The Wibby Wobbly Ticklers
Written by Verity Lambeth Walken
The Doctor experiences a strange change in behaviour , after inhaling some mysterious space pollen found on the Tardis console. Barbara Wright encounters the time traveller chasing a terrified Ian Chesterton around the ship. Wearing only his hat and a feather protruding from his lower cheeks.
Can Barbara act in time from her paralysis by laughter to save the day?
The Doctor........William Fartnell
Ian Chesterton...Russell William
Barbara Wright.. Jenny Laird
The Feather......Adric Water-Closet.
Still suffering the after effects of inhaling space pollen , The Doctor hallucinates a film crew within his Tardis. He then spends around 45mins explaining how to walk from the doors to the console effectively. Whilst also imagining a pair of blokes comprising a middle aged Welshman and Scot telling an imaginary audience how 'fantastic' and 'marvellous' it all is
The Doctor.......WIlliam Hartnell
Jolly Welshman...Dave T Russell
Dour Scotsman...Meeven Stoffatt
"An Adventure In Space And Time Into An Adventure In Space And Time"
By Mark Gatorade
The Doctor's behavioural change after the space pollen inhalation is getting really f*****g out of hand now. He sets the Tardis on course for the UK in 2013. Where a tv crew is setting out to make a drama around the origins of a programme called Doctor Who
The Doctor/David Bradley.........William Hartnell
Verity.........Barbara Bambera
Sydney..........Voord Drax
Mark Gatiss.......Peter Cushing
7:00pm Doctor Who...is the Valeyard
Starring Michael Jayston in Time Wars Episode II: Something Something Something Darkside
Episode two of a trilogy
Written by George Lucas
It is a dark time for the universe. Although Gallifrey has been destroyed, The Valeyard's loyalist Time Lords have driven the The Master, Captain Jack, and their harem, from their hidden base and pursued them across the galaxy.
Evading the dreaded Time Lords, a group of freedom fighters led by Jenny, have established a new secret base on the star ship Liberator.
The evil Time Lord, Doctor Who...is the Valeyard, obsessed with finding young Jenny, has dispatched thousands of Ood into the far reaches of space….
Dr Who...is the Valeyard.................Michael Jayston
Jenny...............................................Georgia Moffett
Captain Jack Harkness...................John Barrowman
The Master......................................David Hyde Pierce
The Master's brother.......................Kelsey Grammer
Obi-Four Kenobi.............................Tom Baker
Captain of the Liberator..................Paul Darrow
Chewbacca.....................................Ray Romano
R2-KRY10......................................Robert Llewllyn
C3-BO............................................Chris Barrie
Ood Sigma.....................................Danny John-Jules
This is how it will appear as the feature story in the Radio Times:
TIME
WARS
Episode II
SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING DARKSIDE
It is a dark time for the
universe. Although Gallifrey
has been destroyed, The Valeyard's
loyalist Time Lords have driven the The Master,
Captain Jack, and their harem, from their hidden base
and pursued them across the galaxy.
Evading the dreaded Time Lords, a group of freedom fighters
led by Jenny, have established a new secret base on the star ship
Liberator.
The evil Time Lord, Doctor Who...is the Valeyard, obsessed with finding
young Jenny, has dispatched thousands of Ood into the far reaches of
space….
Dr Who...is the Valeyard.................Michael Jayston
Jenny...............................................Georgia Moffett
Captain Jack Harkness...................John Barrowman
The Master......................................David Hyde Pierce
The Master's brother.......................Kelsey Grammer
Obi-Four Kenobi.............................Tom Baker
Captain of the Liberator..................Paul Darrow
Chewbacca.....................................Ray Romano
R2-KRY10......................................Robert Llewllyn
C3-BO............................................Chris Barrie
Ood Sigma.....................................Danny John-Jules
Sometime between 4pm and 8pm, depending what else is on DOCTOR WHO - Christmas Special -60mins
Starring Jon Pertwee
The Fear of Death
Written by Roger n Hammerstein
The Tardis materialises on a world where no one can talk. Not even The Doctor or his companions. The only way to communicate is through the medium of song and interpretive dance. But who are they mysterious conductors, and what does their leader have to do with it all?
The Doctor........Jon Pertwee
Sarah Jane Smith........Liz Sladen
Aunt Sally........Una Stubbs
The Songster........John Barrowman
Drumbeat Ricky........Richard Starkey
Zigtron Starburst........David Robert Jones
Alvin Stardust........Himself
Chorusgirl Overlord........LeoSayer
Mary Von Trappendorf........Julie Andrews
The Master Conductor........Tain Tonely
5:45 Dr Who
Starring Jon Pertwee in Five Rounds Rapid! a one part
story by Terrance Dicks
The Brigadier receives an unexpected memo from
the United Nations, apologising for the terrible
mix-up with the ammunition, they've been receiving
blanks for the last five years!
From nowhere, Autons suddenly invade! The
Brigadier orders them shot, they die.
Silurians invade, they're shot, they die.
Sea Devil try to avenge them, they're shot, they
die. "Marvellous" exclaims the Brigadier as he
hands the Doctor a P45. The Master decides
to stay away this time, for no reason at all...
The Doctor . . . . . . Jon Pertwee
Jo Grant . . . . . . . . Katy Manning
Brigadier . . . . . . . . Nicholas Courtney
In the far off future of the year 2012, the united federal empire of Europe is run by an elected tyrant who weilds absolute power for a 6 month spell. There are some not happy with this situation, and plan to stage a coup. Led by Vos, the wheelchair bound scientists, with an unknown past. The brave rebels are almost ready to separate the London megacity region from the rest of Europe.
When the Tardis materialises the doctor offers to led a hand. Meanwhile Jamie finds himself in trouble with the authorities after a mix up with a hover car, and a robot vacuum cleaner.
Staring
Doctor Who........Patrick Troughton
Jamie McCrimmon........Frazer Hines
Shadowy woman in background with evil laugh........Kate O'Mara
Dr A Vos........Margaret Thatcher
And thank you for starting this thread of inventive silliness.
I think for some of these you have to be a real Who nerd to appreciate them, but that suits me! I did like the Bidmead story on page 3 full of pseudo-science, but it really should have had an appearance by the master... for no reason at all.
And thank you for starting this thread of inventive silliness.
I think for some of these you have to be a real Who nerd to appreciate them, but that suits me! I did like the Bidmead story on page 3 full of pseudo-science, but it really should have had an appearance by the master... for no reason at all.
It is great how Who fans can capture the tone of different eras in just a few short lines.
The Sonic Screwdriver is running out of power. The Doctor must spend 42 minutes running around madly and waving his arms with lots of quick editing whilst waiting for the damn thing to recharge before he can point it at a super-large black hole which is threatening to engulf the cosmos.
And to make matters worse, nobody is quite who they seem....
The Doctor..................Sylvester Eccleston
Voice of K9..................Frank Bruno
The Master..................Philip Glenister
Guard...........................Ann Onny-Mous
The Black Guardian.....Enoch Powell
5.25 Dr Who
starring Colin Baker in The Surgeon of Death. A two-part
story by John Nathan-Holmes. 1. The Doctor and Peri arrive
on the lost planet of Spiletosh 3,
to find the population overrun
by a flesh-eating plague and
attacked by carnivorous lizards
at every turn. Can the Doctor
solve the mystery of the
horrific Amputation Clinic before
Peri has a Sontaran’s head
sown into her back forever
for no reason?
Dr Who ...................Colin Baker
Peri..........................Nicola Bryant
Prof. De Meester......Anthony Ainley
Sontaran..................Christopher Ryan
After last weeks intense cliffhanger, will the doctor manage to escape? Just who is the mysterious stranger that has been stalking him, seemingly knowing his every move? Who is the 2nd mysterious stranger, stalking the 1st? And can the Doctor also save Clara, who lies dying hundreds of miles away, zapped by an unknown enemy?
Be prepared for some amazing surprises in this spectacular season finale...
Staring
The Doctor........Matt Smith
Clara........Jenna Louise Coleman
Voice of Dalek assasin........Nick Briggs
Mysterious Stranger/The 12th Doctor........Richard E Grant
2nd Mysterious Stranger/The 13th Doctor........Karl Pilkington
New Companion Elton........Reginald Dwight
Voice of the Daleks........Nick Briggs
7.00 Doctor Who
starring Matt Smith in Revelations of the Doctors.
An anniversary special by
Percy Fanboy.
The Doctor reunites with
all of his past companions
apart from Dodo, and all
of his former incarnations
even Dr. Who (Peter Cushing),
to battle every single foe
he was ever met. With the
TARDIS bursting at the seams
and continuity issues wreaking
havoc across his personal
timeline, can his last hope really
be The Terrible Zodin? Cast
This could take some time . . . . .
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Starring William Hartnell
The Wibby Wobbly Ticklers
Written by Verity Lambeth Walken
The Doctor experiences a strange change in behaviour , after inhaling some mysterious space pollen found on the Tardis console. Barbara Wright encounters the time traveller chasing a terrified Ian Chesterton around the ship. Wearing only his hat and a feather protruding from his lower cheeks.
Can Barbara act in time from her paralysis by laughter to save the day?
The Doctor........William Fartnell
Ian Chesterton...Russell William
Barbara Wright.. Jenny Laird
The Feather......Adric Water-Closet.
Starring William Hartnell
'Confidential'
by Eccleston Tennant-Smith
Still suffering the after effects of inhaling space pollen , The Doctor hallucinates a film crew within his Tardis. He then spends around 45mins explaining how to walk from the doors to the console effectively. Whilst also imagining a pair of blokes comprising a middle aged Welshman and Scot telling an imaginary audience how 'fantastic' and 'marvellous' it all is
The Doctor.......WIlliam Hartnell
Jolly Welshman...Dave T Russell
Dour Scotsman...Meeven Stoffatt
Starring William Hartnell
"An Adventure In Space And Time Into An Adventure In Space And Time"
By Mark Gatorade
The Doctor's behavioural change after the space pollen inhalation is getting really f*****g out of hand now. He sets the Tardis on course for the UK in 2013. Where a tv crew is setting out to make a drama around the origins of a programme called Doctor Who
The Doctor/David Bradley.........William Hartnell
Verity.........Barbara Bambera
Sydney..........Voord Drax
Mark Gatiss.......Peter Cushing
Doctor Who...is the Valeyard
Starring Michael Jayston in
Time Wars Episode II: Something Something Something Darkside
Episode two of a trilogy
Written by George Lucas
It is a dark time for the universe. Although Gallifrey has been destroyed, The Valeyard's loyalist Time Lords have driven the The Master, Captain Jack, and their harem, from their hidden base and pursued them across the galaxy.
Evading the dreaded Time Lords, a group of freedom fighters led by Jenny, have established a new secret base on the star ship Liberator.
The evil Time Lord, Doctor Who...is the Valeyard, obsessed with finding young Jenny, has dispatched thousands of Ood into the far reaches of space….
Dr Who...is the Valeyard.................Michael Jayston
Jenny...............................................Georgia Moffett
Captain Jack Harkness...................John Barrowman
The Master......................................David Hyde Pierce
The Master's brother.......................Kelsey Grammer
Obi-Four Kenobi.............................Tom Baker
Captain of the Liberator..................Paul Darrow
Chewbacca.....................................Ray Romano
R2-KRY10......................................Robert Llewllyn
C3-BO............................................Chris Barrie
Ood Sigma.....................................Danny John-Jules
WARS
Episode II
SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING DARKSIDE
It is a dark time for the
universe. Although Gallifrey
has been destroyed, The Valeyard's
loyalist Time Lords have driven the The Master,
Captain Jack, and their harem, from their hidden base
and pursued them across the galaxy.
Evading the dreaded Time Lords, a group of freedom fighters
led by Jenny, have established a new secret base on the star ship
Liberator.
The evil Time Lord, Doctor Who...is the Valeyard, obsessed with finding
young Jenny, has dispatched thousands of Ood into the far reaches of
space….
Dr Who...is the Valeyard.................Michael Jayston
Jenny...............................................Georgia Moffett
Captain Jack Harkness...................John Barrowman
The Master......................................David Hyde Pierce
The Master's brother.......................Kelsey Grammer
Obi-Four Kenobi.............................Tom Baker
Captain of the Liberator..................Paul Darrow
Chewbacca.....................................Ray Romano
R2-KRY10......................................Robert Llewllyn
C3-BO............................................Chris Barrie
Ood Sigma.....................................Danny John-Jules
R2-KRY10 is genius
Starring Jon Pertwee
The Fear of Death
Written by Roger n Hammerstein
The Tardis materialises on a world where no one can talk. Not even The Doctor or his companions. The only way to communicate is through the medium of song and interpretive dance. But who are they mysterious conductors, and what does their leader have to do with it all?
The Doctor........Jon Pertwee
Sarah Jane Smith........Liz Sladen
Aunt Sally........Una Stubbs
The Songster........John Barrowman
Drumbeat Ricky........Richard Starkey
Zigtron Starburst........David Robert Jones
Alvin Stardust........Himself
Chorusgirl Overlord........LeoSayer
Mary Von Trappendorf........Julie Andrews
The Master Conductor........Tain Tonely
Dr Who
Starring Jon Pertwee in
Five Rounds Rapid! a one part
story by Terrance Dicks
The Brigadier receives an unexpected memo from
the United Nations, apologising for the terrible
mix-up with the ammunition, they've been receiving
blanks for the last five years!
From nowhere, Autons suddenly invade! The
Brigadier orders them shot, they die.
Silurians invade, they're shot, they die.
Sea Devil try to avenge them, they're shot, they
die. "Marvellous" exclaims the Brigadier as he
hands the Doctor a P45. The Master decides
to stay away this time, for no reason at all...
The Doctor . . . . . . Jon Pertwee
Jo Grant . . . . . . . . Katy Manning
Brigadier . . . . . . . . Nicholas Courtney
Blank ammo explains a few things
I just thought of another one.
6PM DOCTOR WHO part 1 of 6
Death of the Future
Written by T Morrowsworld
In the far off future of the year 2012, the united federal empire of Europe is run by an elected tyrant who weilds absolute power for a 6 month spell. There are some not happy with this situation, and plan to stage a coup. Led by Vos, the wheelchair bound scientists, with an unknown past. The brave rebels are almost ready to separate the London megacity region from the rest of Europe.
When the Tardis materialises the doctor offers to led a hand. Meanwhile Jamie finds himself in trouble with the authorities after a mix up with a hover car, and a robot vacuum cleaner.
Staring
Doctor Who........Patrick Troughton
Jamie McCrimmon........Frazer Hines
Shadowy woman in background with evil laugh........Kate O'Mara
Dr A Vos........Margaret Thatcher
Wonderful!
And thank you for starting this thread of inventive silliness.
I think for some of these you have to be a real Who nerd to appreciate them, but that suits me! I did like the Bidmead story on page 3 full of pseudo-science, but it really should have had an appearance by the master... for no reason at all.
It is great how Who fans can capture the tone of different eras in just a few short lines.
Starring Matt Tennant
'Sonic the Bodge Job'
by Wayne Rooney
The Sonic Screwdriver is running out of power. The Doctor must spend 42 minutes running around madly and waving his arms with lots of quick editing whilst waiting for the damn thing to recharge before he can point it at a super-large black hole which is threatening to engulf the cosmos.
And to make matters worse, nobody is quite who they seem....
The Doctor..................Sylvester Eccleston
Voice of K9..................Frank Bruno
The Master..................Philip Glenister
Guard...........................Ann Onny-Mous
The Black Guardian.....Enoch Powell
Dr Who
starring Colin Baker in
The Surgeon of Death. A two-part
story by John Nathan-Holmes.
1. The Doctor and Peri arrive
on the lost planet of Spiletosh 3,
to find the population overrun
by a flesh-eating plague and
attacked by carnivorous lizards
at every turn. Can the Doctor
solve the mystery of the
horrific Amputation Clinic before
Peri has a Sontaran’s head
sown into her back forever
for no reason?
Dr Who ...................Colin Baker
Peri..........................Nicola Bryant
Prof. De Meester......Anthony Ainley
Sontaran..................Christopher Ryan
The Doom of Fear
Written by R Gervais
After last weeks intense cliffhanger, will the doctor manage to escape? Just who is the mysterious stranger that has been stalking him, seemingly knowing his every move? Who is the 2nd mysterious stranger, stalking the 1st? And can the Doctor also save Clara, who lies dying hundreds of miles away, zapped by an unknown enemy?
Be prepared for some amazing surprises in this spectacular season finale...
Staring
The Doctor........Matt Smith
Clara........Jenna Louise Coleman
Voice of Dalek assasin........Nick Briggs
Mysterious Stranger/The 12th Doctor........Richard E Grant
2nd Mysterious Stranger/The 13th Doctor........Karl Pilkington
New Companion Elton........Reginald Dwight
Voice of the Daleks........Nick Briggs
And introducing Sue Perkins as the 14th Doctor.
That story really has legs, hasn't it?
Doctor Who
starring Matt Smith in
Revelations of the Doctors.
An anniversary special by
Percy Fanboy.
The Doctor reunites with
all of his past companions
apart from Dodo, and all
of his former incarnations
even Dr. Who (Peter Cushing),
to battle every single foe
he was ever met. With the
TARDIS bursting at the seams
and continuity issues wreaking
havoc across his personal
timeline, can his last hope really
be The Terrible Zodin?
Cast
This could take some time . . . . .