101 things you've learnt from The Apprentice

[Deleted User] · 27/05/12 - 17:28

I'll start.

That it doesn't pay to be nice, as you will be 'regretfully' fired.

[Deleted User] · 27/05/12 - 17:36

ive learned that if you watch a show at end, it shows next week episode, and u see alan sugar pointing at the fired person

so when u watch the next again week, once the 3 possible people getting fired return to the boardroom....if you remember what way he points , you know who is leaving

Mr_XcX · 27/05/12 - 17:45

I've learnt never to buy 100 chickens for 100 pizza's

hownwbrowncow · 27/05/12 - 17:48

#4 I've learnt that business can be exciting.

Mr_XcX · 27/05/12 - 17:51

#5 I've learnt the sky is not the limit as there are footprints on the moon

[Deleted User] · 27/05/12 - 18:19

#6 I've learnt that small piece of card that one can draw on is not the next big thing in children's toys.

Enidan · 27/05/12 - 18:21

#7 You may not always get away with exaggerating educational qualifications on a CV.

Inkblot · 27/05/12 - 18:46

#8 Being the best salesperson in an entire company does not mean you can actually sell

[Deleted User] · 27/05/12 - 18:50

'funny' videos are not suitable for wine ads

pothuthic · 27/05/12 - 18:53

10. That Caracas is a capital

[Deleted User] · 27/05/12 - 18:57

Alan sugar likes a bet

why number them? at right side of blue bar has a number

SteelEdge · 27/05/12 - 19:35

Never rest a trampoline against your front when screwing the legs in on national tv! :eek:

DICKENS99 · 27/05/12 - 19:38

Despite what my maths teacher told me you can apparently go beyond 100%.......though whether you can go beyond 100% without sounding like a tit is still questionable...

meglosmurmurs · 27/05/12 - 20:03

That being a key cog doesn't mean anything.

Mark39London · 27/05/12 - 20:10

If you really want a career, go and get on sorting one out. Don’t go for 15 minutes of fame on a TV show, because you will be used and edited to provide ratings.
If you are fresh out of university or under 25, don’t constantly bang on about being the best at this or that, because it is highly likely that you aren’t.

madetomeasure · 27/05/12 - 21:01

Don't believe that you have to slog to get appointments made - they are all made for you or if you have to make your own, the first person you speak to will not only agree to see you but will buy off you.

Monkseal · 27/05/12 - 23:25

You can ask a guy to pull down his pants in the workplace, in order to show you his penis, and it's not sexual harassment. You just wanted to make sure he was Jewish. Honest.