The Limerick thread reborn. (Part 9)

Bellaaahhhh · 26/01/13 - 12:01

Can you nip down the shop for some pies
I'd go, but light hurts my eyes
Have these pirated Ray-Bans
They're the best of Japan's
Your nose's grown, YOU'RE TELLING LIES !!!

smokeybacon · 26/01/13 - 13:05

The biggest lie that was ever told

belly button · 26/01/13 - 16:29

The biggest lie that was ever told
Was that the antique I just bought was old

smokeybacon · 26/01/13 - 17:48

The biggest lie tthat was ever told
Was that the antique I just bought was old
I'm too trusting by far

tanstaafl · 26/01/13 - 22:07

The biggest lie tthat was ever told
Was that the antique I just bought was old
I'm too trusting by far
Here's the keys to my car

Mindee · 27/01/13 - 10:02

The biggest lie that was ever told
Was that the antique I just bought was old
I'm too trusting by far
Here's the keys to my car
Just don't remove the sticker saying "SOLD".

belly button · 27/01/13 - 10:17

I once bought a clock at an auction

Mindee · 27/01/13 - 13:25

I once bought a clock at an auction
With a spider inside where my torch shone

smokeybacon · 27/01/13 - 13:47

I once bought a clock at an auction
With a spider inside where my torch shone
I might name it Boris

tanstaafl · 27/01/13 - 14:06

I once bought a clock at an auction
With a spider inside where my torch shone
I might name it Boris
Much better than Horace

Mindee · 27/01/13 - 14:28

I once bought a clock at an auction
With a spider inside where my torch shone
I might name it Boris
Much better than Horace
So when I wind it I'll have to show caution.

belly button · 27/01/13 - 17:43

When you throw caution to the wind

Mindee · 27/01/13 - 20:19

When you throw caution to the wind
And no more of your words can rescind

tanstaafl · 27/01/13 - 20:20

When you throw caution to the wind
And no more of your words can rescind
Take heed of this warning

Mindee · 27/01/13 - 20:23

When you throw caution to the wind
And no more of your words can rescind
Take heed of this warning
No more of your fawning

tanstaafl · 27/01/13 - 20:25

When you throw caution to the wind
And no more of your words can rescind
Take heed of this warning
No more of your fawning
And I'm emigrating to Sindh.

Mindee · 28/01/13 - 13:36

If you've sinned it's to your shame

belly button · 28/01/13 - 17:15

If you've sinned it's to your shame
You'll burn forever in Hell's flame :eek: :eek:

smokeybacon · 28/01/13 - 17:36

If you've sinned its to your shame
You'll burn forever in Hell's flame :eek::eek:
But if you;ve been good

Mindee · 28/01/13 - 20:49

If you've sinned it's to your shame
You'll burn forever in Hell's flame
But if you've been good
Like you said you would

belly button · 28/01/13 - 21:25

If you've sinned it's to your shame
You'll burn forever in Hell's flame
But if you've been good
Like you said you would
You can sit on your high horse without blame .

tanstaafl · 29/01/13 - 19:41

The horse stood in the knacker's yard

smokeybacon · 29/01/13 - 20:25

The horse stood in the knacker's yard
The time had come to play his last card

Mindee · 29/01/13 - 20:33

The horse stood in the knacker's yard
The time had come to play his last card
With one kick of a hoof

tanstaafl · 29/01/13 - 22:12

The horse stood in the knacker's yard
The time had come to play his last card
With one kick of a hoof
He brought down the roof

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