I hate the Teasers ad. The one where she's got a new dress and is jealous of her friend who just has a chocolate bar. As soon as she sees the bar she starts talking like a 5 year old too.
As for bird poo, my Grandmother used to say it was lucky. She used to tell me about the time her older sister won a piano competition after a bird dumped on her on the way to the competition. Evidently it wasn't skill that caused her to win but the bird poo. According to my Grandmother anyhow. Absolute rubbish of course.
That awful song over the ITV 'where drama lives' ad, where it's some dude singing a slow, depressing song in posh hipster voice, then bursts into common, in-your-face rap voice before merging back into soft, depressed posh hipster.
Incidentally, injury solicitors have waded into the 'put you off your food' sector, now advertising assistance after ''failed sterilisation'' all over lunch times...
The new Aldi ad .... did we walk into "sesame st"
Tesco 4G ad - woman in shower and basically the water taking its journey with a running commentary ... oh righty then
The 'laughable' Lloyds advert.
I must have missed the end of the quote:
Don't want to belong to any club that would accept me ...
Unless it's a bank I have to pay.
And that's not just money in, it's a fee for the 'privilege' of banking with them
There seems to be an obsession with dubbing kids voices over adult actors at the moment. There's two i've seen at the moment and one is the Harry Potter tour one.
I hate hate hate the one for TVs, where the man is trying to persuade his gardening wife. It's the long loud SLLLUURRRRPPP on the tea/coffee that does it...eeeuuuuccchhh!!!
I'm currently getting aggravated by the new Halfords ad - the one with kids on bikes racing some adults. The girl eating the ice cream at the end looks iike a right cocky little mare and I wish someone would tell her to close her mouth while she's eating!>:(
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Hardly think Bread is a marriage saver.
As for bird poo, my Grandmother used to say it was lucky. She used to tell me about the time her older sister won a piano competition after a bird dumped on her on the way to the competition. Evidently it wasn't skill that caused her to win but the bird poo. According to my Grandmother anyhow. Absolute rubbish of course.
As form of torture she should be made to wash her hair in muller yoghurt and eat herbal essences shampoo
Cigarettes? Suicide Assistance services ? Nuclear Weapons? >:(
Incorrect, she's pencilled in for the last two next week. Making her sex noises that she makes in all of her imaginative adverts...
Cheers.
The new Aldi ad .... did we walk into "sesame st"
Tesco 4G ad - woman in shower and basically the water taking its journey with a running commentary ... oh righty then
I must have missed the end of the quote:
Don't want to belong to any club that would accept me ...
Unless it's a bank I have to pay.
And that's not just money in, it's a fee for the 'privilege' of banking with them
What a boring **** that bloke is!
"It's gotta be this one I know it is I know it is, it's this one I know it is I know it is, it's this one, it's you...."
That untuneful droning dirge is enough to make you give up the will to live! >:(
"There's a dog poo on the carpet"
**** OFF, I'M TRYING TO EAT! :mad: :eek:
Nope, she'll fake an orgasm for anyone.
Rant over. I can breathe now.
Even Lewis?
Especially Lewis