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Would you be less concerned about immigration if we had a gated town for them.

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    Hollie_LouiseHollie_Louise Posts: 39,991
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    Starpuss wrote: »
    :( I was actually planning on moving there with him. God I'm pathetic :(

    Shhhhhhh. I don't want my fella knowing that's an option. I don't wanna live in Ipswich! Is that even allowed?

    What happens to the people of Ipswich? Where do they live?
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    MesostimMesostim Posts: 52,864
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    Starpuss wrote: »
    I'm not relaxing. This rebalancing sounds dodgy. Will we need a special pass to visit them in Ipswich do you think? I'm not keen on the thought of going without immigrant cuddling. I like it!



    Documentation? Yes. But then it will mean we will have to keep checking their papers to see if they are in order. Perhaps it would be easier if they just had some sort of symbol displayed on their clothes for ease of checking? A blue triangle? A red square?

    They could all be made to wear black and white clothes with maybe the exception of one little girl who can wear a red dress.
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    TWSTWS Posts: 9,307
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    jesaya wrote: »
    Could they have been tourists?

    no defo not tourists
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    Hollie_LouiseHollie_Louise Posts: 39,991
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    Hang on everbody..........

    Reevaluating the countries resources......getting things back on track for us who have contributed......that would apply to immigrants who are honest, have worked, have paid.

    What's wrong with that?

    Nothing, I just want you to re-evaluate your plans so I can chuck my fella in there.
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    Hollie_LouiseHollie_Louise Posts: 39,991
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    Mesostim wrote: »
    They could all be made to wear black and white clothes with maybe the exception of one little girl who can wear a red dress.

    Is this clothing for visitors as well? In the event I do want to hug an immigrant, I don't want to have to get changed, black and white doesn't suit my complexion.
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    irishguyirishguy Posts: 22,172
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    Shhhhhhh. I don't want my fella knowing that's an option. I don't wanna live in Ipswich! Is that even allowed?

    Cmon,.. with facilities like an Ice Rink and a McDonalds... totally worth getting sealed inside Ipswitch
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    Hollie_LouiseHollie_Louise Posts: 39,991
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    irishguy wrote: »
    Cmon,.. with facilities like an Ice Rink and a McDonalds... totally worth getting sealed inside Ipswitch

    Oh well when you put it like that send the papers through I'm there! Will the ice rink be free?
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    exlordlucanexlordlucan Posts: 35,375
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    UKMikey wrote: »
    Maybe they could get us all to wear yellow stars or crescents as well.
    Starpuss wrote: »

    ...Perhaps it would be easier if they just had some sort of symbol displayed on their clothes for ease of checking? A blue triangle? A red square?




    I think the OP should create a poll on this one.
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    irishguyirishguy Posts: 22,172
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    Oh well when you put it like that send the papers through I'm there! Will the ice rink be free?
    Pfffff.. this isn't a prison with free Xboxes and iPads.... you'll pay a month of minimum wages for 15 mins skating...
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    StarpussStarpuss Posts: 12,845
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    Shhhhhhh. I don't want my fella knowing that's an option. I don't wanna live in Ipswich! Is that even allowed?

    What happens to the people of Ipswich? Where do they live?

    I know very little about it. Have opened the Wiki page so will do some reading. It looks nice. Nicer than where we live now anyway so the immigrant and I will probably be quite happy.

    Good point about the people living there now. I found stats that say the population is 133,400. I am sure with such a well thought out plan the OP will know exactly where these people are going.
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    Hollie_LouiseHollie_Louise Posts: 39,991
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    irishguy wrote: »
    Pfffff.. this isn't a prison with free Xboxes and iPads.... you'll pay a month of minimum wages for 15 mins skating...

    I've changed my mind already. Fella is on his own again. Will only need one set of papers for the Gorczynski household thank you.
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    RobinOfLoxleyRobinOfLoxley Posts: 27,040
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    Is this new game 'Ipswichville' or the 'Simmigrants'? Hours of fun anyway.

    Disease and hygiene could be a problem, would need some shower blocks for new arrivals.

    Overpopulation too. Immigrants do breed like rabbits. Better provide compulsory sterilisation in the hospital.

    A nice shiny new crematorium for those who pass on during their stay.

    The gates can be decorated with a nice welcoming sign as well, "Work Sets You Free"?
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    Hollie_LouiseHollie_Louise Posts: 39,991
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    Starpuss wrote: »
    I know very little about it. Have opened the Wiki page so will do some reading. It looks nice. Nicer than where we live now anyway so the immigrant and I will probably be quite happy.

    Good point about the people living there now. I found stats that say the population is 133,400. I am sure with such a well thought out plan the OP will know exactly where these people are going.

    If they can make sandwiches to replace my current staff or are good sales people to replace my fella, they are welcome to come and live here.
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    jesayajesaya Posts: 35,597
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    TWS wrote: »
    no defo not tourists

    Well Windsor is 90.2% white British so not sure who you saw. I lived in nextdoor Spelthorne and that was predominantly white British too.... sure you were not in Slough?
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    TWSTWS Posts: 9,307
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    jesaya wrote: »
    Well Windsor is 90.2% white British so not sure who you saw. I lived in nextdoor Spelthorne and that was predominantly white British too.... sure you were not in Slough?

    no not in Slough, like I said I was only there a few hours but no not a single English person did I see, certainly didn't hear anyone speaking English was glad to get home for sure
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    StarpussStarpuss Posts: 12,845
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    I've been reading more about my new potential home of Ipswich (and very nice it sounds too...thank you OP).

    I found out there is a Jarvis Cocker song called From Auschwitz to Ipswich.

    It's the end, why don't you admit it?
    It's the same from Auschwitz to Ipswich
    Evil comes I know from not where
    But if you take a look inside yourself
    Maybe you'll find some in there

    Just wanted to post that as an example of irony.
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    Hollie_LouiseHollie_Louise Posts: 39,991
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    Starpuss wrote: »
    I've been reading more about my new potential home of Ipswich (and very nice it sounds too...thank you OP).

    I found out there is a Jarvis Cocker song called From Auschwitz to Ipswich.

    It's the end, why don't you admit it?
    It's the same from Auschwitz to Ipswich
    Evil comes I know from not where
    But if you take a look inside yourself
    Maybe you'll find some in there

    Just wanted to post that as an example of irony.

    Have you decided who you are evicting to have their house yet?
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    jesayajesaya Posts: 35,597
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    TWS wrote: »
    no not in Slough, like I said I was only there a few hours but no not a single English person did I see, certainly didn't hear anyone speaking English was glad to get home for sure

    Well, they must have been either tourists or some kind of festival because I have been to Windsor many times (liked to shop there) and never noticed what you did. There are certainly areas like that in the UK, but I wouldn't saw Windsor was one of them.
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    StarpussStarpuss Posts: 12,845
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    Have you decided who you are evicting to have their house yet?

    I'm not a fussy woman. We have a 3 bed semi now so could do a straight swap with a family with the same. Though my immigrant would like a shed if at all possible. He's fond of sheds.

    Are you looking for an upgrade?
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    Hollie_LouiseHollie_Louise Posts: 39,991
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    Starpuss wrote: »
    I'm not a fussy woman. We have a 3 bed semi now so could do a straight swap with a family with the same. Though my immigrant would like a shed if at all possible. He's fond of sheds.

    Are you looking for an upgrade?

    I live really close to the beach so I'm hoping I can convince him to do the right thing and leave me here. He can move in with you :)
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    StarpussStarpuss Posts: 12,845
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    I live really close to the beach so I'm hoping I can convince him to do the right thing and leave me here. He can move in with you :)

    He would be more than welcome :)

    Oooh, we live near the beach now too. Does Ipswich not have a beach? The move might be off!!

    OP...can we have our concentration ca.......sorry gated town ...near the sea please?
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    rupert_pupkinrupert_pupkin Posts: 3,975
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    Will Radamel Falcao, Alexis Sanchez, Yaya Toure etc be allowed out to play for their teams? Or will they create their own Ipswich Immigrants FC? I'm guessing they would have to play all their games at home though. Are outsiders allowed in?
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    tenofspadestenofspades Posts: 12,875
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    Lol thread title. District 9?
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    Hollie_LouiseHollie_Louise Posts: 39,991
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    Starpuss wrote: »
    He would be more than welcome :)

    Oooh, we live near the beach now too. Does Ipswich not have a beach? The move might be off!!

    OP...can we have our concentration ca.......sorry gated town ...near the sea please?

    I'll send some money for his upkeep, I mean that is if you're even allowed money there?
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    lightdragonlightdragon Posts: 19,059
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    I'll send some money for his upkeep, I mean that is if you're even allowed money there?

    No, no acts of charity allowed I'm afraid. Although hurling lemons over the fence or parading your freedom in front of them is permitted. ;-)
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