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Nigel_BourneNigel_Bourne Posts: 163
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So, Gary was the father of the Roman emperor Constantine and also fought at the Alamo.

Something tells me he has a less than tangible grip on reality.

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  • ForGodsSakeForGodsSake Posts: 16,235
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    some people believe in past life experience, some people believe in religion.
    We are all different.
  • BunionsBunions Posts: 15,020
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    Your thread title made me snigger but I still love him though :p
  • An ThropologistAn Thropologist Posts: 39,854
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    So, Gary was the father of the Roman emperor Constantine and also fought at the Alamo.

    Something tells me he has a less than tangible grip on reality.

    :confused:

    In 14 something or another too. Amazing.

    Why is it that people who think they are reincarnated were always well known historical figures in former lives and not some unknown farmer from who knows where/
  • patsylimerickpatsylimerick Posts: 22,124
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    The man is a genius and a legend. I was literally crying with laughter. That might just be my all-time favourite BB monologue.

    I want a transcript!!!!!!!!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,801
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    I reckon he was Alexander the Great's chief eunuch.
  • shazzersereshazzersere Posts: 593
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    He may be ill or perhaps he belives in it? whats the big deal?
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 168
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    Isn't it great? :D

    He is compelling viewing.
  • AddisonianAddisonian Posts: 16,377
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    Most imaginative thread title ever. Well done!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 281
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    Loads of people, especially in California and some places, believe in woo woo stuff like past life regression, scientology, kabbalah etc. Then again, some people believe in some guy up in heaven deciding if you should go to heaven or hell.
  • BunionsBunions Posts: 15,020
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    The man is a genius and a legend. I was literally crying with laughter. That might just be my all-time favourite BB monologue.

    I want a transcript!!!!!!!!
    He's just wiping the floor with them all whilst they snigger behind his back with their 'buffoon' type comments ;)
  • atkoatko Posts: 4,363
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    So, Gary was the father of the Roman emperor Constantine and also fought at the Alamo.

    Something tells me he has a less than tangible grip on reality.

    :confused:

    It's called Past Life Regression. That's what he was referring to, some people believe in it, some people think it's crap. It is fascinating though, I remember seeing Phillip Schofield do it once.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 281
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    In 14 something or another too. Amazing.

    Why is it that people who think they are reincarnated were always well known historical figures in former lives and not some unknown farmer from who knows where/

    I was a dung collector :(
  • Chief KegwinChief Kegwin Posts: 835
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    brilliant stuff from gb, i was pissing myself.
  • Captain KipperCaptain Kipper Posts: 9,913
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    The man is a genius and a legend. I was literally crying with laughter. That might just be my all-time favourite BB monologue.

    I want a transcript!!!!!!!!

    And said with a dead-pan voice. :D
  • trevor tigertrevor tiger Posts: 37,996
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    In 14 something or another too. Amazing.

    Why is it that people who think they are reincarnated were always well known historical figures in former lives and not some unknown farmer from who knows where/

    Just what I was thinking :D I can't remember exactly but believe I was the cleaner at the Alamo :cool: Phew what a mess.
  • Spidey1Spidey1 Posts: 2,279
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    It's true I remember his face when we did it in history in school. and everyone thought it was Gary then.

    the thing about Gary with me is I always think he's in a film when he's talking. James probably thinks Gary's in the kind of film where Gary would probably kill him for annoying him.
  • Mrs BBVMrs BBV Posts: 3,003
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    I don't know what the fuss is about. I was the Elizabeth Taylor of the Ming dynasty.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 281
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    Just what I was thinking :D I can't remember exactly but believe I was the cleaner at the Alamo :cool: Phew what a mess.

    More lemon pledge?
  • Captain KipperCaptain Kipper Posts: 9,913
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    I was Joan of Arc.
  • Cassie..Cassie.. Posts: 3,504
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    It's the best thing I've ever witnessed
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,543
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    The man is a genius and a legend. I was literally crying with laughter. That might just be my all-time favourite BB monologue.

    I want a transcript!!!!!!!!

    There is one, posted earlier from tellymix.
  • SpiritedAwaySpiritedAway Posts: 10,286
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    I don't think it's fair to criticize his beliefs in reincarnation. I don't subscribe to that but live and let live.

    But the dates and events Gary referred to sounded historically correct from what I remember so I think it's a little reckless and presumptuous to question his grasp on reality when he displays such a clear comprehension of the past.
  • jeanettexjeanettex Posts: 1,359
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    it is called reincarnation a lot of people believe in it
  • PercyBysshePercyBysshe Posts: 6,120
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    jeanettex wrote: »
    it is called reincarnation a lot of people believe in it

    Most Hindus, Buddhists, Scientologists and others believe in a form of reincarnation.
  • Janette800Janette800 Posts: 13,357
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    The man is a genius and a legend. I was literally crying with laughter. That might just be my all-time favourite BB monologue.

    I want a transcript!!!!!!!!

    Hi Patsy.....He's great isn't he.....Most entertainment I've had in a long time :D
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