HM Refugee Camp 2

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 78
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    Ohhhhhh ohhhhhh add me me meeeeeeeeee
    be my real friend

    crevise dung balls cackcock ds fb HM wwtdd idlytw perez popbitch cnuts funk Tuesday 11:30 Tuesday 11:30 Tuesday 11:30 11:30 Tuesday 11:30 Tuesday 11:30 11:30 Tuesday 11:30 Tuesday 11:30 11:30 Tuesday 11:30 Tuesday 11:30

    *Pats Dicky on the forehead with a damp cloth*
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 175
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    ThinLizzy wrote: »
    *Pats Dicky on the forehead with a damp cloth*

    you didn't take that damp cloth off my bedside table did you

    DID YOU?

    oh christ
  • DSCarterDSCarter Posts: 1,972
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    hamstir wrote: »
    you didn't take that damp cloth off my bedside table did you

    DID YOU?

    oh christ

    Relax...it would no longer be damp....it would have calcified.
    You could snap it like a popadom.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 78
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    hamstir wrote: »
    you didn't take that damp cloth off my bedside table did you

    DID YOU?

    oh christ

    *Funk, I did...sorry Dicky about that*
    There was a crustier one next to it...you have an excellent collection of cloths
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 175
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    ThinLizzy wrote: »
    *Funk, I did...sorry Dicky about that*
    There was a crustier one next to it...you have an excellent collection of cloths

    some have been handed down four generations


    edit - yes it felt wrong to type that
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 78
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    hamstir wrote: »
    some have been handed down four generations


    edit - yes it felt wrong to type that

    Impressive
    Has there been any deviation in amount of crustiness over the generations? Was great-grandad Hamstir producing better?
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 175
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    ThinLizzy wrote: »
    Impressive
    Has there been any deviation in amount of crustiness over the generations? Was great-grandad Hamstir producing better?

    YOUR WRONG IN THE HEAD



    yes and Great Aunty Angus had one that could cut steel
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 78
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    hamstir wrote: »
    YOUR WRONG IN THE HEAD



    yes and Great Aunty Angus had one that could cut steel

    *It felt wrong typing it*

    EDIT: this is what boredom does to you
  • DSCarterDSCarter Posts: 1,972
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    I'm going to watch Saw 2 at 10.00.....that's how bored I am.
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    ThinLizzy wrote: »
    *It felt wrong typing it*

    EDIT: this is what boredom does to you

    it's boredom that's led to the cloth frisbee's fill'o'jissfaeme collection

    GoD HELP ME
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 175
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    DSCarter wrote: »
    I'm going to watch Saw 2 at 10.00.....that's how bored I am.

    what and miss the south bank show!!!!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 78
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    hamstir wrote: »
    what and miss the south bank show!!!!
    Watching Saw 2 at 10 as well... God my life feels empty
  • DSCarterDSCarter Posts: 1,972
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    ThinLizzy wrote: »
    Watching Saw 2 at 10 as well... God my life feels empty

    Then I'll come round to yours Lizzy.

    What shall I bring?
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 175
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    ThinLizzy wrote: »
    Watching Saw 2 at 10 as well... God my life feels empty

    as the fairly newly appointed hm minister in charge of culture active bishopas, I feel it may be my duty to point out you will both rot your brains, and also it's pants

    edit - *lends carter vintage cloth* it's a gift that'll bring a tear to her eye
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 78
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    DSCarter wrote: »
    Then I'll come round to yours Lizzy.

    What shall I bring?

    Cool...right
    1) A couple of bottles of Wolfblass Yellow Label Cab Sav (2004)
    2) Chocolate Muffins
    3) Green & Black's dark Cherry Chocolate
    4) Some nuts

    Ring the bottom buzzer...

    *Of course we should go Dutch btw*
  • DSCarterDSCarter Posts: 1,972
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    ThinLizzy wrote: »
    Cool...right
    1) A couple of bottles of Wolfblass Yellow Label Cab Sav (2004)
    2) Chocolate Muffins
    3) Green & Black's dark Cherry Chocolate
    4) Some nuts

    Ring the bottom buzzer...

    You have a bottom buzzer?

    *adjusts nuts*
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 78
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    DSCarter wrote: »
    You have a bottom buzzer?

    *adjusts nuts*

    heh heh, you can only get in if you ring the bottom buzzer
    Right, time to settle in for the night

    Laterz peeps xx
  • mathertronmathertron Posts: 30,083
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    bloody hangover still hasnt gone.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 100
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    Anybody about this mooning? I happen to have a day off and a bottle of vodka that I'm not afraid to use.

    Went into tesco yesterday and saw a woman with one normal eyebrow and one huge eyebrow. I followed for awhile hoping to get a pic but I think she was on to me and wouldn't give me a decent angle.
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    TheDuke.HM wrote: »
    Anybody about this mooning? I happen to have a day off and a bottle of vodka that I'm not afraid to use.

    Went into tesco yesterday and saw a woman with one normal eyebrow and one huge eyebrow. I followed for awhile hoping to get a pic but I think she was on to me and wouldn't give me a decent angle.

    http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/books/lordcharlesdavidsillitoe460.jpg
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 175
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    duke ,may i suggest taking vodka to the park and drinking it on a bench trampchic is where it's at dontchaknow, or just stat in and laff at the ***** on kyle
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 42
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    oooh tramp chic ..i do that very well , morning all x
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    squidgelet wrote: »
    oooh tramp chic ..i do that very well , morning all x

    http://www.mathworks.com/matlabcentral/files/13099/flach-tim-monkey-face-2410296.jpg
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 100
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    Geushky wrote: »

    Do you get stared at in tescos with all your physical 'troubles'?
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    TheDuke.HM wrote: »
    Do you get stared at in tescos with all your physical 'troubles'?

    No more than you with Ray Alan's hand up your bottom.
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