Worst advert on TV at the moment (Part 11)

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  • steveh31steveh31 Posts: 13,516
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    mustard99 wrote: »
    It is a terrible noise.

    I am bang on M&S target audience and this ad just puts me off. Awful music and - although this is probably a tad harsh - having the models appearing in windows just puts me in mind of the brilliant anti human trafficking ad which showed women in Amsterdam dancing in the 'shop' window.

    M&S fashion advert people should really take some tips from M&S food advert people!! Though I'm sure someone will come on here and tell me that they are both from the same stable.
    I was in M&S on Monday talking to a woman in the queue and we both commented how awful and dull and depression the store is and the staff outfits, how can a clothes retailer have their staff in such awful uniforms.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 5
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    It ends with a continuous sound of a car horn making you think
    a. the horn has broken or
    b. the car has been in an accident and the lifeless body of the driver is slumped across the steering wheel
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 5
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    ''Knuuwing AHHH LUUUUUV YOUUUU...''
    I think Sheridan Smith may sound better than Cilla
  • DVDfeverDVDfever Posts: 18,535
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    midds wrote: »
    Burger King meal deal how much ?
    Answer £6 :o
    Where's the LMFAO smiley :confused:

    At either the Lowry or Trafford Centre, it's £6.50-7.00 for the average meal deal. I like it now and again, but given the increasing prices I think I might just go to the chippy instead. Then again, that's topped £4.00 for basic cod and chips!
    jshfleet wrote: »
    It ends with a continuous sound of a car horn making you think
    a. the horn has broken or
    b. the car has been in an accident and the lifeless body of the driver is slumped across the steering wheel

    I used to wake up to Classic FM when they started, until the time came when they changed to actually having adverts like every other station where they were full of screaming kids or other loud shite. Never again at that time.
  • ÆnimaÆnima Posts: 38,548
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    Gok Wan: Hello girls!


    Yorgurt eating man: I'm a guy. I've eaten yogurt before, jus' sayin'...


    Gok Wan: Time for something exciting!


    Yorgurt eating man: It's a ****ing yogurt you talantless irritant. Don't you have a frumpy, middle aged woman to dress?


    Gok Wan: We just don't treat ourselves enough!


    Yorgurt eating man: Erm, have you seen people?! Half the country is obese. I would argue we treat ourselves too ****ing much!


    Gok Wan: It's got bifidus actiregularis!


    Yorgurt eating man: You might as well say, it's got made up bullshit.


    Gok wan: You deserve more me time...


    Yorgurt eating man: Eating a yogurt classes as 'me time'?! What a boring life you lead.


    Gok Wan: Feeling good starts from within!


    Yorgurt eating man: It's a mass produced, syrupy yogurt, not a panacea.


    Gok Wan: *flounces off and picks up paycheck* Looks like I have the last laugh bitches!
  • GoCompareThisGoCompareThis Posts: 10,260
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    Oak Furniture Land Autumn Sale

    We've already had Birthday Sale, Bank Holiday Sale, End of August Sale and Summer Sale. Please, just PISS OFF! >:(

    I'm tempted to report them to ASA!
  • greygrey Posts: 5,027
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    I'm fed up with Parky trying to sell me life insurance

    And that woman has been going to Venice with the girls for years.
  • DVDfeverDVDfever Posts: 18,535
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    Ænima wrote: »
    Gok Wan: Hello girls!

    PMSL! :D
    Oak Furniture Land Autumn Sale

    We've already had Birthday Sale, Bank Holiday Sale, End of August Sale and Summer Sale. Please, just PISS OFF! >:(

    I'm tempted to report them to ASA!

    Time for DFS!
  • Sadly All SeeinSadly All Seein Posts: 842
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    Ænima wrote: »
    Gok Wan: Hello girls!


    Yorgurt eating man: I'm a guy. I've eaten yogurt before, jus' sayin'...


    Gok Wan: Time for something exciting!


    Yorgurt eating man: It's a ****ing yogurt you talantless irritant. Don't you have a frumpy, middle aged woman to dress?


    Gok Wan: We just don't treat ourselves enough!


    Yorgurt eating man: Erm, have you seen people?! Half the country is obese. I would argue we treat ourselves too ****ing much!


    Gok Wan: It's got bifidus actiregularis!


    Yorgurt eating man: You might as well say, it's got made up bullshit.


    Gok wan: You deserve more me time...


    Yorgurt eating man: Eating a yogurt classes as 'me time'?! What a boring life you lead.


    Gok Wan: Feeling good starts from within!


    Yorgurt eating man: It's a mass produced, syrupy yogurt, not a panacea.


    Gok Wan: *flounces off and picks up paycheck* Looks like I have the last laugh bitches!


    Haha. Love these Ænima
  • Sadly All SeeinSadly All Seein Posts: 842
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    grey wrote: »
    I'm fed up with Parky trying to sell me life insurance

    And that woman has been going to Venice with the girls for years.

    I think her husband is glad to be rid of her gossiping gob. The more times she goes the better for him
  • WhyIsTVSoAwfulWhyIsTVSoAwful Posts: 608
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    Haha. Love these Ænima

    Nahhh
  • valkayvalkay Posts: 15,726
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    grey wrote: »

    And that woman has been going to Venice with the girls for years.


    Isn't she the same woman who objected to her neighbours going away on a break, and henpecked her husband.?:D
  • GoCompareThisGoCompareThis Posts: 10,260
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    "That's why Peter goes to Iceland"

    I highly doubt Peter Andre even does the food shopping. If he did, he wouldn't be buying 89p pizzas from Iceland and he sure as hell would not use the BUS! :p
  • bluefbbluefb Posts: 15,461
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    That smug Lidl ad is doing my nut. "Oooh look, we're at a farmer's market, pretending to be posh..."
  • grimtales1grimtales1 Posts: 46,695
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    The disturbing Banardo's "He abuses me" ad is back :( I hate it :cry:
  • grimtales1grimtales1 Posts: 46,695
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    Ænima wrote: »
    Gok Wan: Hello girls!


    Yorgurt eating man: I'm a guy. I've eaten yogurt before, jus' sayin'...


    Gok Wan: Time for something exciting!


    Yorgurt eating man: It's a ****ing yogurt you talantless irritant. Don't you have a frumpy, middle aged woman to dress?


    Gok Wan: We just don't treat ourselves enough!


    Yorgurt eating man: Erm, have you seen people?! Half the country is obese. I would argue we treat ourselves too ****ing much!


    Gok Wan: It's got bifidus actiregularis!


    Yorgurt eating man: You might as well say, it's got made up bullshit.


    Gok wan: You deserve more me time...


    Yorgurt eating man: Eating a yogurt classes as 'me time'?! What a boring life you lead.


    Gok Wan: Feeling good starts from within!


    Yorgurt eating man: It's a mass produced, syrupy yogurt, not a panacea.


    Gok Wan: *flounces off and picks up paycheck* Looks like I have the last laugh bitches!

    :D:D:D I love your posts :)
  • TelenautTelenaut Posts: 223
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    "Size 8, baaaack in the daaaaay"

    P!ss off you unbearable woman!
  • wilehelmaswilehelmas Posts: 3,610
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    Ænima wrote: »
    Gok Wan: Hello girls!


    Yorgurt eating man: I'm a guy. I've eaten yogurt before, jus' sayin'...


    Gok Wan: Time for something exciting!


    Yorgurt eating man: It's a ****ing yogurt you talantless irritant. Don't you have a frumpy, middle aged woman to dress?


    Gok Wan: We just don't treat ourselves enough!


    Yorgurt eating man: Erm, have you seen people?! Half the country is obese. I would argue we treat ourselves too ****ing much!


    Gok Wan: It's got bifidus actiregularis!


    Yorgurt eating man: You might as well say, it's got made up bullshit.


    Gok wan: You deserve more me time...


    Yorgurt eating man: Eating a yogurt classes as 'me time'?! What a boring life you lead.


    Gok Wan: Feeling good starts from within!


    Yorgurt eating man: It's a mass produced, syrupy yogurt, not a panacea.


    Gok Wan: *flounces off and picks up paycheck* Looks like I have the last laugh bitches!


    I'd be interested to know if Gok Wan has one male relationship in his life.

    No, seriously. Just out of pure curiosity.
  • DVDfeverDVDfever Posts: 18,535
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    grimtales1 wrote: »
    The disturbing Banardo's "He abuses me" ad is back :( I hate it :cry:

    Abuse doesn't do happy.

    At least when that's on, we're not hearing:

    # Let. Me. Tell you 'bout an accident oi 'ad #

    (I'll give you a bloody accident!)
  • Emma_HenveyEmma_Henvey Posts: 9,895
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    Ænima wrote: »
    Gok Wan: Hello girls!


    Yorgurt eating man: I'm a guy. I've eaten yogurt before, jus' sayin'...


    Gok Wan: Time for something exciting!


    Yorgurt eating man: It's a ****ing yogurt you talantless irritant. Don't you have a frumpy, middle aged woman to dress?


    Gok Wan: We just don't treat ourselves enough!


    Yorgurt eating man: Erm, have you seen people?! Half the country is obese. I would argue we treat ourselves too ****ing much!


    Gok Wan: It's got bifidus actiregularis!


    Yorgurt eating man: You might as well say, it's got made up bullshit.


    Gok wan: You deserve more me time...


    Yorgurt eating man: Eating a yogurt classes as 'me time'?! What a boring life you lead.


    Gok Wan: Feeling good starts from within!


    Yorgurt eating man: It's a mass produced, syrupy yogurt, not a panacea.


    Gok Wan: *flounces off and picks up paycheck* Looks like I have the last laugh bitches!

    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
  • Emma_HenveyEmma_Henvey Posts: 9,895
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    grimtales1 wrote: »
    The disturbing Banardo's "He abuses me" ad is back :( I hate it :cry:

    I hate that ad as well!! >:(>:(:(
  • johartukjohartuk Posts: 11,320
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    The trailer for the Cilla drama on ITV! It seems to be on in every ad break!>:(
  • LillithLillith Posts: 946
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    johartuk wrote: »
    The trailer for the Cilla drama on ITV! It seems to be on in every ad break!>:(

    The chap who plays her husband Bobby has the strangest hair/wig I have ever seen.
  • BellaRosaBellaRosa Posts: 36,544
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    Paddypower and the pink bird crapping on everyone. Who thought that was a good idea :confused:

    Thank you M&S for spoiling on of my favourite tunes >:(>:(
  • kezokezo Posts: 11,086
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    The Stoptober ad with Paddy McGuinness/Al Murray and Lee Nelson its cringeworthy to watch :o -- Did ITV make the ad?
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