What's the first thing you do when you get out of bed?

Mustabuster · 31/08/14 - 08:35

Get dressed?
Brush your teeth?
Have breakfast?

For me it's having a look on DS to see if anything interesting has happened. Well it is the weekend.

Normally it's straight to the bathroom.

Aarghawasp! · 31/08/14 - 08:59

Pee, let the dog out, coffee and cig. Only then am I able to function like a normal human being.

I'm a night owl by nature and do not cope well with mornings.

Hugh Jboobs · 31/08/14 - 09:01

Scratch my bollocks.

Hollie_Louise · 31/08/14 - 09:03

Go outside, let the dog have a run around whilst I have a coffee and a smoke

benjamini · 31/08/14 - 09:05

Dog, pee, tea. News .

Addisonian · 31/08/14 - 09:06

Pandiculate.

NoFussNoFrills · 31/08/14 - 09:09

Wee, dog, tea, cig, feed dog, coffee and another cig, play with dog. Shower and all that stuff comes later. I'm retired, no need to rush. My puppy is new, so this is a new routine with dog. Not been up so early for ages. I'm not a great morning person it seems now.

[Deleted User] · 31/08/14 - 09:10

Addisonian wrote: »

Pandiculate.

Lol, so I do.

Then bathroom and BBC headlines to see if the world has ended in the night.

Mustabuster · 31/08/14 - 09:16

Addisonian wrote: »

Pandiculate.

I had to look that up.

I manage to do that in bed.

shaddler · 31/08/14 - 09:25

Experience a brief moment of relief at not having died yet. Then I eat some cereal and check my sales in EVE.

Frankie_Little · 31/08/14 - 09:39

I pandiculate too (new word learnt today), then let the dog out and call the cat in.

[Deleted User] · 31/08/14 - 09:45

Pee, get dressed, breakfast

swingaleg · 31/08/14 - 09:59

glass of water and cod liver oil capsule, kettle on, pee, put coffee and boiled water in cafetierre, wash while coffee is brewing, drink coffee, poo, clean teeth, listen to news on radio, get walking gear on and go out for an hour's yomp in the park

RAINBOWGIRL22 · 31/08/14 - 10:04

Fresh water in kettle & boil
Fresh drink for LO (if he is up - weekdays I am up earlier)
Run bath
TV on (BBC)
Wee
Make cuppa

kitty86 · 31/08/14 - 10:06

Check phone for time, do a quick Facebook/DS check, Pee, brush teeth, feed dog, cleanse, tone and moisturise, get dressed.

abarthman · 31/08/14 - 10:11

I wonder where I am and try to remember the name of the naked, fit, young lady is who was snuggling into me!

Back in the real world - pee, shit, toothbrush and shower.

CLL Dodge · 31/08/14 - 10:33

Slippers

Eraserhead · 31/08/14 - 10:50

Micturate

Keyser_Soze1 · 31/08/14 - 10:52

Kick all the supermodels out of my bed, order them to make me breakfast* and then go for a pee.

*This part could possibly be fictional.

Bedlam_maid · 31/08/14 - 10:57

Days off - pee, make coffee, take it back to bed, watch news on TV.

Workdays - pee, shout kids, coffee, shower, dress, work.

[Deleted User] · 31/08/14 - 10:59

Have a pee:

Phil Owens · 31/08/14 - 11:24

Pee, fart, scratch balls, coffee, brush teeth, wash then out to work and moan and swear all day. Home, shower, food, couple of cans, bed.

myss · 31/08/14 - 11:25

Pee, then try to go back to sleep.

[Deleted User] · 31/08/14 - 11:32

- Turn off alarm;
- Go to toilet;
- Brush teeth/have wash;
- Dress;
- Open curtains;
- Put bed tidy;
- Go downstairs;
- Make coffee;
- Look on my todo list for the day;
- Check emails.

Safi74 · 31/08/14 - 11:33

myss wrote: »

Pee, then try to go back to sleep.

Snap!!!

Safi74 · 31/08/14 - 11:34

Keyser_Soze1 wrote: »

Kick all the supermodels out of my bed, order them to make me breakfast* and then go for a pee.

*This part could possibly be fictional.

Surely not?! 😉

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