Nicolo's new year resolutions..........

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Nicolo just tweeted:

Nico1o Nicolò Festa
After reading dance dance dance by haruki murakami I decided 2011 will be a year of WORK and self betterment. Oh, and bikram. And no hobnobs


Any advance on these excellent ideas?
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  • UnrealityTVUnrealityTV Posts: 1,399
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    TazerFloyd wrote: »
    2011 will be a year of WORK and self betterment
    He's booked singing lessons? That would be a start...
  • rbdcayrbdcay Posts: 12,041
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    He's booked singing lessons? That would be a start...

    Unfair and unjust...(Dannii Minogue I am waving my fist at you).

    As for Nicolo's resolutions, may I suggest he decides to get a new love interest (me!)
  • neelianeelia Posts: 24,186
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    LOL Love the balance of his aspitations. I hope that it is a great year for him :)
  • UnrealityTVUnrealityTV Posts: 1,399
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    rbdcay wrote: »
    Unfair and unjust...(Dannii Minogue I am waving my fist at you).

    As for Nicolo's resolutions, may I suggest he decides to get a new love interest (me!)
    Oh come on, just because you hve a fantasy fancy for an unreachable image on a TV screen doesn't mean you have to pretend it can sing!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 19,748
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    No hobnobs? What's life without hobnobs?!
  • batman.batman. Posts: 8,906
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    Nicolo makes me laugh on twitter :')
  • rbdcayrbdcay Posts: 12,041
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    Oh come on, just because you hve a fantasy fancy for an unreachable image on a TV screen doesn't mean you have to pretend it can sing!

    He can sing, but I am not going to argue about that.

    I do have to say he is more prodigious as a humorist though.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 170
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    rbdcay wrote: »
    Unfair and unjust...(Dannii Minogue I am waving my fist at you).

    As for Nicolo's resolutions, may I suggest he decides to get a new love interest (me!)

    Here's your big opportunity:

    Nico1o Nicolò Festa
    WHY am I so messy? I need a fawning dwarf on a leash to pick up my clothes from the floor
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 19,748
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    TazerFloyd wrote: »
    Here's your big opportunity:

    Nico1o Nicolò Festa
    WHY am I so messy? I need a fawning dwarf on a leash to pick up my clothes from the floor

    Haha Rbdcay, if you're quite short then this could be your ideal opportunity!:D
  • River_TamRiver_Tam Posts: 10,080
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    He needs a magazine column to unleash his bitchiness upon the world! He's brilliant!
  • rbdcayrbdcay Posts: 12,041
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    TazerFloyd wrote: »
    Here's your big opportunity:

    Nico1o Nicolò Festa
    WHY am I so messy? I need a fawning dwarf on a leash to pick up my clothes from the floor
    Glorfindel wrote: »
    Haha Rbdcay, if you're quite short then this could be your ideal opportunity!:D

    I can do the fawning and the leash but unfortunately I am far from short so I might have to chop off my legs but they are my best feature....

    Fortunately there would be no need to be picking clothes up from the floor, we won't need clothes at al....

    Sigh (I descend into smut once again), this is what he does to me. ;)
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 19,748
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    rbdcay wrote: »
    I can do the fawning and the leash but unfortunately I am far from short so I might have to chop off my legs but they are my best feature....

    Fortunately there would be no need to be picking clothes up from the floor, we won't need clothes at al....

    Sigh (I descend into smut once again), this is what he does to me. ;)

    Ummmm....*fans you to cool your ardour*

    Maybe you could offer him a fawning dwarf as a christmas gift? Get on his good side?;)
  • rbdcayrbdcay Posts: 12,041
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    Glorfindel wrote: »
    Ummmm....*fans you to cool your ardour*

    Maybe you could offer him a fawning dwarf as a christmas gift? Get on his good side?;)

    To me every side of him is good but I digress.

    It would look a pretty picture me turning up in a miss claus outfit holding two struggling dwarves in my arms and a leash in my mouth and ringing his doorbell singing Santa baby.

    Too much?
  • EvilLlamaThingyEvilLlamaThingy Posts: 6,667
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    River_Tam wrote: »
    He needs a magazine column to unleash his bitchiness upon the world! He's brilliant!

    Agreed. I love his sense of humour :D He's fantastic!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 19,748
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    rbdcay wrote: »
    To me every side of him is good but I digress.

    It would look a pretty picture me turning up in a miss claus outfit holding two struggling dwarves in my arms and a leash in my mouth and ringing his doorbell singing Santa baby.

    Too much?

    I'd rethink that bit - it's minus 12 out, it's a bit nippy. And...aren't you male? I'm sure you are!:confused:
  • EvilredzebraEvilredzebra Posts: 16,113
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    I am short, I could be his fawning dwarf. Sadly I'm also a girl so doubt I'd be of much interest!

    Love love love Nicolo - he makes me laugh out loud on a daily basis. Even more so than Wand Erection's miming!
  • rbdcayrbdcay Posts: 12,041
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    Glorfindel wrote: »
    I'd rethink that bit - it's minus 12 out, it's a bit nippy. And...aren't you male? I'm sure you are!:confused:

    I am but I thought a miss claus dress would show of my legs better...

    It's a little warmer in london and I'd go by taxi.
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    rbdcay wrote: »
    I am but I thought a miss claus dress would show of my legs better...

    It's a little warmer in london and I'd go by taxi.

    I'm pretty sure he's in Milan - there's a test of your devotion! Fancy joining the queue at Heathrow in your sexy santa costume?:D
  • PaparazzoPaparazzo Posts: 6,155
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    Glorfindel wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure he's in Milan - there's a test of your devotion! Fancy joining the queue at Heathrow in your sexy santa costume?:D

    Just watching your conversation had me in fits LMAO
  • rbdcayrbdcay Posts: 12,041
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    Glorfindel wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure he's in Milan - there's a test of your devotion! Fancy joining the queue at Heathrow in your sexy santa costume?:D

    I'd do it...I like Italy in the winter, hopefully he'll have a roaring fire and a bearskin rug (sorry gone all smutty again)....
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 18,013
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    What's a foreskin rug? :confused: I've just about got my head round slankets and now this?! :(
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    Paparazzo wrote: »
    Just watching your conversation had me in fits LMAO

    You are most welcome for the entertainment - this is the only thing keeping me awake due to volcanic levels of heat coming from my under-desk heater!
  • rbdcayrbdcay Posts: 12,041
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    ardwark wrote: »
    What's a foreskin rug? :confused: I've just about got my head round slankets and now this?! :(

    No one told you about that. It's my own invention (Shhhh)
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 19,748
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    rbdcay wrote: »
    No one told you about that. It's my own invention (Shhhh)

    You my friend are a creepy, wrong individual!:D
  • rbdcayrbdcay Posts: 12,041
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    Glorfindel wrote: »
    You my friend are a creepy, wrong individual!:D

    They started it...

    Ahhhh as always Glorfindel it has been an absolute pleasure. May I wish you a very merry Christmas and a happy New year ...

    Thanks for the laughs you have given me on this board.

    Here's hoping I have an equally happy new year when I get Nicolo wrapped in paper for Christmas...
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