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The differences between oral sex for men and women
Payne by name
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Now I appreciate that giving oral sex is about being considerate and wanting to give something to your partner but I do sometimes wonder if women appreciate the difference between them fellating a bloke and us performing cunnilingus.
Okay on a bad occasion a woman might have to contend with a smelly/cheesy knob but a bit of spit, a vigorous rub with your hand or even on his belly and you can pop that baby in. Unless it’s gigantic or miniscule it’s reasonably easy to put in the mouth and there isn’t a danger that you’ll keep losing it. It’s either in your mouth or isn’t. We might worry about your teeth but your tongue won’t have to hyper extend itself to find it.
Being an extremity of the male form means you can use one hand to hold or steady it and the other to make sure it’s at the right angle for you. Your nose can remain free and clear away from the mans body, which allows you to breathe easily. As long as you don’t get carried away or have someone over eagerly pushing your head down you can limit the depth of intrusion and reduce the danger of gagging. Ultimately put, and simplified down to its core, if you’ve ever enjoyed licking a lolly you are going to be capable of giving a bloke an enjoyable experience.
For us blokes though it’s a little different. We have to put our face and breathing apparatus almost inside you. Unless we’re blessed with a foot long tongue, if we want to get right in there, our nose is going to be virtually in you. In many cases we’ll have to move hair aside to get to the prize, though some will still end up on our tongue and once through that will have to contend with the lips.
Yes we can give them a little nibble on the way in but again they are something else that needs to be moved aside meaning that your fingers will either need to possess the dexterity of a Harp player or you have the kind of facial and lip muscles that could move a chocolate from your forehead to your mouth with no hands.
Then there’s the taste. It’s sour, in most cases like popping a couple of old copper coins that got lost down the back of your sofa into your mouth. There’s also the smell. Again, it’s not always unpleasant but your senses are heightened so with your nose firmly planted in her gusset you are going to detect something. Granted a bloke could smell but at least you can keep that at arms, sorry knobs, length.
So you are going for it, licking the stamp and this in turn makes your mouth go dry which along with the dull ache forming at the base of your tongue only adds to the experience. Of course if you are doing your job right, you should be receiving all the lubricant you could need and she’ll be moaning like a Union leader.
That though brings its own problems in that the very area that feeds your lungs is now pressed deeply into something wet and sloppy and doesn’t facilitate the flow of air that well. Of course you could slightly pull away to breathe but just at that moment your tongue flicks across the magical ‘make them bark like a dog’ spot that you might find once a month and you are loathed to lose it.
The fun continues if you try to bring in the ‘point multiplier’ of some finger action. With all the hot spots located up and at the front, your hand has to go in palm up to allow your fingers to bend upwards, meaning that the heel of your palm is now effectively brushing along your chin and inexplicably feeling that your own body is trying to push your head further into her.
By the time you do pull away you look and feel like someone with a heavy cold who’s been apple dunking for 20 minutes but still not got the apple.
And whereas some women seem to like blowing you and then immediately want to kiss you as a demonstration of “look I’m noshing you off so you can taste what I am” I always feel it only right to trace a path up their body so at least the worse of the residue has been wiped off. Add to this a need to blow your nose and it isn’t any wonder that when you then look down your ‘chap’ has lost it’s earnest eagerness as blood and energy has been re-directed to preventing you from drowning.
Don’t get me wrong, it’s still great to please a woman like that and I’m not whining. It was just an observation that giving oral sex to a woman is a little more challenging and although I’m sure more women ‘give head’ than men ‘plate’ this figure would be more equal if the practicalities of doing so where the same.
Okay on a bad occasion a woman might have to contend with a smelly/cheesy knob but a bit of spit, a vigorous rub with your hand or even on his belly and you can pop that baby in. Unless it’s gigantic or miniscule it’s reasonably easy to put in the mouth and there isn’t a danger that you’ll keep losing it. It’s either in your mouth or isn’t. We might worry about your teeth but your tongue won’t have to hyper extend itself to find it.
Being an extremity of the male form means you can use one hand to hold or steady it and the other to make sure it’s at the right angle for you. Your nose can remain free and clear away from the mans body, which allows you to breathe easily. As long as you don’t get carried away or have someone over eagerly pushing your head down you can limit the depth of intrusion and reduce the danger of gagging. Ultimately put, and simplified down to its core, if you’ve ever enjoyed licking a lolly you are going to be capable of giving a bloke an enjoyable experience.
For us blokes though it’s a little different. We have to put our face and breathing apparatus almost inside you. Unless we’re blessed with a foot long tongue, if we want to get right in there, our nose is going to be virtually in you. In many cases we’ll have to move hair aside to get to the prize, though some will still end up on our tongue and once through that will have to contend with the lips.
Yes we can give them a little nibble on the way in but again they are something else that needs to be moved aside meaning that your fingers will either need to possess the dexterity of a Harp player or you have the kind of facial and lip muscles that could move a chocolate from your forehead to your mouth with no hands.
Then there’s the taste. It’s sour, in most cases like popping a couple of old copper coins that got lost down the back of your sofa into your mouth. There’s also the smell. Again, it’s not always unpleasant but your senses are heightened so with your nose firmly planted in her gusset you are going to detect something. Granted a bloke could smell but at least you can keep that at arms, sorry knobs, length.
So you are going for it, licking the stamp and this in turn makes your mouth go dry which along with the dull ache forming at the base of your tongue only adds to the experience. Of course if you are doing your job right, you should be receiving all the lubricant you could need and she’ll be moaning like a Union leader.
That though brings its own problems in that the very area that feeds your lungs is now pressed deeply into something wet and sloppy and doesn’t facilitate the flow of air that well. Of course you could slightly pull away to breathe but just at that moment your tongue flicks across the magical ‘make them bark like a dog’ spot that you might find once a month and you are loathed to lose it.
The fun continues if you try to bring in the ‘point multiplier’ of some finger action. With all the hot spots located up and at the front, your hand has to go in palm up to allow your fingers to bend upwards, meaning that the heel of your palm is now effectively brushing along your chin and inexplicably feeling that your own body is trying to push your head further into her.
By the time you do pull away you look and feel like someone with a heavy cold who’s been apple dunking for 20 minutes but still not got the apple.
And whereas some women seem to like blowing you and then immediately want to kiss you as a demonstration of “look I’m noshing you off so you can taste what I am” I always feel it only right to trace a path up their body so at least the worse of the residue has been wiped off. Add to this a need to blow your nose and it isn’t any wonder that when you then look down your ‘chap’ has lost it’s earnest eagerness as blood and energy has been re-directed to preventing you from drowning.
Don’t get me wrong, it’s still great to please a woman like that and I’m not whining. It was just an observation that giving oral sex to a woman is a little more challenging and although I’m sure more women ‘give head’ than men ‘plate’ this figure would be more equal if the practicalities of doing so where the same.
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With going down on a woman I find it more technical than say it is for a woman to go down on a guy. Unless she probes ya rusty bullet with a sly finger.
Iggle Piggle?
I'm so out of the loop when it comes to children's media, I had to google that.
lol, for others not in the loop here is who I mean.: http://store.digitalstores.co.uk/media/AbstractArticle/image/DocdataStockArticle-4454/In-The-Night-Garden-Iggle-Piggle-Push-N-Play-Figure.jpg
The phrase 'trying too hard' springs to mind
I must say, I have never seen one that looks like that:eek:
p.s. since you seen to be able to compare the experience I have to assume you have performed oral sex on both a man and woman.
Dunno about you, but if I found something blue and furry down there, I'd make my excuses and leave :eek:
This, its not complicated.
What if you both fart?
http://www.mydigitallife.co.za/images/4505/MiniTongue.jpg
Problem solved.
Alternatively, just get yourself one of these
http://www.watersportswarehouse.co.uk/shop/snorkeling/snorkelling-sets/reefwear-travel-light-pro-teal-745905.html
Usually happens when it knocks your tonsils the wrong way
and to the Op...dude you need to get out more!
Your gag reflex is all mashed up!Wired up like an electricians household, turn on the lightswitch and the toaster pops up
Mine's fine actually
was it just me hoping for pics then