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Is it wrong to fancy Jodie Marsh?

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She's beautiful, she has nice baps and looks good naked.

What more does a man want?

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  • SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    You are clearly deranged
  • gemmaovwales03gemmaovwales03 Posts: 7,183
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    yes, yes and yes ;)
  • SloopySloopy Posts: 65,209
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    Beautiful? Jodie Marsh??

    Keep taking the tablets....:sleep:
  • The PrumeisterThe Prumeister Posts: 22,398
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    Nurse required on Showbiz thread - urgently:D
  • len112len112 Posts: 4,156
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    n00b200 wrote: »
    She's beautiful, she has nice baps and looks good naked.

    What more does a man want?

    She's looking for a husband , you seem to have all the qualities she requires , go for it ;)
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,655
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    Shes a dog, and totally vile
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 522
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    Shes er, yeah a real looker .............. :(
  • Cairy LuntCairy Lunt Posts: 3,192
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    Nothing wrong with it at all mate. She'd be great for amucky night in the sack. Anything more than that though...i'm not sure.
  • PANNAL1PANNAL1 Posts: 8,905
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    Her latest bloke is a bit of a looker
  • PorcupinePorcupine Posts: 25,248
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    One of my male friends said the other day that he fancied Jodie Marsh. I nearly vomited. She is VILE. In fact, knowing he fancies a skank like her has made me look at HIM differently :eek:
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 62
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    n00b200 wrote: »
    She's beautiful, she has nice baps and looks good naked.

    What more does a man want?

    Should have gone to SpecSavers mate!!
  • Vince JVince J Posts: 1,293
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    n00b200 wrote: »
    She's beautiful, she has nice baps and looks good naked.

    What more does a man want?

    FUNNY!
  • soapmaniasoapmania Posts: 7,452
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    Awww.. leave the op alone!! lol Each to there own, hey? ;):)
  • RealityRocksRealityRocks Posts: 4,215
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    To be fair, she isn't *ugly* ugly, it's just her odd nose and neon teeth that are the main issue. The bad hair, clown makeup and dire dress sense can be dealt with.

    Her grating voice could be sexy...her behaviour is...well....extrovert...

    Nah, I think you need help. She's awful in every sense of the word.
  • Agent KrycekAgent Krycek Posts: 39,269
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    n00b200 wrote: »
    She's beautiful,

    No, she's not, she wasn't bad before the nose job, but with that collapsing piece of bone and gristle in the centre of her face, beautiful is not a word you can legitimately use.
    she has nice baps

    They're down round her knees these days, a full decade older, and with a larger bust, mine are far perkier then hers. (no, I'm not posting a photo :p )
    and looks good naked.

    She did once have a good body, unfortunately the constant partying and not looking after herself have taken their toll, hence the very bad skin, lack of a waist and floppy knockers - which is why her 'latest' calendar was made up of old publicity shots, nothing recent.
    What more does a man want?

    Thankfully, most I know want more then a gravelly voice, manky hair extensions, clown makeup, floppy boobs, dreadful dress sense, complete self delusion, vicious lies and a talent for nothing apart from wearing a couple of belts - but hey, each to their own :)
  • RealityRocksRealityRocks Posts: 4,215
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    I also forgot that she has about 15 (?) tattoos, including a 'fetching' devil's tail from her bum cleavage, a tramp stamp on her back, and her pets names all over her body.

    Won't be long before she starts adding her ex hubbies ;)
  • Fox MulderFox Mulder Posts: 985
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    n00b200 wrote: »
    She's beautiful, she has nice baps and looks good naked.

    What more does a man want?

    a girl who is nice, pretty and has a brain, also not being a jumped up slag is very usefull when taking her to meet the parents for the first time,:D :D
  • Fox MulderFox Mulder Posts: 985
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    Lushious Honey wrote: »
    Shes er, yeah a real looker .............. :(

    don't you mean a real hooker,:D :D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,078
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    her lack of hygiene - ex's and even her friends have put it on record (on her own website) that her hygiene standards are very poor.
    she wears the same outfits constantly too.

    are you still interested?
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    Dont fancy her at all but she does have a good figure and, I imagine, shes dirtier than a coalminers face....
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,824
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    beg to differ with your definition of the word beautiful

    couldnt be further away
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 100
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    eskel wrote: »
    her lack of hygiene - ex's and even her friends have put it on record (on her own website) that her hygiene standards are very poor.
    she wears the same outfits constantly too.

    are you still interested?

    No, that is not actually true about what her friends have said they were referring to the day after a session down the pub where she is still in the night befores clothes and it is one ex who said that and he was a complete w*nker so mmmmmmm shouldn't spread rumours! She has even talked about baths that she hates them as you sit in dirty water and with showers at least the water is washed away.
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    Porcupine wrote: »
    One of my male friends said the other day that he fancied Jodie Marsh. I nearly vomited. She is VILE. In fact, knowing he fancies a skank like her has made me look at HIM differently :eek:

    Oooo go on, put up a picture and lets see how gorgeous you are then??????? :cool:
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