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Bald men who do business

evangeline007evangeline007 Posts: 2,169
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I noticed one day that the Estate Agent, Solicitor, Mobile phone salesman who were not upfront and honest happened to be bald. I wondered if you have noticed this connection, strange coincidence?
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    darkislanddarkisland Posts: 3,178
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    So all that time spent at school wasn't wasted then ? :o
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    KapellmeisterKapellmeister Posts: 41,322
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    You mean baldies are inherently dishonest?!
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    BobbyNoMatesBobbyNoMates Posts: 1,195
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    This place gets more bizarre by the day.
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    DanniLaMoneDanniLaMone Posts: 2,274
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    I have had some bad experiences with bald men.
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    TrollHunterTrollHunter Posts: 12,496
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    Were they all white? I bet they were. White folk are notoriously dishonest. FACT.
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    darkislanddarkisland Posts: 3,178
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    I noticed one day that the Estate Agent, Solicitor, Mobile phone salesman who were not upfront and honest happened to be bald. I wondered if you have noticed this connection, strange coincidence?


    Anecdotal evidence suggests that whilst they're no more dishonest than their hairy counterparts, they do get more than their fair share of particularly dense customers...;-)
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    exlordlucanexlordlucan Posts: 35,375
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    Most of our binmen are bald and seem honest enough.
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    DanniLaMoneDanniLaMone Posts: 2,274
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    men with beards can be untrustworthy as well
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,486
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    Most of our binmen are bald and seem honest enough.

    Ours always nicks our bins....but brings them back a few seconds later...
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    jrajra Posts: 48,325
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    I noticed one day that the Estate Agent, Solicitor, Mobile phone salesman who were not upfront and honest happened to be bald. I wondered if you have noticed this connection, strange coincidence?

    Yes I have. What took you so long to notice. Especially, if they are under 5.5 feet tall. Guaranteed to be dishonest. Every single one of them, without exceptions. They are also all gay. Look at Matt Lucas. Nuff said.

    : rolleyes :
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    ElyanElyan Posts: 8,781
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    Kojak was always fairly straight about things.

    And Harry Hill always comes across as very honest when he's casting a comedic eye over what's been on TV during Harry Hill's TV Burp.

    These two fellows are a doctor and a policeman. If you can't trust them who can you trust? Well, apart from your mother I mean - and I presume most people's mothers are not bald, so it's not a good example.
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    Lordy LordyLordy Lordy Posts: 1,683
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    darkisland wrote: »
    So all that time spent at school wasn't wasted then ? :o

    What time at school?:blush:
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    darkislanddarkisland Posts: 3,178
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    ...and it's not just a modern day / bald issue. I read a book once about people who worked in the sewing of mailbags industry - without exception they were all undesirables too.
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    swehsweh Posts: 13,665
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    I can do you one better.

    Every single unpleasant person I've ever encountered had teeth.

    God. People with teeth are so horrible.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,664
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    We rip you off because we hate you, y'smug hirsute bastards. If you've got money enough for shampoo and conditioner you've got money enough to give us, to spend on hats, hair transplants, and puppies to kick.
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    swaydogswaydog Posts: 5,653
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    I noticed one day that the Estate Agent, Solicitor, Mobile phone salesman who were not upfront and honest happened to be bald. I wondered if you have noticed this connection, strange coincidence?

    Probably more to do with them being Estate agents, solicitors and mobile phone salesmen than being follically challenged
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    scottie2121scottie2121 Posts: 11,284
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    I noticed one day that the Estate Agent, Solicitor, Mobile phone salesman who were not upfront and honest happened to be bald. I wondered if you have noticed this connection, strange coincidence?

    What about men in wigs?
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    scottie2121scottie2121 Posts: 11,284
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    Were they all white? I bet they were. White folk are notoriously dishonest. FACT.

    I assume they were also all men so that must mean no man can be trusted.
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    Trsvis_BickleTrsvis_Bickle Posts: 9,202
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    men with beards can be untrustworthy as well

    Except for Father Christmas, obv.
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    darkislanddarkisland Posts: 3,178
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    sweh wrote: »
    I can do you one better.

    Every single unpleasant person I've ever encountered had teeth.

    God. People with teeth are so horrible.

    I've noticed that too. Many of them also wear shoes - which speaks volumes.
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    KapellmeisterKapellmeister Posts: 41,322
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    Most of our binmen are bald and seem honest enough.

    Most of them? How strange. Maybe the noxious fumes makes their hair fall out.
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    shackfanshackfan Posts: 15,461
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    I noticed one day that the Estate Agent, Solicitor, Mobile phone salesman who were not upfront and honest happened to be bald. I wondered if you have noticed this connection, strange coincidence?

    Whilst they haven't always been bald, I would hazard a guess that you have always been stupid.
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    BelfastGuy125BelfastGuy125 Posts: 7,515
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    I read the title as "Bald men who do THE business". Was thinking this was going to be a thread about bald men being good in bed...
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    DanniLaMoneDanniLaMone Posts: 2,274
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    I read the title as "Bald men who do THE business". Was thinking this was going to be a thread about bald men being good in bed...

    Not in my experience but then I haven't known more than one baldie.
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    PictoPicto Posts: 24,270
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    men with beards can be untrustworthy as well

    Men with bald heads and beards look like they've got their heads on upside down.
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