I look forward to the new reality show featuring loved-up jungle couple, Shaun Ryder and Gillian McKeith as they embark on their exciting new life together - it can be called "She's Twisting My Melon, Man," and will feature countless product placements for Dr Shitfingers nutritional supplements.
I just don't think either of them will ever give in to their true feelings:D
I think they will be starring on Celebrity Wife Swap - Shaun's missis living with the invisible Mr McKeith for a week and Gillian inspecting Shaun's poo.
I think they will be starring on Celebrity Wife Swap - Shaun's missis living with the invisible Mr McKeith for a week and Gillian inspecting Shaun's poo.
I can see that happening actually - although not with Mr and Mrs Ryder, Shaun would refuse to do it. But Gilly would be up for it - and so would Lembit and his little blonde girlfriend. Shame he's not still with a cheeky girl, Mr Gillian might have enjoyed himself touching her bum.:D
The McKeiths need to acquaint themselves with the work of Mr Paul McKenna, someone who genuinely does help people change and improve their lives ... his Flying confidence mp3 cured my flying fears in one listen. No, I'm not his agent.
I don't understand people having money and not getting help for phobias.
The McKeiths need to acquaint themselves with the work of Mr Paul McKenna, someone who genuinely does help people change and improve their lives ... his Flying confidence mp3 cured my flying fears in one listen. No, I'm not his agent.
I don't understand people having money and not getting help for phobias.
Even if they are a bit financially challenged at the moment, they could get his book and CD for around eight quid.
Where our Gill gets people to test her sexual aids for free in return for giving her a sample to poke about at
The 'Simply Red' singer, Mick Hucknell was once one of her best customers. Sex, sex and more sex being his middle name. Honest - he acted as her 'medical' Guinea Pig in 'Sex and the Sh*tty'!
The McKeiths need to acquaint themselves with the work of Mr Paul McKenna, someone who genuinely does help people change and improve their lives ... his Flying confidence mp3 cured my flying fears in one listen. No, I'm not his agent.
I don't understand people having money and not getting help for phobias.
I agree with you about Paul McKenna, he's good. But I don't think Gillian's phobias are genuine. She's possibly a little bit nervous of creepy-crawlies and not keen on heights, but I reckon she exaggerated her reactions to the max for dramatic effect and to get screen-time. She did people who are genuinely phobic a great disservice.
Was Gillian one of his three women a day in the 80's?:eek:
That depends on who you most believe. You see, Hucknell will only say: "Gillian...Gillian...Ahchoo, ahchoo. Ahem, can I make a suggestion?" Yet, McKeith insists that she was: "all 3 women rolled into one!"
So who knows, perhaps Hucknell's alter ego ever since the 1980s has been Sir Elusive Magaziner? :eek::o
The husband does seem to exist, he's mentioned by the daughter as saving McKeith from drowning and strangulation at the same time..... on a holiday to Long Beach, New Jersey. So he can fly to the US but has developed a fear of flying to Oz???!
Daughter also mentions in the same article McKeith has a phobia about creepy crawlies as well as water and once called her elderly mother in a panic about a spider she saw in her house. McKeiths' mother called a local taxi company and asked the driver to find the spider :eek:
So she's in constant back pain because of scoliosis, has hydrophobia and arachnophobia - how on earth did she agree to do the programme?
It's all here... http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/tv/2010/11/21/gillian-mckeith-s-daughter-reveals-i-m-a-celeb-star-s-fear-of-spiders-115875-22728364/
The husband does seem to exist, he's mentioned by the daughter as saving McKeith from drowning and strangulation at the same time..... on a holiday to Long Beach, New Jersey. So he can fly to the US but has developed a fear of flying to Oz???!
Daughter also mentions in the same article McKeith has a phobia about creepy crawlies as well as water and once called her elderly mother in a panic about a spider she saw in her house. McKeiths' mother called a local taxi company and asked the driver to find the spider :eek:
So she's in constant back pain because of scoliosis, has hydrophobia and arachnophobia - how on earth did she agree to do the programme?
It's all here... http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/tv/2010/11/21/gillian-mckeith-s-daughter-reveals-i-m-a-celeb-star-s-fear-of-spiders-115875-22728364/
McFake is such a pathetic, self-centred crone. I am still unable to believe that she got a real live man to impregnate her. And why the hell doesn't she get some professional help for all her ridiculous 'phobias'?
And is The Gillian on Loose women today , somebody said she was.
Yes, she was. She came across as her usual whining, excuse-laden, boastful, egotistical self, and I'm impressed that the Loose Women were as polite as they were with her! (Though the looks they were exchanging behind her back spoke volumes).
Gillian mentioned her agent being a nice man in response to why doesn't she sack him? No mention by madam that her husband is her agent? Very odd as if I was put into an intolerable situation where I had to face all my phobias by my agent/husband, he'd no longer be my agent/husband!
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Manager Wizard Ho
And Mr Gillian - Drama Orange Whiz
And Doctor Shitfingers = Forced Sorting Shit
:eek: please no!
I think they will be starring on Celebrity Wife Swap - Shaun's missis living with the invisible Mr McKeith for a week and Gillian inspecting Shaun's poo.
I don't understand people having money and not getting help for phobias.
Even if they are a bit financially challenged at the moment, they could get his book and CD for around eight quid.
The 'Simply Red' singer, Mick Hucknell was once one of her best customers. Sex, sex and more sex being his middle name. Honest - he acted as her 'medical' Guinea Pig in 'Sex and the Sh*tty'!
Proof here www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/simply-red-star-mick-hucknall-apologises-to-hundreds-of-sexual-partners-2150127.html
That depends on who you most believe. You see, Hucknell will only say: "Gillian...Gillian...Ahchoo, ahchoo. Ahem, can I make a suggestion?" Yet, McKeith insists that she was: "all 3 women rolled into one!"
So who knows, perhaps Hucknell's alter ego ever since the 1980s has been Sir Elusive Magaziner? :eek::o
Aggro said he had met Gillian and the kids in the hotel.
If she is still married to him I think the best thing they could do would be to go to USA ( mainly for kids sake).
Daughter also mentions in the same article McKeith has a phobia about creepy crawlies as well as water and once called her elderly mother in a panic about a spider she saw in her house. McKeiths' mother called a local taxi company and asked the driver to find the spider :eek:
So she's in constant back pain because of scoliosis, has hydrophobia and arachnophobia - how on earth did she agree to do the programme?
It's all here...
http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/tv/2010/11/21/gillian-mckeith-s-daughter-reveals-i-m-a-celeb-star-s-fear-of-spiders-115875-22728364/
why? - it's still of interest to some.
I'm interested to see him
If this was posted in '*advice' http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=150we'd have pics, leccy bill and ancestors going back 500 years!!!:D
*P.S for those new to 'advice', pay little heed to Robert and his sister.:)
It's a lighthearted thread and no one is being harmed by it. If it bores you so much, ignore it
McFake is such a pathetic, self-centred crone. I am still unable to believe that she got a real live man to impregnate her. And why the hell doesn't she get some professional help for all her ridiculous 'phobias'?
And is The Gillian on Loose women today , somebody said she was.
Yes, she was. She came across as her usual whining, excuse-laden, boastful, egotistical self, and I'm impressed that the Loose Women were as polite as they were with her! (Though the looks they were exchanging behind her back spoke volumes).