Leeds festival - Sex, Sluts, Drugs and alcohol

highking1014highking1014 Posts: 1,189
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I would like to give my opinion on my experience at Leeds Festival, coming from a Christian viewpoint.
Going to Leeds Festival was always going to be a bit of an odd experience because it is full of hipsters and I am usually a fan of extreme gothic metal and folk metal however it was odder than I expected.

First of all I noticed how the fellows were going out of their way to look cool or something due to how wide their mouths were opening when they were chewing gum and had their hoods up even before the rain started.

The second thing I noticed was the amount of females in tight little shorts so you could see all their legs (it was cold and wet) they were attractive lassies and they knew that this was going to get them male attention.

When I had finished urinating into a tree I went to the main stage to watch the bands, I then noticed that every 3rd person was smoking, it seemed to be weed and they were surrounded by lassies in the short shorts.
During the next few hours they were smoking and exhaling right beside me as well as drinking.

I was watching the large screens and the camera operators seemed to be instructed to find young ladies and zoom into them in order for them to flash their breasts, when the lady didn't flash her breasts they would cut quickly back to the band and if a lady looked as though she was going to flash they would keep the camera on her. The inevitable happened twice when 2 women flashed their breasts, one had small breasts and the other blonde one had big bouncy ones, the men cheered during this and I noticed than when a camera cut to a lady sitting on someones shoulders some fellows would say "This ones a slapper" and funnily enough they were right in their predictions.

After the music I was noticed that some people seemed to be riding in their tent.
I was disgusted by the whole thing and I would not advise a person of morality to attend these festivals.
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  • chocoholic100chocoholic100 Posts: 6,411
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    I find people urinating against trees in public more distasteful than girls wearing shorts.
    Shame on you.
  • MAWMAW Posts: 38,777
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    I'm delighted that festivals haven't changed a bit since I last went to one, about 25 years ago.
  • Summer BreezeSummer Breeze Posts: 4,399
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    I find people urinating against trees in public more distasteful than girls wearing shorts.
    Shame on you.



    I am sure our resident porn star pantie sniffing member added that sentence for a reason.
    This thread may be fun.
  • sodavlacsodavlac Posts: 10,607
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    This thread will go down well. :D
  • irishguyirishguy Posts: 22,172
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    Ahh bless.... but you didn;t need to go all the way to Leeds to experience that. Just go to Laverys or Thompsons Garage in Belfast on a Saturday night! Bradbury Place at 1:30 is like something from Sodom and Gomarrah
  • highking1014highking1014 Posts: 1,189
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    I find people urinating against trees in public more distasteful than girls wearing shorts.
    Shame on you.

    No you see it was a urinal thing that was set up for people who didn't want to wait for the portaloos, it was facing a bush
  • NX-74205NX-74205 Posts: 4,691
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    Sex, Sluts, Drugs and alcohol

    Sounds like a great weekend to me.
  • MAWMAW Posts: 38,777
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    NX-74205 wrote: »
    Sounds like a great weekend to me.

    So much of life these days has had the fun sanitised out of it. I think it's great that the youngsters of today do still know how to party.
  • mimicolemimicole Posts: 50,961
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    A bit sexist...no?
  • AJ WheelsAJ Wheels Posts: 2,758
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    I find people urinating against trees in public more distasteful than girls wearing shorts.
    Shame on you.

    Haha. I love digital spy at times.
  • highking1014highking1014 Posts: 1,189
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    irishguy wrote: »
    Ahh bless.... but you didn;t need to go all the way to Leeds to experience that. Just go to Laverys or Thompsons Garage in Belfast on a Saturday night! Bradbury Place at 1:30 is like something from Sodom and Gomarrah

    Belfast, the city that is divided by religion yet most people are atheists.
  • mountymounty Posts: 19,155
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    sounds like you had fun then
  • TankyTanky Posts: 3,647
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    It's kind of odd when you say you're a Christian but then say you're a metal fan lol. Also wouldn't a metal festival be even worse?
  • rupert_pupkinrupert_pupkin Posts: 3,975
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    Where there any Irish girls there? They always bring something to these kind of events
  • highking1014highking1014 Posts: 1,189
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    Tanky wrote: »
    It's kind of odd when you say you're a Christian but then say you're a metal fan lol. Also wouldn't a metal festival be even worse?

    I have yet to attend a metal festival, gothic girls have more morals from my experience.
  • highking1014highking1014 Posts: 1,189
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    Where there any Irish girls there? They always bring something to these kind of events

    No but I encountered a lot of Scots the odd thing is that they seemed to be more civilised and throughout history they were viewed as savage barbarians.

    Young Irish lassies have started to become sluttier over the past decade or so, I mean very slutty.
  • NX-74205NX-74205 Posts: 4,691
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    Tanky wrote: »
    It's kind of odd when you say you're a Christian but then say you're a metal fan lol. Also wouldn't a metal festival be even worse?

    Vincent Fernier (Alice Cooper) is the son of a Church of the Latter Day Saints preacher and is himself a Born Again Christian. What's your point?
  • irishguyirishguy Posts: 22,172
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    No but I encountered a lot of Scots the odd thing is that they seemed to be more civilised and throughout history they were viewed as savage barbarians.

    Young Irish lassies have started to become sluttier over the past decade or so, I mean very slutty.

    I wish!! You must be going to some very dodgy venues if that is your experience.... So where are the slutty girls to be found... just out of curiosity
  • vosnevosne Posts: 14,131
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    No you see it was a urinal thing that was set up for people who didn't want to wait for the portaloos, it was facing a Bush

    Didn't Kate mind?
  • rupert_pupkinrupert_pupkin Posts: 3,975
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    irishguy wrote: »
    I wish!! You must be going to some very dodgy venues if that is your experience.... So where are the slutty girls to be found... just out of curiosity

    Eminem concerts, magaluf.....
  • Hollie_LouiseHollie_Louise Posts: 39,975
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    Sounds like a half decent weekend lol.

    In all seriousness though, don't call people sluts. It doesn't make you any better than they are.
  • JurassicMarkJurassicMark Posts: 12,843
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    What exactly did you expect at a music festival? it's well known that these sorts of things occur at such events.

    Why don't you go to a Christian music event, where there is no sex, drugs, alcohol or decent music. And I'm sure all the females will dress modestly and not stir up any ungodly thoughts. :)
  • A321A321 Posts: 6,363
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    sodavlac wrote: »
    This thread will go down well. :D

    Don't say 'go down'. The OP will be off again.
  • EspressoEspresso Posts: 18,047
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    I doubt every word of this OP.

    There's no way the OP's let out on his own.
    Or let out at all, come to that.
  • irishguyirishguy Posts: 22,172
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    Eminem concerts, magaluf.....

    Or maybe Magherfelt is the **** capital of the north... Maybe I need to check it out... to ensure nothing immoral is going on, of course
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