism" or something. 5 points for a minor slip-up, 10 points for an obvious discrepancy, and 100 points for a log-in error. And with minuses depending on the validity of the excuse offered...
It doesn't matter. It really doesn't matter. If you, or anyone, is going to read, my advice would be to just let it flow over you, breathe deep and wash the blindingly obvious inconsistances out of your brain.
In the grand scheme of things, it really, really, doesn't matter.
ETA: Although, it could be turned into a kind of spectator sport. "Spot the Chrisism" or something. 5 points for a minor slip-up, 10 points for an obvious discrepancy, and 100 points for a log-in error.
There are so many 'Chrisisms' in this thread alone. :eek: The tooth extraction being the most obvious. That never happened.
I was about to ask if you think I should buy some, just in case. Thing is I'm a bit shy to go in the chemist and ask in case it's a young lass serving.:(
somebody of your age, shy about buying condoms. please.......
Anyone in the area that could go into this Tesco and find the girl on the deli counter and see if this is all true? I mean it obviously isn't but it would clear this all up once and for all.
Anyone in the area that could go into this Tesco and find the girl on the deli counter and see if this is all true? I mean it obviously isn't but it would clear this all up once and for all.
If you're a REAL non believer then you wouldn't believe Chris lives in east London either
(Not me Chris, I believe every word that comes out of your (gappy) mouth lol)
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Thank god for that!! Really thought you had bought this nonsense
Chris you are ridiculed on other forums for your "life stories"
You told us all before that your personal hygiene routine was adequate and you didn't smell?
I think it is and don't think I do but my two girls here think otherwise.:(
It doesn't matter. It really doesn't matter. If you, or anyone, is going to read, my advice would be to just let it flow over you, breathe deep and wash the blindingly obvious inconsistances out of your brain.
In the grand scheme of things, it really, really, doesn't matter.
ETA:
Although, it could be turned into a kind of spectator sport. "Spot the Chrisism" or something. 5 points for a minor slip-up, 10 points for an obvious discrepancy, and 100 points for a log-in error. And with minuses depending on the validity of the excuse offered...
There are so many 'Chrisisms' in this thread alone. :eek: The tooth extraction being the most obvious. That never happened.
Well my wallet's still £47 lighter if it didn't.
You should get your story straight Chris.
Keep up Chris. You said the bill would be over £200 but not to worry as you would use the credit card!!
somebody of your age, shy about buying condoms. please.......
That was if I was having crowns again but one extraction and two fillings were £47, thank goodness.
Quickly followed by that great cliche "i ended up buying 10 tubes of toothpaste" This guy is more of a nuisance than just a wum
The answer's simple ...ignore any thread started by crazychris12. Some of us enjoy his fant....sorry, life stories.
I think you'll find they're recycled ones.
It's tomorrow, god keep up!!
I got charged £48 for my extractions when I went. Fortunately only wisdom teeth. Would hate to get a front tooth pulled.
It's not nice. Have to eat at either side and not in the middle until it heals as it's tender.
That's it, £48, checked my receipt.
If you're a REAL non believer then you wouldn't believe Chris lives in east London either
(Not me Chris, I believe every word that comes out of your (gappy) mouth
Its just all the typed stuff I'm struggling with
I misread that as "(yappy) mouth". What a silly mistake to make.