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    tjbantamtjbantam Posts: 1,330
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    #52
    That was classic as was Shaun telling the snake he'd 'rip it out of that f***ing box' if it bit him.

    What a trooper though when it did.
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    guernseysnailguernseysnail Posts: 18,922
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    Gill McK saying `I have a t.v. career`
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    CranberryappleCranberryapple Posts: 12,723
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    tjbantam wrote: »
    Stacey: What's Contraband?

    Shaun: It's shit you're not supposed to have!
    I chuckled at this ^^^^^:D
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    -Felicity--Felicity- Posts: 4,813
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    #55
    SillyBillyGoat wrote: »
    "Video killed the radio star! VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR! VIDEO KILLED! KILLED! OOOH AH AH AHAHHHHH!"

    :eek:

    PMSL!
    That, I loved. She did ruin one of my favourite songs though.
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    The Steel FlippThe Steel Flipp Posts: 4,917
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    Dec saying "After biting Shaun Ryder, the snake now has a street value of £4000" Absolute priceless :D:D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 225
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    #57
    I can't remember exactly but when Sean said 'Gillian eats acorns....and grass.'
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    trec123trec123 Posts: 4,419
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    The whole of Shaun's rant about Gillian was priceless! - definitely the funniest moment of the series so far for me -"she looks like she's been dead 3 years":D
    For some reason too, i found it quite funny when Lembit told the camp he'd been bitten by the snake and Aggro said "swear on your Mum's life" - made him sound like a 12 year old!
    And Ant and Dec saying something like Shaun's blood had a street value of 10 grand!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 477
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    Shaun and Dom saying how she looks dead, and then Dom saying , no she's already dead and was exhumed for the show. I almost died laughing.

    And Stacey's impersonation of the spider with his legs at the side of the jar "I'm not moving"...
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    DippydollyDippydolly Posts: 1,716
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    Jenny yesterday saying to Gillian about her not eating out of any dish but her own...

    'You don't have your children running around being silly like this do you?'
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3
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    Steve Wrights factoids -
    “Consider this, Gillian McKeith is the same age as… Nigella Lawson”
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    loddellboshloddellbosh Posts: 5,315
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    I know it was scripted, but when Ant was reading out the tracklisting for Gillian's 'album' and said "Get Up, Get on Up... off the floor, you haven't fainted". I loved the way he said it and Dec's reaction.
    rayofsunshine wrote: »
    The whole rant about Gillian in solitary confinement was priceless! "She looks like she's been dead for three years" with the reply "she's been exhumed specifically for this show" had me crying with laughter!

    That was so funny. :D
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    dodgygeezadodgygeeza Posts: 6,350
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    Dippydolly wrote: »
    Jenny yesterday saying to Gillian about her not eating out of any dish but her own...

    'You don't have your children running around being silly like this do you?'
    Notable for the deathly silence from Gillian that followed...
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    tjbantamtjbantam Posts: 1,330
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    raytwell wrote: »
    Steve Wrights factoids -
    “Consider this, Gillian McKeith is the same age as… Nigella Lawson”

    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
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    I'm-a-painI'm-a-pain Posts: 1,586
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    I know it's silly, but former contestant Nicola McClean said of GM on the ITV2 show last night (something like):

    "She won't eat anything that's been contaminated by other people's food, but she don't mind sticking her spices up her minnie"

    :D:D

    xx
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    dylan99dylan99 Posts: 10,004
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    Dippydolly wrote: »
    Jenny yesterday saying to Gillian about her not eating out of any dish but her own...

    'You don't have your children running around being silly like this do you?'

    I didn't find it that funny, But Jenny was soo spot on with that comment! :)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 356
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    Gillian giving Allison advice on the trial telling her to find something to enjoy about the experience.:o
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    #68
    Alison on Dom in the dunny
    "Are you having a shit? I can hear you straining"
    "I can smell it, you're not well, babes"
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    dodgygeezadodgygeeza Posts: 6,350
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    tvsaddo wrote: »
    Gillian giving Allison advice on the trial telling her to find something to enjoy about the experience.:o
    Gillian was referring to the limelight, of course.
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    jabegyjabegy Posts: 6,201
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    Shaun Ryder saying, If she (Gillian) was my wife she'd be in pieces in a plastic bag in a hole at the bottom of my garden.:D
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    EllefEllef Posts: 4,052
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    Shaun referring to Jenni as "Geezer Bird".
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    shortyknickersshortyknickers Posts: 2,488
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    :D:D brilliant thread
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    #73
    Kayla to Linford "Are you faster than a Cheetah?"
    Linford "Depends who's cheating."

    Freudian slip, methinks
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    barracuda91barracuda91 Posts: 3,244
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    When Dom called Stacey away for the secret trial and Stacey said something along the lines of: "I wanna get married but I'm not that desperate"

    I dunno if that was the exact quotes but it had me in stitches :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 36
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    #75
    Stacey after her first trial

    "Fish guts, slope, buhbyeee"

    Just the way she said it was hilarious!
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    squillionsquillion Posts: 1,123
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    Shaun's comment about better to use bad language than throw Gillian off a bridge! LOL
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