'Touring' prostitute in my street.What should i do?.

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Today,i received some genuine intel of a prostitute working in my sleepy hollow street.Lots of retired old folk and hard working young families.I was genuinely shocked.Whn I went further and checked out the girls advert online.It was true.:o
I'm a great believer in live and let live.Everyone has to pay the bills.
Anyway.I'm interested what the moral compass of DS is.

The lady is there for 5 days.What should I do?

I will carry out the moral wishes of the DS Massive.

Pissed up poll to follow.

Touring prostitute in my street.What should i do DS people?. 59 votes

Call the Police and grass her off.The strumpet is probably claiming benefits too.
11% 7 votes
March up and down outside the flat with a placard saying 'down with this sort of thing'.
10% 6 votes
Knock at her door.Say 'i know what you're up to-i want half price
28% 17 votes
Do nothing and live in blissful ignorance.
49% 29 votes
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  • BrotherDanielBrotherDaniel Posts: 1,439
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    Delete this thread. Absolute dog mess
  • EvieJEvieJ Posts: 6,034
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    How do you know she's only there for 5 days?
  • U96U96 Posts: 13,937
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    Delete this thread. Absolute dog mess

    No Brother.That's the other one.I'm out of my nut tonight.Trying my best to type my best.
  • rusty robotrusty robot Posts: 257
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    There's no option for 'stop drinking and retire in shame from the internet'.
  • U96U96 Posts: 13,937
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    EvieJ wrote: »
    How do you know she's only there for 5 days?

    Because I've checked out her advert.
  • U96U96 Posts: 13,937
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    There's no option for 'stop drinking and retire in shame from the internet'.


    You're too new here to make such a wide sweeping comment rusty.Get some time in!.:p
  • rusty robotrusty robot Posts: 257
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    Sorry :(
  • maggie thecatmaggie thecat Posts: 2,241
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    Years ago I lived next door to a hooker named Peaches (I kid you not.) She was a good neighbor, pleasant and polite. I'd leave her be unless she or her clients really do something tone lowering.
  • MesostimMesostim Posts: 52,864
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    DS actually gave a poll on this?
  • Ivor BiggunIvor Biggun Posts: 2,232
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    U96 wrote: »
    Today,i received some genuine intel of a prostitute working in my sleepy hollow street.Lots of retired old folk and hard working young families.I was genuinely shocked.Whn I went further and checked out the girls advert online.It was true.:o
    I'm a great believer in live and let live.Everyone has to pay the bills.
    Anyway.I'm interested what the moral compass of DS is.

    The lady is there for 5 days.What should I do?

    I will carry out the moral wishes of the DS Massive.

    Pissed up poll to follow.
    Don't know about the moral compass of DS but we can see where yours is
    "Call the Police and grass her off.The strumpet is probably claiming benefits too."
  • EvieJEvieJ Posts: 6,034
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    U96 wrote: »
    Because I've checked out her advert.

    In a private residence? Could be a marketing ploy like the stores that have never ending closing down sales.
  • LyricalisLyricalis Posts: 57,958
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    I think the exploitation of the children in those 'hard working young families' is a much more pressing issue.
  • U96U96 Posts: 13,937
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    Sorry :(

    No worries Chief.It's all in the game.:cool:
  • Bob_WhingerBob_Whinger Posts: 1,098
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    How much does she charge ?
  • U96U96 Posts: 13,937
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    Years ago I lived next door to a hooker named Peaches (I kid you not.) She was a good neighbor, pleasant and polite. I'd leave her be unless she or her clients really do something tone lowering.

    I agree with you.But the only thing that pisses me off a bit is.Most of these Jezebels are claiming unemployment benefits(Job-Seekers Allowance).Furthermore,of course they aren't paying any tax on their earnings.And that goes against my beliefs big time.
  • U96U96 Posts: 13,937
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    Mesostim wrote: »
    DS actually gave a poll on this?

    It's relevant Mesostim.You know it's how things work.:)
  • BeenbagBeenbag Posts: 567
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    Are you drinking to pluck up courage to pop-in, as it were?:D
    To be serious, though, a call to the police might be in order.
    When houses were raided in the area of London I used to work, it was usually in streets
    such as you described, quiet, and residential.
    And the money is either for drugs or an organised gang.
    So , who ya gonna call?
    Evening All! (said while saluting and slightly bending the knees):D
  • skp20040skp20040 Posts: 66,874
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    U96 wrote: »
    Today,i received some genuine intel of a prostitute working in my sleepy hollow street.Lots of retired old folk and hard working young families.I was genuinely shocked.Whn I went further and checked out the girls advert online.It was true.:o
    I'm a great believer in live and let live.Everyone has to pay the bills.
    Anyway.I'm interested what the moral compass of DS is.

    The lady is there for 5 days.What should I do?

    I will carry out the moral wishes of the DS Massive.

    Pissed up poll to follow.

    If she is in a private flat and working alone then she is breaking no law at all, prostitution itself is not illegal.
  • skp20040skp20040 Posts: 66,874
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    U96 wrote: »
    I agree with you.But the only thing that pisses me off a bit is.Most of these Jezebels are claiming unemployment benefits(Job-Seekers Allowance).Furthermore,of course they aren't paying any tax on their earnings.And that goes against my beliefs big time.

    Maybe the type of girl who works a street and does their business in a car or down a back street may not declare her earnings, but you will find many who work as escorts or alone from a flat etc tend to work as self employed and do pay taxes.
  • Regis MagnaeRegis Magnae Posts: 6,810
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    Unless she was causing trouble, her clients were causing trouble, or I suspected she was in trouble herself, I'd not bother doing anything.
  • U96U96 Posts: 13,937
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    How much does she charge ?

    £50 for a 15 min 'quickie'

    £70 for 30 mins

    £130 for an hour.I presume that's a bargain?.:confused:

    Wish my employer would pay me those rates for selling my soul,like I do.
  • U96U96 Posts: 13,937
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    Don't know about the moral compass of DS but we can see where yours is
    "Call the Police and grass her off.The strumpet is probably claiming benefits too."

    Not at all Ivor.Forgive me now I ask the same of you.Whilst we were drunk I was human too.
    It's just an option,albeit extreme.
  • stoatiestoatie Posts: 78,106
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    This was funnier the first time. And by "funnier" I mean "actually a bit shit".
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 816
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    U96 wrote: »
    £50 for a 15 min 'quickie'

    £70 for 30 mins

    £130 for an hour.I presume that's a bargain?.:confused:

    Wish my employer would pay me those rates for selling my soul,like I do.

    Is she of the Eastern European type?
  • U96U96 Posts: 13,937
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    Beenbag wrote: »
    Are you drinking to pluck up courage to pop-in, as it were?:D
    To be serious, though, a call to the police might be in order.
    When houses were raided in the area of London I used to work, it was usually in streets
    such as you described, quiet, and residential.
    And the money is either for drugs or an organised gang.
    So , who ya gonna call?
    Evening All! (said while saluting and slightly bending the knees):D

    You obviously know your stuff Beenbag.Round these parts.The 'Saunas' have all been closed down.Forcing girls to ply their trade from private flats.Which in itself brings many,many dangers.In my opinion it's a step backwards.
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