Off trawling about with you or friends children celebrating the Devil's works under the guise of fun are you?
Enjoying the sweets and 'funny' masks, 'celebrating' souls in eternal torment are you?
Will you be out later drinking and carousing with your masks.
Have you really thought what you're doing?
It's not 'fun' it's an attempt to 'normalise' his works, sugar coating to disguise the darkness at it's heart.
Think on...
I agree. I normally call Halloween the "Devil's Birthday".
Dunno about favourite but I'll tell you which one is my least favourite.
The transvestite one in the Powerpuff Girls! Scary as f**k!
HIM was very scary. That voice.
I don't understand how any of the customs we participate in at Halloween could be deemed harmful? Certainly less harmful than foisting religious beliefs on a child, anywho.
Off trawling about with you or friends children celebrating the Devil's works under the guise of fun are you?
Enjoying the sweets and 'funny' masks, 'celebrating' souls in eternal torment are you?
Will you be out later drinking and carousing with your masks.
Have you really thought what you're doing?
It's not 'fun' it's an attempt to 'normalise' his works, sugar coating to disguise the darkness at it's heart.
:o:o
I missed this earlier. ARE THEY STILL ABOUT!!!!
I love 'em, got loads of them.
There was a web site ages back that reprinted them, don't know if it's still around.
So God punishes people with eternal torment and you think he's better than the Devil? I don't actually think the op is serious, but some people do actually promote God like that. "Turn away from evil or God will send you to a place of eternal suffering"... erm... which one is the evil being?
Excellent stuff - I often wonder if Christians ever bother to read their Bible.
Satan was hardly in it and his murder ratio is really quite pitiful compared to that of the 'all loving' God Yahweh - although estimates do vary I think the last one includes the flood. ^_^
Sadly, even if the OP isn't being serious, there are still people who think like this. I can't believe in this day and age people still condemn Halloween as being a celebration of "the Devil"... I know two people who think like this, and it really saddens me.
A thousand years from now, ancient manuscripts will be discovered. The "Books of Marvel" with the teachings of Stan Lee. It will be noted, that the people of the 20-21st Century worshiped several gods, clad in tights and capes of an array of varying colour. They will also find a temple, buried in the jungle of was once called Florida. These people worshipped a 4 foot mouse. After each vernal equinox, and before the summer solstice waned into autumn, they would bring their children for his blessings.
I take it the above is meant to be sarcasm towards those who think the above?
I hope so. Halloween has more to do with Buzz Lightyear than the Devil these days.
If Halloween is celebrating evil it's by promoting the all powerful, sinister Disney Corporation. Bet there were far more Disney Princesses prowling for treats than devils and demons.
Off trawling about with you or friends children celebrating the Devil's works under the guise of fun are you?
Enjoying the sweets and 'funny' masks, 'celebrating' souls in eternal torment are you?
Will you be out later drinking and carousing with your masks.
Have you really thought what you're doing?
It's not 'fun' it's an attempt to 'normalise' his works, sugar coating to disguise the darkness at it's heart.
Think on...
Yes thanks he even popped by for a few beers too, he is a bugger to beat at strip poker though.
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I agree. I normally call Halloween the "Devil's Birthday".
Why? It's just a contraction of All Hallows Evening. As today is All Hallows day.
Bit like Christmas Eve being followed by Christmas Day.
HIM was very scary. That voice.
I don't understand how any of the customs we participate in at Halloween could be deemed harmful? Certainly less harmful than foisting religious beliefs on a child, anywho.
Praise Satan!
Halloween fact: The man who voices Mojo Jojo on Powerpuff Girls is also the voice on the phone in the Scream movies.
Here ya go.
Had a big LOL at that!
So God punishes people with eternal torment and you think he's better than the Devil? I don't actually think the op is serious, but some people do actually promote God like that. "Turn away from evil or God will send you to a place of eternal suffering"... erm... which one is the evil being?
Excellent stuff - I often wonder if Christians ever bother to read their Bible.
Satan was hardly in it and his murder ratio is really quite pitiful compared to that of the 'all loving' God Yahweh - although estimates do vary I think the last one includes the flood. ^_^
http://www.bornagainpagan.com/other/017-god-v-satan.jpg
http://whanethewhip.wdfiles.com/local--files/motivational%3Abible-kill-count/kill-count.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-CRvK0kSBvos/Ub6KUWJtADI/AAAAAAAAAFE/pFz70x6OFFo/s640/Killers-of-the-Bible.jpg
A thousand years from now, ancient manuscripts will be discovered. The "Books of Marvel" with the teachings of Stan Lee. It will be noted, that the people of the 20-21st Century worshiped several gods, clad in tights and capes of an array of varying colour. They will also find a temple, buried in the jungle of was once called Florida. These people worshipped a 4 foot mouse. After each vernal equinox, and before the summer solstice waned into autumn, they would bring their children for his blessings.
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2014/184/3/e/deaths_in_the_bible__satan_vs__god__by_fiskefyren-d7p1j7g.jpg
Seems a pretty decent set of rules to me!
Huh. Those two got in with the cool gang and they changed. They changed.
I hope so. Halloween has more to do with Buzz Lightyear than the Devil these days.
If Halloween is celebrating evil it's by promoting the all powerful, sinister Disney Corporation. Bet there were far more Disney Princesses prowling for treats than devils and demons.
Yes thanks he even popped by for a few beers too, he is a bugger to beat at strip poker though.