I don't know which is worse, this or the horsey outfit
oh my days, they need to hand out brain bleach at her promotions, how hideous is that. She looks like she bathed in creasote and needs a good scrub. She is 35 and still thinks she is a disney princess, what a farce. Kev looked a right plonker, he needs to learn to stick up for himself
The Sun aren't being very kind to their columnist as they've captioned a picture of a toilet roll cover doll with 'Lookalike ... did Katie Price get her inspiration for her latest outfit in the loo?'
Yes, poor Kev, he couldn't possibly look more of a prat - yet he's still got a devoted smile on his face.
The Sun aren't being very kind to their columnist as they've captioned a picture of a toilet roll cover doll with 'Lookalike ... did Katie Price get her inspiration for her latest outfit in the loo?'
Yes, poor Kev, he couldn't possibly look more of a prat - yet he's still got a devoted smile on his face.
The Sun aren't being very kind to their columnist as they've captioned a picture of a toilet roll cover doll with 'Lookalike ... did Katie Price get her inspiration for her latest outfit in the loo?'
Yes, poor Kev, he couldn't possibly look more of a prat - yet he's still got a devoted smile on his face.
I don't know which is worse, this or the horsey outfit
Her face looks about three shades darker than her neck!:D
Love this quote:-
Speaking to Digital Spy about the photo shoot, Price said: "I'm not being big headed (translation = yes I am!), it is an absolute fact (translation = no it isn't!) - I don't know any other celebrity who has products out that makes an effort like me (translation = I don't know any other celebrity who's as desperate as me).
"You get people who try, but it doesn't really work (translation = if their management/agents suggest it, they tell them to go forth and multiply). I'd rather make an effort and make it fun instead of just standing holding my book (translation = I'm so desperate I'd dress as as one of Cindarella's ugly sisters to promote this book)... When I'm proud of a product I want to promote it and promote it good (translation = I'd do anything to sell my tat.")
Her face looks about three shades darker than her neck!:D
Love this quote:-
Speaking to Digital Spy about the photo shoot, Price said: "I'm not being big headed (translation = yes I am!), it is an absolute fact (translation = no it isn't!) - I don't know any other celebrity who has products out that makes an effort like me (translation = I don't know any other celebrity who's as desperate as me).
"You get people who try, but it doesn't really work (translation = if their management/agents suggest it, they tell them to go forth and multiply). I'd rather make an effort and make it fun instead of just standing holding my book (translation = I'm so desperate I'd dress as as one of Cindarella's ugly sisters to promote this book)... When I'm proud of a product I want to promote it and promote it good (translation = I'd do anything to sell my tat.")
"I'm not going into detail but it has been more difficult. But the next few months I'm really looking forward to. There's lots happening."
Pressed for further details on what's coming up next, the 35-year-old said: "I'm going back [to the US] in July.I'm not one of these who are like, 'Oh my God, I wanna break America but if the offers are there I'd be mad to turn them down."
Also - this year apparently Katie didnt know she was going to have a baby this year... and things have gone wrong - no detail of course.
But despite all that - there's also a trip to USA in July - as well as Australia gosh that's a lot of long haul for a heavily pregnant lady who has a 'delicate' pregnancy... :eek:
"I'm not going into detail but it has been more difficult. But the next few months I'm really looking forward to. There's lots happening."
Pressed for further details on what's coming up next, the 35-year-old said: "I'm going back [to the US] in July.I'm not one of these who are like, 'Oh my God, I wanna break America but if the offers are there I'd be mad to turn them down."
LMAO
I SO want her on Elen De Generes or similar .....but I'm thinking it might be Gerry Springer re-visited.
Also - this year apparently Katie didnt know she was going to have a baby this year... and things have gone wrong - no detail of course.
But despite all that - there's also a trip to USA in July - as well as Australia gosh that's a lot of long haul for a heavily pregnant lady who has a 'delicate' pregnancy... :eek:
Wild speculation & conspiracy theories anyone..?
She sounds even more inarticulte than usual, which is funny considering she's promoting her book wot she wrote...
Also - this year apparently Katie didnt know she was going to have a baby this year... and things have gone wrong - no detail of course.
But despite all that - there's also a trip to USA in July - as well as Australia gosh that's a lot of long haul for a heavily pregnant lady who has a 'delicate' pregnancy... :eek:
Wild speculation & conspiracy theories anyone..?
I really can't see her doing all that mileage whilst in the last month of her pregnancy,no decent mother would put that kind of pressure on an already fragile pregnancy.......well,i'd like to think she wouldn't:rolleyes: She needs to grow out of this pink princess rubbish,she's 35(and if the rumours are true38) she looks ridiculous.
"I'm not going into detail but it has been more difficult. But the next few months I'm really looking forward to. There's lots happening."
Pressed for further details on what's coming up next, the 35-year-old said: "I'm going back [to the US] in July.I'm not one of these who are like, 'Oh my God, I wanna break America but if the offers are there I'd be mad to turn them down."
LMAO
Didn't her best mate michelle clingon heaton get a bit of work out there,maybe she wants to see if there is any for her lol
She has made fools of every bloke she has married/ dated since Pete by making them dress up and flog her ghost writers books for her, I could write her relationship script please read Kev if you want to know what you will be doing for the rest of your marriage (which we all know will be short) it is always pic release of new man with kids first new family, then it's fair ground ride, then it's the races, then the he is the one story, which funnily enough it the name of the book, which leads into the next stage dress up as idiot and help flog my books I don't write. then if I remember right, he is boring me, then he uses all my money and leaves me to pay bills, then it's divorce, then while dating new guy slag of ex in papers.
She has made fools of every bloke she has married/ dated since Pete by making them dress up and flog her ghost writers books for her, I could write her relationship script please read Kev if you want to know what you will be doing for the rest of your marriage (which we all know will be short) it is always pic release of new man with kids first new family, then it's fair ground ride, then it's the races, then the he is the one story, which funnily enough it the name of the book, which leads into the next stage dress up as idiot and help flog my books I don't write. then if I remember right, he is boring me, then he uses all my money and leaves me to pay bills, then it's divorce, then while dating new guy slag of ex in papers.
You very nearly got it right - you forgot the bit about him being really crap in bed, and having a penis the size of a chipolata
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Certainly one way to get people subscribing.
I don't know which is worse, this or the horsey outfit
:eek: She looks like she has been dipped in creosote! No doubt she will kiss a few more frogs in the future!
oh my days, they need to hand out brain bleach at her promotions, how hideous is that. She looks like she bathed in creasote and needs a good scrub. She is 35 and still thinks she is a disney princess, what a farce. Kev looked a right plonker, he needs to learn to stick up for himself
Oh for goodness sake !......could they both look any more totally ridiculous ?
Why do these men endure such humiliation ?
Those pics are hilarious and MOST worthy of three rylans ->:D:D:D
Why is Kev on a night out with Ru Paul? :eek:
Yes, poor Kev, he couldn't possibly look more of a prat - yet he's still got a devoted smile on his face.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/4974345/super-tanned-katie-price-slips-into-yet-another-jor-dropping-outfit.html#ixzz2WaYek3Ip
Even married men with kids will happily volunteer to look like fan*ys. http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/10/21/article-1221980-06E86701000005DC-610_306x717.jpg
Good grief :eek: they have given her a right slagging off
In all honesty though, does she think she looks good or are Disney princesses orange?
Poor Kev.
She really is getting her money's worth out of him isn't she?
Her face looks about three shades darker than her neck!:D
Love this quote:-
Speaking to Digital Spy about the photo shoot, Price said: "I'm not being big headed (translation = yes I am!), it is an absolute fact (translation = no it isn't!) - I don't know any other celebrity who has products out that makes an effort like me (translation = I don't know any other celebrity who's as desperate as me).
"You get people who try, but it doesn't really work (translation = if their management/agents suggest it, they tell them to go forth and multiply). I'd rather make an effort and make it fun instead of just standing holding my book (translation = I'm so desperate I'd dress as as one of Cindarella's ugly sisters to promote this book)... When I'm proud of a product I want to promote it and promote it good (translation = I'd do anything to sell my tat.")
Lol to quote a great Scottish programme " Taxi for a couple a fan*ies":D
Just about sums her up
Pressed for further details on what's coming up next, the 35-year-old said: "I'm going back [to the US] in July.I'm not one of these who are like, 'Oh my God, I wanna break America but if the offers are there I'd be mad to turn them down."
LMAO
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/news/a491188/katie-price-on-difficult-pregnancy-things-have-gone-wrong.html
Also - this year apparently Katie didnt know she was going to have a baby this year... and things have gone wrong - no detail of course.
But despite all that - there's also a trip to USA in July - as well as Australia gosh that's a lot of long haul for a heavily pregnant lady who has a 'delicate' pregnancy... :eek:
Wild speculation & conspiracy theories anyone..?
She sounds even more inarticulte than usual, which is funny considering she's promoting her book wot she wrote...
You very nearly got it right - you forgot the bit about him being really crap in bed, and having a penis the size of a chipolata
She looks like she has been dipped in sh ..... something :eek: