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"I'm As Serious As Cancer When I Say Rhythm Is A Dancer!"

Thomas007Thomas007 Posts: 14,309
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Regarded as the worst lyric apparantly in music history.

I don't know about much the song now as it was a bit before my time I have to be honest. But apparantly it was number 1 for massive 6 weeks this time 20 years ago.

Obviously a popular song back in those days I guess if you're old enough to remember it? Despite the weird lyric. (2:38 btw)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMPM1q_Uyxc
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    peonpeon Posts: 1,671
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    Thomas007 wrote: »
    it was a bit before my time

    which at least explains your naive ramblings about one world governments and the like

    what would you like to discuss exactly about the Snap! song?
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    BomoLadBomoLad Posts: 17,821
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    I don't know how Bruno Mars can get away with filling up lyrical holes with 'yeh, yeh yeh' all the time.
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    Posh BlokePosh Bloke Posts: 421
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    The lead singer at the time Turbo B http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turbo_B apparently hated the song and that line in particular. Bet he liked the royalties though!
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    EuanMebabeEuanMebabe Posts: 1,188
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    That's the song where I thought they were singing:

    Rhythm is a dancer
    It's a saucepan handle...

    I knew it made no sense, but combined with the crap serious as cancer bit thought it was possible. :D
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    kimindexkimindex Posts: 68,250
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    Great song. They should have tried harder with that lyric.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 22,736
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    Bloody awesome song. Up there with the Prodigys offerings. the period where dance music knew what it was and did it well.
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    Chester666666Chester666666 Posts: 9,020
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    I can see how the line isn't good but I liked the song in spite of it
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,556
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    Club classic!
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    WouterWouter Posts: 2,248
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    It's pretty bad, but it's no:

    Respect to the man
    In the Ice Cream van.

    ...
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    Miss XYZMiss XYZ Posts: 14,023
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    EuanMebabe wrote: »
    That's the song where I thought they were singing:

    Rhythm is a dancer
    It's a saucepan handle...

    I knew it made no sense, but combined with the crap serious as cancer bit thought it was possible. :D

    I could never work that line out either! :D

    For me, the worst lyrics are from the Des'ree song Life.

    I don't want to see a ghost
    It's the sight that I fear most
    I'd rather have a piece of toast
    Watch the evening news.

    Just awful!
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    kimindexkimindex Posts: 68,250
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    There's this one in an otherwise great song:

    You walked into the party
    Like you were walking onto a yacht
    Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
    Your scarf it was apricot
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    tysonstormtysonstorm Posts: 24,609
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    We used to sing it as:

    Rhythm is a dancer,
    smoking gives you cancer,
    needles give you HIV,
    doggies give you rabies,
    shagging gives you babies
    I just took some ecstasy.

    :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 664
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    I believe the lyric is:

    Rhythm is a dancer
    It's a source of anger...

    Doesn't make much more sense though

    I also seem to recall the 'serious as cancer' being a fairly common phrase at the time. I certainly heard it in a few other places although this may have been after the song was released. Even as a naive 14 yo, I couldn't help but cringe when I heard it.
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    JJ75JJ75 Posts: 1,954
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    tysonstorm wrote: »
    We used to sing it as:

    Rhythm is a dancer,
    smoking gives you cancer,
    needles give you HIV,
    doggies give you rabies,
    shagging gives you babies
    I just took some ecstasy.

    :D

    Brilliant :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 560
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    20 years ago - Jesus Christ! I feel old. :/
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    kiviraatkiviraat Posts: 4,634
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    You mean that's worse than Vanilla Ice singing:

    "I'm cooking MCs like a pound of bacon"???

    :D:D:D:D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 25,366
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    "My humps, my lovely lady humps. Check em' out."

    Yes, they're cancerous.
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    culturemancultureman Posts: 11,701
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    Wouter wrote: »
    It's pretty bad, but it's no:

    Respect to the man
    In the Ice Cream van.

    ...


    I think such lyrics are inspired, not dreadful:

    "They're Justified, and they're Ancient,
    And they drive an ice cream van.......".:D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 387
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    Okay I thought it was

    Rhythm is a dancer
    it's a souls companion

    Now I find out that it is

    a source of anger :confused:

    All those years and it puts an entirely new spin on my younger days :p;)
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    RadiomaniacRadiomaniac Posts: 43,510
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    I've always hated that cancer lyric, but obviously you're all too young to remember the awfulness of -


    MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
    All the sweet green icing flowing down
    Someone left the cake out in the rain
    I don't think that I can take it
    'Cause it took so long to bake it
    And I'll never have the recipe again
    Oh no........


    Oh no indeed!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 25,366
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    kona wrote: »
    Okay I thought it was

    Rhythm is a dancer
    it's a souls companion

    Now I find out that it is

    a source of anger :confused:

    All those years and it puts an entirely new spin on my younger days :p;)

    I think you're right and it is "it's a souls companion".
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 21,093
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    Too shy shy
    Hush hush, eye to eye
    Too shy shy
    Hush hush, eye to eye
    Too shy shy
    Hush hush, eye to eye
    Too shy shy
    Hush hush
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 560
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    I just thought it was

    Rhythm is a dancer,
    It's a dada dada
    You can feel it everywheeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeee
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    peonpeon Posts: 1,671
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    i always think Alicia Keys' song lyrics in New York are ridiculous

    Hail a gypsy-cab, takes me down from Harlem to the Brooklyn Bridge
    Some will sleep tonight with a hunger far more than an empty fridge


    it's as if, hey, this is a song about New York, so we need to get Brooklyn Bridge in there, but what rhymes with bridge? bridge, bridge.....i know! fridge!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 21,093
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    I thought it was - It's a source of power.

    It's this though:

    Rhythym is a dancer,
    it's a soul's companion,
    you can feel it everywhere
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