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Tokyo Phantom Ejaculator Is Finally Caught

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http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/10/mystery-train-ejaculator-who-sprayed-semen-on-100-women-is-caught-at-last-5143391/
Detectives have solved the mystery of a phantom ejaculator on a crowded train route who is thought to have sprayed more than 100 women with semen since 2011.

A middle-aged man, Tetsuya Fukuda, 40 has been arrested for the attacks on crowded trains between Kinshicho and Akihabara stations in the capital Tokyo.

When arrested, he said, ‘I get excited when in close contact with a woman on a crowded train.’

He is thought to have cut holes in his jacket pockets so he could pleasure himself.

He was caught after DNA tests on semen found on a teenage schoolgirl’s skirt.

It's one of those horrible stories where you find some kind of weird humour at the term "phantom ejaculator" but realise what he's actually done is disgusting.
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    annette kurtenannette kurten Posts: 39,543
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    ewwwww.
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    Madridista23Madridista23 Posts: 9,422
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    He would have a name starting with Fuk......... :D
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    BastardBeaverBastardBeaver Posts: 11,903
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    Yea I did laugh at the title then gasped at the actual story.

    Couldn't he just go and wank over his Nintendo DS like everybody else!
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    PictoPicto Posts: 24,270
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    Thank god for that. I've been avoiding using trains between Kinshicho and Akihabara stations in the capital Tokyo for this very reason. Now I can travel that route in peace if I was ever in Japan. :)
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    Si_CreweSi_Crewe Posts: 40,202
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    I guess the OP and I take an interest in very different types of news story.
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    TrollHunterTrollHunter Posts: 12,496
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    he said, ‘I get excited when in close contact with a woman...'
    Sounds like some of the members on DS :D
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    PictoPicto Posts: 24,270
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    TrollHunter wrote: »
    Sounds like some of the members on DS :D

    Don't be daft. These members never come into close contact with women.
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    SJ_MentalSJ_Mental Posts: 16,138
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    My doctor informed me I must stop masturbating immediately, Apparently it scares the other patients.
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    Si_CreweSi_Crewe Posts: 40,202
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    SJ_Mental wrote: »
    My doctor informed me I must stop masturbating immediately, Apparently it scares the other patients.

    And it makes a right mess on the waiting-room carpet.
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    Diamond HeadDiamond Head Posts: 517
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    SJ_Mental wrote: »
    My doctor informed me I must stop masturbating immediately, Apparently it scares the other patients.

    I was enjoying a hand shandy the other day, but I kept thinking "why are the others in this train carriage staring at me?".
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    ArcanaArcana Posts: 37,521
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    Reminds me of that scene in Silence Of The Lambs.
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    JasonJason Posts: 76,557
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    Si_Crewe wrote: »
    I guess the OP and I take an interest in very different types of news story.

    That we do Si, that we do :D

    I've noticed a lot of weird stories along these lines from the far east as well. I once saw a video of a woman in a mirrored box out in the street talking to people with only her head poking out of the top.

    Inside the box was all sorts of nasty things going on .. :o
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    CravenHavenCravenHaven Posts: 13,953
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    JasonWatkins wrote: »
    It's one of those horrible stories where you find some kind of weird humour at the term "phantom ejaculator" but realise what he's actually done is disgusting.
    So disgusting you couldn't bring yourself to write a thread about it I see
    :kitty:
    (fapfapfapfap)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,567
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    Those Japanese trains look so crowded it's actually very difficult NOT to rub yourself up against a schoolgirl.

    That would be my defence if it came to trial.

    Japanese blokes are very weird with the fetishy sex thing.
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    agrainofsandagrainofsand Posts: 8,693
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    phantom sneeze is still on the loose though...
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    Miss XYZMiss XYZ Posts: 14,023
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    The bit where it says he's "thought to have sprayed more that 100 women with semen" makes me wanna throw up!
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    LyricalisLyricalis Posts: 57,958
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    So it wasn't ectoplasm then?
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    Phoenix LazarusPhoenix Lazarus Posts: 17,306
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    Miss XYZ wrote: »
    The bit where it says he's "thought to have sprayed more that 100 women with semen" makes me wanna throw up!

    Yeah. 99-minus, just a typical little pastime. Over 100, gross self-indulgence.
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    bluebladeblueblade Posts: 88,859
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    JasonWatkins wrote: »
    http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/10/mystery-train-ejaculator-who-sprayed-semen-on-100-women-is-caught-at-last-5143391/



    It's one of those horrible stories where you find some kind of weird humour at the term "phantom ejaculator" but realise what he's actually done is disgusting.

    I'm glad the guy has been caught. He's an absolute tosser ^_^

    Joking aside though, there are some seriously weird people out there.
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    mountymounty Posts: 19,155
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    Arcana wrote: »
    Reminds me of that scene in Silence Of The Lambs.

    yes he had a good nose
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    zx50zx50 Posts: 91,270
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    Urgh! Talk about weird.
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    BrianlionBrianlion Posts: 2,722
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    made me chuckle
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    Keyser_Soze1Keyser_Soze1 Posts: 25,182
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    Well everybody needs a hobby. :D
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    RaferRafer Posts: 14,231
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    Well done to the police. I knew they would pull it off.
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    exlordlucanexlordlucan Posts: 35,375
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    It must have been a quick wank because it's only a 6 min journey between the two stations.
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