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Will cher gain weight , now that Mary has left the house ?

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,141
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    :eek:;):o:D:D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 546
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    Mary stashed the Chicken and Mushroom Pot Noodles in her granny pants and the turkey twizzlers in her handbag
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    pgw71pgw71 Posts: 821
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    She'd need to pig out massively to make any visible difference between now and Saturday
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 72
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    What a pathetic thread :yawn:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 546
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    coenc wrote: »
    What a pathetic thread :yawn:

    I agree, let's complain to OFCOM ;)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 72
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    clarkanoid wrote: »
    I agree, let's complain to OFCOM ;)

    Off you go >>>>
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 336
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    coenc wrote: »
    What a pathetic thread :yawn:

    Yep totally agree , its the last thing we need on here, is something lighthearted :mad:
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    quasimoronquasimoron Posts: 20,996
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    Cher could do with fattening up and it might improve her temperament and attitude to eat something.They say hunger makes you cranky.She needs to lose the Bratz doll look.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 753
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    LOL. The thread is mean, but it's no different than most of the anti-cher thread on here, so I approve. :D
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    smashboxsmashbox Posts: 4,049
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    Odd question seen as Mary wasn't in the house anyway she was in a hotel> :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 336
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    smashbox wrote: »
    Odd question seen as Mary wasn't in the house anyway she was in a hotel> :D
    Drats !!! there goes my cheap laugh thread :eek:;)
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    smashbox wrote: »
    Odd question seen as Mary wasn't in the house anyway she was in a hotel> :D

    Wasn't that only for two days?:p
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    Depends how close the house and hotel were, as Mary's gravitational pull would surely affect the weight of those in orbit around her such as contestants and hotel staff?!
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    smashboxsmashbox Posts: 4,049
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    mrlimbo wrote: »
    Drats !!! there goes my cheap laugh thread :eek:;)

    :D There ya go:p I thought Cher only ate junk food anywhoo hence the spotty complexion:D
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    KookyKatieKookyKatie Posts: 3,031
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    clarkanoid wrote: »
    Mary stashed the Chicken and Mushroom Pot Noodles in her granny pants and the turkey twizzlers in her handbag

    Don't let her near the chips either! When Mary's at the dinner table, it's like she's trying to make up for the Irish Potato Famine all by herself.
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    It's impossible to eat around Mary, her gravitational pull sucks all the food in the vicinity down her mouth. It's impossible to escape. I'm surprised Cher herself hasn't been eaten, considering she so tiny.
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    Sara WebbSara Webb Posts: 7,885
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    Nasty, childish, worthless little thread.
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    Sara Webb wrote: »
    Nasty, childish, worthless little thread.

    Oh please. this isn't the first thread like this, nor will it be the last. I've given up trying to fight it, so I'm just joining in on the fun now. :p
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    KookyKatieKookyKatie Posts: 3,031
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    Andy90 wrote: »
    Wasn't that only for two days?:p

    Two sweet days. Cher must felt like a prisoner in Guantanamo coming off hunger strike.
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    Sara Webb wrote: »
    Nasty, childish, worthless little thread.

    Childish? Yes. Worthless? It's subjective, but probably. Nasty?! In the context of DS forums, not in the slightest.
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    clarkanoid wrote: »
    Depends how close the house and hotel were, as Mary's gravitational pull would surely affect the weight of those in orbit around her such as contestants and hotel staff?!

    Oh my gosh, that is nasty but I laughed :D
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    Sara Webb wrote: »
    Nasty, childish, worthless little thread.

    *sighs* Members of the forum poke fun at Matt for his pudgy, unkempt appearance, Cher's skeletal proportions, Cheryl Cole for her rubbish bin lid dress, Katie Waissel for the size of moon-visible chin, but when it comes to the forum favourites, that sort of thing is off-limits?
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    Andy90 wrote: »
    LOL. The thread is mean, but it's no different than most of the anti-cher thread on here, so I approve. :D

    I'm a Cher fan but miss the hate threads when I don't see them so bring it on! LOL!:p
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    Sara Webb wrote: »
    Nasty, childish, worthless little thread.
    For your imformation , this is not for real , its just a little fun , the internet is not the real World , get a life ;)

    Also i think Mary is far better than cher in every single way & that includes looks & body size and she has more sex appeal in her little finger than poor cher has in her entire body !!
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    PandorianPandorian Posts: 5,335
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    mrlimbo wrote: »
    Also i think Mary is far better than cher in every single way & that includes looks & body size and she has more sex appeal in her little finger than poor cher has in her entire body !!

    Two jokes in the same thread - you're on a roll today.
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