I do find it amusing when women complain about the taste of semen, particularly when they're the same women who want oral sex performed on them.
Why? Because in the course of a bit of muff-diving, the diver ingests vast quantities of vaginal secretions. They're not always the best tasting thing in the world, and very often can have a rather "unique" odour. And then you get complaints about the taste of a few millilitres of fluid...
Whining so-and-so's!
Crikey if it was such an ordeal for him I'd rather my OH did'nt bother. It's surposed to be enjoyable for all involved, no?
Thankfully he loves my ''vast quantities of vaginal secretions and unique odour''.
Crikey if it was such an ordeal for him I'd rather my OH did'nt bother. It's surposed to be enjoyable for all involved, no?
Thankfully he loves my ''vast quantities of vaginal secretions and unique odour''.
Oh it is enjoyable, even if sometimes you have to put up with a bit of an odd smell (not necessarily unpleasant, but certainly not an odour one would otherwise be exposed to in the normal run of things) and an odd taste (see previous).
But then the same can be said about swallowing semen - it's supposed to be enjoyable for all involved, no? Well, men and women both "put up" with certain levels of discomfort sometimes for their own enjoyment and sometimes for the enjoyment of their partner (for example, lockjaw, tongue-cramp and neckache when performing cunnilingus. Lockjaw for fellatio. Seized knees in various positions).
Performers of cunnilingus spend x minutes "licking a wet fish"... performers of fellatio spend x minutes "sucking/licking a meat popsicle" and y seconds with the fluid.
When looked at objectively, those performing fellatio have little grounds for complaint when compared to those performing cunnilingus.
I think spitting is seriously un-ladylike! I don't mind the taste of it, like someone said, women expect men to spend god knows how long down there - it's only fair!
An ex of mine used to mix semen with her moisturiser :eek::eek:. She swore by it, needless to say that relationship didn't last long as she would collect the stuff after sex, total turnoff.
It's not as salty as everyone makes out. And I heard it's only like 5 calories not 50! :eek:
Does anyone agree with me that spitting is pointless? It's already in your mouth, might as well swallow it! :o
Finally someone who thinks as I do!! To spit it out you have to hold in in your mouth for longer too to find somewhere to get rid of it - swallow it quick and there's nothing to worry about!
Finally someone who thinks as I do!! To spit it out you have to hold in in your mouth for longer too to find somewhere to get rid of it - swallow it quick and there's nothing to worry about!
Exactly! And I'd find it a bit of an insult to the guy, maybe that's just me.
I spit it out because it gets my gag reflex, I probably couldn't swallow if I tried. It's rather a thankless task as I don't really care about cunnilingus, I find it a bit slow tbh.
An ex of mine used to mix semen with her moisturiser :eek::eek:. She swore by it, needless to say that relationship didn't last long as she would collect the stuff after sex, total turnoff.
If that's true then female porn stars must have immaculate skin!
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Sometimes it tastes more tolerable than other times.
Crikey if it was such an ordeal for him I'd rather my OH did'nt bother. It's surposed to be enjoyable for all involved, no?
Thankfully he loves my ''vast quantities of vaginal secretions and unique odour''.
Oh it is enjoyable, even if sometimes you have to put up with a bit of an odd smell (not necessarily unpleasant, but certainly not an odour one would otherwise be exposed to in the normal run of things) and an odd taste (see previous).
But then the same can be said about swallowing semen - it's supposed to be enjoyable for all involved, no? Well, men and women both "put up" with certain levels of discomfort sometimes for their own enjoyment and sometimes for the enjoyment of their partner (for example, lockjaw, tongue-cramp and neckache when performing cunnilingus. Lockjaw for fellatio. Seized knees in various positions).
Performers of cunnilingus spend x minutes "licking a wet fish"... performers of fellatio spend x minutes "sucking/licking a meat popsicle" and y seconds with the fluid.
When looked at objectively, those performing fellatio have little grounds for complaint when compared to those performing cunnilingus.
Does anyone agree with me that spitting is pointless? It's already in your mouth, might as well swallow it!
What the.. is that for real?! :eek: It's one of those where it looks like a wind up but probably isn't..
Salty, bitter, and has a warm texture.
But because you're male, you spit?
Why does it taste like soap anyway ?
No idea! It just does.
http://www.channel4.com/news/articles/society/health/oral+sex+linked+to+throat+cancer/508662
According to the wife, wine makes it sweeter.
Pineapple is the best.
Coz it's good for you?
Finally someone who thinks as I do!! To spit it out you have to hold in in your mouth for longer too to find somewhere to get rid of it - swallow it quick and there's nothing to worry about!
Don't knock it til you've tried it! :cool: I kinda like it
Exactly! And I'd find it a bit of an insult to the guy, maybe that's just me.
(I do wish it would taste sweeter, I've heard eating fruit helps but he doesnt like fruit much..!)
If that's true then female porn stars must have immaculate skin!
What the semen supplier eats "can" make a difference to the taste