Oh God, so the racist woman I deleted off my facebook is pregnant again. She'd already lost three babies through miscarriages. Apparently, according to her own comments on FB, she lost twin babies because she wasn't eating enough food! :eek:
Anyway, here's the latest:
I only find this stuff out because people on my friends list comment on this rubbish! :rolleyes:
I wish I had some car crashes Thank god for this place!
I had a friend who posted that it was her baby's six month birthday. They had a party and everything. That's not a thing, is it? If it is, I'm 30 and six months and I demand a party!
I have this rather odd manchild who seems to think people cannot go back into his history to see what he's said. About a year ago he claimed he was gay, telling everybody, including family members - Now I'm not very close to this person, he just posts enough status daily that I know of him and he's very very annoying. Recently I saw his relationship status change, too in a relationship with a girl and do you know those Askfm things? he posts those to his facebook and people are like "What the hell, we thought you were gay" and he replies with "WTF you ****, I never said I was gay. thats disgusting" and basically posts a whole a status about how he could never be gay... Insulting gays aside, how stupid does he actually think people are?!?
Some one on mine has just posted a photo of their child looking sad sporting a cut and bruised face (with no explanation obviously!)
I have visions of her going "Look sad for mummy!", the child's granddad has just posted that he wasn't actually sad, just trying to watch TV while mum took the photo of him for Facebook!
I hate parents posting photos of their child's injury's and tagging them at the hospital for attention for themselves. it's disgusting!
"De-friending time"
"Gonna clean up my friends list"
"Time to delete people from here"
Or any other similar phrase. Cue comments of "I hope it won't be me/I hope I survive the cull." If you are going to delete people just get on with it. The way I see it is that it seems people only announce it so they get all the "I hope it won't be me" type comments.
I actually love it when people put up those statuses, I always immediately unfriend them
I joined DS just so I could post in this topic. Anyway, there's one woman on my FB I've just had to delete because she's always coming out with statuses like this:
And this:
Then there's this:
Can you believe she's twenty-six?! And who on earth calls a two-year-old "sexy"? :eek: I also can't stand the way she abuses anybody foreign! Christ, I can't believe I went to school with her.
Funny thing is, all the "forana's" probably have better Enlgish than she does :rolleyes:
A friend I knew since school posted a rather racist tirade just after the Lee Rigby incident. I had to delete her because it was disgusting. I barely ever see her anyway but I don't have time for all that. it was unnecessary and I am sure a few people probably weren't impressed
Someone just uploaded a pic of her son in a buggy with the caption "my lil man! xx"
Hes four for crying out loud! In a buggy in his school uniform! The buggy looks way too small for him and hes capable of running and walking so god knows why she still pushes him around everywhere!
Ditto. I had a FB-enabled school reunion at the end of August and out of the 15 of us there were only 3 I had the time of day for and these are friends who are in my "regular rotation" (excuse the phrase but I'm from Ireland, but live in the UK so don't see them as frequently).
Especially when one of them squealed "Oh I love your FB posts, you're just like Bridget Jones or one of them crazy girls!"
:mad:
Oh, and (rant continues) the rest of them couldn't speak about anything other than their kids. Please let me never be that person, oh I won't, because I'm not having them! Ever.
There's a back-handed compliment if ever I heard one! :eek:
I see nothing wrong with this.
(Unless it's like a scan update every week or something )
But they all look the same,it's a weird blurry black and white blob. If you mixed a load of scan pictures up, nobody would be able to pick out their own. I'm not even bothered by my own babies scan picture so I sure as hell don't give a crap about other peoples. Just write a post saying that you're having a baby.
Had yet another "Happy 4th birthday to my beautiful daughter". I just cannot see the point. It's the equivalent of writing a card to your daughter and then giving it to a random stranger.
Someone just uploaded a pic of her son in a buggy with the caption "my lil man! xx"
Hes four for crying out loud! In a buggy in his school uniform! The buggy looks way too small for him and hes capable of running and walking so god knows why she still pushes him around everywhere!
Some serious bullying to be contended with if he is being delivered to school in a buggy. Kids remember that shit.
But they all look the same,it's a weird blurry black and white blob. If you mixed a load of scan pictures up, nobody would be able to pick out their own. I'm not even bothered by my own babies scan picture so I sure as hell don't give a crap about other peoples. Just write a post saying that you're having a baby.
Had yet another "Happy 4th birthday to my beautiful daughter". I just cannot see the point. It's the equivalent of writing a card to your daughter and then giving it to a random stranger.
Agreed with that! Then the 'where has the time gone?!'
A friend's sister had a baby about a year ago, since then her updates are all about her son. Fair enough. She's said on numerous occasions 'My son is my life!!!' and 'My life is complete.' She's been dating a guy for about 2 weeks now - the other night her update was 'My life is finally complete now' Her new fella and she kept exchanging messages, til her sister chipped in 'Aren't you two together??' She replied 'Lol, Yeah, we're in bed!! Lol!' Really?!
Someone has started doing these 'another fabulous weekend. Highlights include x, y, and z' No one replies so she tries again - I loved doing x, y and z at the weekend, maybe I'll try a, b, and c next weekend!'
I had a friend who posted that it was her baby's six month birthday. They had a party and everything. That's not a thing, is it? If it is, I'm 30 and six months and I demand a party!
Well, these brain dead morons need something to keep them entertained. If they hadn't been celebrating the baby's "six month day" they'd probably have been in town, as usual, slopping beer down themselves, screaming abuse at people and hoiking up their tops to exhibit their breasts. At least their self-indulgent and pointless party might have kept them off the streets for one night.
Someone just uploaded a pic of her son in a buggy with the caption "my lil man! xx"
Hes four for crying out loud! In a buggy in his school uniform! The buggy looks way too small for him and hes capable of running and walking so god knows why she still pushes him around everywhere!
He'll still be sitting in it when he's fourteen, and his mum will still be uploading her "My lil man" pics to Facebook.
It’s not abut de kissing, holdin hands, de d8s, de sex, and showin off. It’s abut been with su1 ho makes u happii in a way that no1 else can. It’s abot being with some1 hoo accepts u and ur werdnss. It’s about bein ureslef around dem and dey can be deir self around you. HAPPIII EIGHT MONFF ANNVERSAY BABY...
The definition of anniversary from Wiki: An anniversary is a day that commemorates or celebrates a past event that occurred on the same date of the year as the initial event.(Hence annunally)
For God's sake.
The whole anniversary thing to celebrate a random amount of time you've been with someone annoys me generally. I mean you don't celebrate your birthday again just because its 23 days since your last one!
Also, the writing on that status gave me a headache! Why change 'happy' to 'happiiii'.....it is not even quicker to type!
Well i think nw the time to say nyt to everyone and hit the pillow as busy day tomorrow got to get up early and get ready and go to court nt me btw someone else i just said i will be there x x
Asif my nan just told me that my ex daz has had half his ear shot of lol gives me bare jokes that does
Well is sat on the sofa watching emmerdale then coro then eastenders having snuggles with my man and it is well comfey love him lots like jelly tots x x x x x x
Is sat upstairs under the quilt and watching tv as i am very ill chest infection and also got siatica and it kills like no 1ns buissness i want my man to cme and cuddle me make me feel better x x x x x x
Well that is weird my man just noticed i got a scar under my eye and i have never noticed it my life lol but still i love him x x x
I could definitely go on...
*bangs head against wall repeatedly* It's less painful than translating those statuses!
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I wish I had some car crashes
I have visions of her going "Look sad for mummy!", the child's granddad has just posted that he wasn't actually sad, just trying to watch TV while mum took the photo of him for Facebook!
I hate parents posting photos of their child's injury's and tagging them at the hospital for attention for themselves. it's disgusting!
Is this a spoof profile by any chance? People simply can't be that stupid
Funny thing is, all the "forana's" probably have better Enlgish than she does :rolleyes:
Someone posts this over and over again, then another time she's constantly whingeing about how fed up she is
Hes four for crying out loud! In a buggy in his school uniform! The buggy looks way too small for him and hes capable of running and walking so god knows why she still pushes him around everywhere!
I see nothing wrong with this.
(Unless it's like a scan update every week or something
Hear hear!
Just noticed my typo, too late to edit
But not as good as the "unfriend" button.
But they all look the same,it's a weird blurry black and white blob. If you mixed a load of scan pictures up, nobody would be able to pick out their own. I'm not even bothered by my own babies scan picture so I sure as hell don't give a crap about other peoples. Just write a post saying that you're having a baby.
Had yet another "Happy 4th birthday to my beautiful daughter". I just cannot see the point. It's the equivalent of writing a card to your daughter and then giving it to a random stranger.
Some serious bullying to be contended with if he is being delivered to school in a buggy. Kids remember that shit.
Nice try, perv!
You could have got away with it by pretending to be ironic.
Agreed with that! Then the 'where has the time gone?!'
A friend's sister had a baby about a year ago, since then her updates are all about her son. Fair enough. She's said on numerous occasions 'My son is my life!!!' and 'My life is complete.' She's been dating a guy for about 2 weeks now - the other night her update was 'My life is finally complete now' Her new fella and she kept exchanging messages, til her sister chipped in 'Aren't you two together??' She replied 'Lol, Yeah, we're in bed!! Lol!' Really?!
Someone has started doing these 'another fabulous weekend. Highlights include x, y, and z' No one replies so she tries again - I loved doing x, y and z at the weekend, maybe I'll try a, b, and c next weekend!'
Well, these brain dead morons need something to keep them entertained. If they hadn't been celebrating the baby's "six month day" they'd probably have been in town, as usual, slopping beer down themselves, screaming abuse at people and hoiking up their tops to exhibit their breasts. At least their self-indulgent and pointless party might have kept them off the streets for one night.
The "Sooooo happy" posts will be when she is sitting red-faced and drunk on her settee, trying to work out why she is simultaneously drunk and bored.
Surely being drunk is all about good times? Okay, better post on Facebook that I'm "sooooooo happy" - that should convince me that I am.
Her fed up moments will be when she hasn't got money for drink, or when she's spending the day vomiting and nursing a hangover.
He'll still be sitting in it when he's fourteen, and his mum will still be uploading her "My lil man" pics to Facebook.
Haha!
I'm sure there are plenty like her on there. It shouldn't take you long to find one.
You're drunk, aren't you.
"happy times" or "sad times" or "drunk times".
The whole anniversary thing to celebrate a random amount of time you've been with someone annoys me generally. I mean you don't celebrate your birthday again just because its 23 days since your last one!
Also, the writing on that status gave me a headache! Why change 'happy' to 'happiiii'.....it is not even quicker to type!
*bangs head against wall repeatedly* It's less painful than translating those statuses!