Peter Andre Upsetting The Locals In Malta

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 26,449
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    I only clicked on this thread to see if Diamond Doll unleashed the 'A' word.

    She didn't let me down :D
  • DiamondDollDiamondDoll Posts: 21,460
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    bunny55 wrote: »
    Just when I think he has nothing left for me to laugh at:D:D

    Good to see you posting again.:)

    The abomination that is Andre never lets us down, does he?:D
  • DiamondDollDiamondDoll Posts: 21,460
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    I only clicked on this thread to see if Diamond Doll unleashed the 'A' word.

    She didn't let me down :D

    It would have been earlier but I've been busy.:D:D;)
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 26,449
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    It would have been earlier but I've been busy.:D:D;)

    It was worth the wait :p:D
  • Becky SharpeBecky Sharpe Posts: 669
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    Pezza ought to have been appointed Cultural Attaché to the Falkland Islands instead. In which case, the Argentine Government would be more than happy to let the UK keep 'em :cool:
  • DiamondDollDiamondDoll Posts: 21,460
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    It was worth the wait :p:D


    Oh shit.
    I really don't want to be so predictable.:o:o:D
  • Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    Will Malta change the National Anthem to Mysterious Girl?
  • lexi22lexi22 Posts: 16,394
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    I wonder how he'll spin it in his column of DOTYness?
  • Becky SharpeBecky Sharpe Posts: 669
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    Blondie X wrote: »
    Will Malta change the National Anthem to Mysterious Girl?

    M.A.L.T.A - it's insaniaah ..♫ ...
  • Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    lexi22 wrote: »
    I wonder how he'll spin it in his column of DOTYness?

    Hey fans, not only am I DOTY, I'm now MOTY. And that's not mum of the year LOL how insania would that be as I'm a dad not a mum but I'm so great I could be both. No in fact I'm actually Malteser of the year. LOL no that's not the chocolate you mad people, thats because I've been voted Cultural Ambassador of Malta by every person in the country. Junior and Princess say I'm their little malteser which is so cute. They also say I'm the bestdadintheworldeverandmuchgbetterthentheirmum but hye, they're my kids and I love them but I don't like to talk about it.
  • DiamondDollDiamondDoll Posts: 21,460
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    My fellow posters:)

    Just what would you give to have a man like this?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9IYILdjQjk
  • DiamondDollDiamondDoll Posts: 21,460
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    Blondie X wrote: »
    Hey fans, not only am I DOTY, I'm now MOTY. And that's not mum of the year LOL how insania would that be as I'm a dad not a mum but I'm so great I could be both. No in fact I'm actually Malteser of the year. LOL no that's not the chocolate you mad people, thats because I've been voted Cultural Ambassador of Malta by every person in the country. Junior and Princess say I'm their little malteser which is so cute. They also say I'm the bestdadintheworldeverandmuchgbetterthentheirmum but hye, they're my kids and I love them but I don't like to talk about it.

    Love it.:D:D:D
  • cnbcwatchercnbcwatcher Posts: 56,681
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    Blondie X wrote: »
    Hey fans, not only am I DOTY, I'm now MOTY. And that's not mum of the year LOL how insania would that be as I'm a dad not a mum but I'm so great I could be both. No in fact I'm actually Malteser of the year. LOL no that's not the chocolate you mad people, thats because I've been voted Cultural Ambassador of Malta by every person in the country. Junior and Princess say I'm their little malteser which is so cute. They also say I'm the bestdadintheworldeverandmuchgbetterthentheirmum but hye, they're my kids and I love them but I don't like to talk about it.

    Brilliant :D:D:D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 26,449
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    Oh shit.
    I really don't want to be so predictable.:o:o:D

    I loves it, don't you dare stop! :eek::D:D
  • DiamondDollDiamondDoll Posts: 21,460
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    I loves it, don't you dare stop! :eek::D:D

    :D:o:o
  • Jimmy ConnorsJimmy Connors Posts: 117,375
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    Ditto.

    I really thought that Malta considered itself to be more upmarket than the Costas.


    Why on earth does anyone consider this laughable has-been to be any kind of cultural ambassador to the island’s capital city Valletta? :confused:

    He's an abomination.;)

    There it is. :D;);) Hello DD! :D Fancy seeing your good self in here. :):)
  • DiamondDollDiamondDoll Posts: 21,460
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    There it is. :D;);) Hello DD! :D Fancy seeing your good self in here. :):)

    Ooops...........I really feel that I should disappear.:o

    Oh *insert sweary word^...............its truly awful to be known as PA's biggest detractor.:o

    Bollox.............he's an arse and its my duty to let the word know about his abominationness.
  • Jimmy ConnorsJimmy Connors Posts: 117,375
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    Ooops...........I really feel that I should disappear.:o

    Oh *insert sweary word^...............its truly awful to be known as PA's biggest detractor.:o

    Bollox.............he's an arse and its my duty to let the word know about his abominationness.

    :D:D No, don't change, DD! :D:D
  • Becky SharpeBecky Sharpe Posts: 669
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    Imho, every Cultural Ambassador needs a consort. And if this doesn't incite the Maltese people to riot, then nothing will.
  • Azura's StarAzura's Star Posts: 3,190
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    Oh ffs!
    PA and culture!!
    Really?
    The same PA who happily shared his "sex-tips" with the nation, and spent an entire series of crap tv dry-humping Jordan?
    On the other hand,this may be a cunning ruse by the people of Malta. Perhaps they are sick of being inundated with tourists,and will actually be displaying pictures of the CAOTY(cultural ambassador of the year) at their airports in an attempt to repel people at the borders.

    @DD-not predictable hun-just a shining beacon of consistency in the battle against the orange.
  • delazarousdelazarous Posts: 503
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    bunny55 wrote: »
    Just when I think he has nothing left for me to laugh at:D:D

    It's the gift that keeps on giving :D
  • Scarlett O HaraScarlett O Hara Posts: 195
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    Blondie X wrote: »
    Hey fans, not only am I DOTY, I'm now MOTY. And that's not mum of the year LOL how insania would that be as I'm a dad not a mum but I'm so great I could be both. No in fact I'm actually Malteser of the year. LOL no that's not the chocolate you mad people, thats because I've been voted Cultural Ambassador of Malta by every person in the country. Junior and Princess say I'm their little malteser which is so cute. They also say I'm the bestdadintheworldeverandmuchgbetterthentheirmum but hye, they're my kids and I love them but I don't like to talk about it.

    Absolute perfection. :D
  • Azura's StarAzura's Star Posts: 3,190
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    delazarous wrote: »
    It's the gift that keeps on giving :D

    What,like herpes?
  • Becky SharpeBecky Sharpe Posts: 669
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    Oh ffs!
    PA and culture!!
    Really?
    The same PA who happily shared his "sex-tips" with the nation, ........

    Yup. That's the one. :cool:
  • lexi22lexi22 Posts: 16,394
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    Blondie X wrote: »
    Hey fans, not only am I DOTY, I'm now MOTY. And that's not mum of the year LOL how insania would that be as I'm a dad not a mum but I'm so great I could be both. No in fact I'm actually Malteser of the year. LOL no that's not the chocolate you mad people, thats because I've been voted Cultural Ambassador of Malta by every person in the country. Junior and Princess say I'm their little malteser which is so cute. They also say I'm the bestdadintheworldeverandmuchgbetterthentheirmum but hye, they're my kids and I love them but I don't like to talk about it.

    :D:D The tragic thing is, I can actually hear him saying that.
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