When was the last time you had sex?

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  • shhhhhshhhhh Posts: 3,752
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    Law of averages...it had to happen eventually :D

    I suppose so.:cool:
  • Summer BreezeSummer Breeze Posts: 4,399
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    marc_p88 wrote: »
    Wasn't asking you to swoon. I'm just being honest.


    How do you know you are good though?
    Do the ladies tell you so?
    Can you shag for hours on end?
    Can you make a woman orgasm in many ways?
  • shhhhhshhhhh Posts: 3,752
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    Miss XYZ wrote: »
    I remember when you thought I was a male trucker purely because I have an X in my username!! Lol :D

    Tbf I don't believe for a minute that the OP is the girl in the picture on their profile.

    But its amazing how many naïve people would believe it though.
  • shhhhhshhhhh Posts: 3,752
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    Can you make a woman orgasm in many ways?

    I never worry about that tbh.

    If she orgasms she orgasms, but if she doesn't well its not the end of the world is it?:confused:
  • James FrederickJames Frederick Posts: 53,184
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    marc_p88 wrote: »
    Okay. I'm not being bigheaded. Even escorts I've been with have been surprised how intense I am. Age has nothing to do with it imo. It's all about knowledge and communication.

    Well TBF if your paying them they will tell you what you want to hear.
  • RebelScumRebelScum Posts: 16,008
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    marc_p88 wrote: »
    A while. Which is not good for a young guy like myself. There just aren't many girls who can handle me tbh. I am a bit of an aminal in the bedroom.

    At which point do you realise this? Can you just tell by looking at a woman that she wouldn't be able to handle you?
  • shhhhhshhhhh Posts: 3,752
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    Well TBF if your paying them they will tell you what you want to hear.

    Oh dear:o
  • Jesse PinkmanJesse Pinkman Posts: 5,794
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    I'm doing it right now!!!

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    Damn I stood on the keyboard.
  • Summer BreezeSummer Breeze Posts: 4,399
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    shhhhh wrote: »
    I never worry about that tbh.

    If she orgasms she orgasms, but if she doesn't well its not the end of the world is it?:confused:


    I agree, but some men seem to think it is the be all and end all to make a woman orgasm.
  • ChipPaperChipPaper Posts: 18,521
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    RebelScum wrote: »
    At which point do you realise this? Can you just tell by looking at a woman that she wouldn't be able to handle you?

    I think he realises when they run away from him. Either that, or they're just lesbians.
  • Miss XYZMiss XYZ Posts: 14,023
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    shhhhh wrote: »
    But its amazing how many naïve people would believe it though.

    Yes, that's very true.
    Well TBF if your paying them they will tell you what you want to hear.

    Hahaha :D
  • James FrederickJames Frederick Posts: 53,184
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    shhhhh wrote: »
    Oh dear:o

    True though they are not going to say "Well that was crap don't bother hiring me again"
  • shhhhhshhhhh Posts: 3,752
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    I agree, but some men seem to think it is the be all and end all to make a woman orgasm.

    Its nice if they do but like I said, its not something that I worry about.:cool:
  • agrainofsandagrainofsand Posts: 8,693
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    Miss XYZ wrote: »
    I remember when you thought I was a male trucker purely because I have an X in my username!! Lol :D

    Tbf I don't believe for a minute that the OP is the girl in the picture on their profile.

    Add me to the list of cynics...
  • marc_p88marc_p88 Posts: 1,133
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    Well TBF if your paying them they will tell you what you want to hear.

    I've only been with 4 escorts. I have slept with normal club girls, party girls too. I am not a fan of one night stands that much any more, as It just feels unhygienic. I am really fussy about hygiene, especially if it involves oral sex.
  • marc_p88marc_p88 Posts: 1,133
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    shhhhh wrote: »
    I never worry about that tbh.

    If she orgasms she orgasms, but if she doesn't well its not the end of the world is it?:confused:

    In my opinion, that's a terrible way of thinking.
  • Summer BreezeSummer Breeze Posts: 4,399
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    marc_p88 wrote: »
    I've only been with 4 escorts. I have slept with normal club girls, party girls too. I am not a fan of one night stands that much any more, as It just feels unhygienic. I am really fussy about hygiene, especially if it involves oral sex.



    So your 4 visits to escorts and shags with club girls and party girls are not classed as one night stands then?
    I thought that a party girl was one who snorts coke by the way.
  • Pumping IronPumping Iron Posts: 29,891
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    marc_p88 wrote: »
    A while. Which is not good for a young guy like myself. There just aren't many girls who can handle me tbh. I am a bit of an aminal in the bedroom.

    A chicken?
  • ArmiArmi Posts: 3,317
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    This morning. Lifted the wife up onto the freezer and had a quickie.

    We're now barred from Sainsburys.
  • SoundboxSoundbox Posts: 6,235
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    Sex is so 1970's - it is out of fashion along with highly sugared drinks, coloured bathroom suites and wood cabinet CRT televisions. Strictly Come Dancing has replaced it for those wondering.
  • performingmonkperformingmonk Posts: 20,086
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    marc_p88 wrote: »
    I've only been with 4 escorts. I have slept with normal club girls, party girls too. I am not a fan of one night stands that much any more, as It just feels unhygienic. I am really fussy about hygiene, especially if it involves oral sex.

    Careful or you'll be rivalling jra's record for the number of lies about your life in a single thread...;)
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,666
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    Honest answer on Sunday, however that was the first time for months! (Probably 4 months)

    It was pretty shit tbh :blush: I had to fake a lot :o:blush:
  • shhhhhshhhhh Posts: 3,752
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    marc_p88 wrote: »
    In my opinion, that's a terrible way of thinking.

    Well its a good job that I never asked for your opinion isn't it?;-)
  • shhhhhshhhhh Posts: 3,752
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    Honest answer on Sunday, however that was the first time for months! (Probably 4 months)

    It was pretty shit tbh :blush: I had to fake a lot :o:blush:

    Shame on you faking.:(
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,606
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    10 inches as well, or just a stud muffin?
    It is the older blokes that are hard to handle not young guys :D

    I'll second that!
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